Creepier: Y/n and I are meme partners

You: jimin??

Creepier: y/n???

Creepier: *dramatic music plays*

You: you're jimin??

You: you're park jimin????

Creepier:
I dont know tbh

Creepier:
I am the product of my experiences
conformed around society's expectations

Creepier:
sometimes I think I'm not who I think I am
and I'm not even what you think I am

Creepier:
In the words of Charles Cooley,
I am what I think you think I am

You: i think you're
a spammer

Creepier: nice try

Hoseokie: spammer lmao

Hoseokie:
the way he spammed his identity
crisis on us, well deserved

Creepier: you got no jams

Hoseokie: jamless behaviour ^

Hoseokie: oh wait, you're a spam

Hoseokie: time to ignore

You: yeah

You: never reply to a spam

Hoseokie: never

Hoseokie: so did u enjoy today?

You: yeah thanks a lot

You: the food was great

Hoseokie: I'm glad u liked it

Creepier: what did i do to
deserve such ostracisation?

You: u spammed

Hoseokie: lol yeah

Creepier: if its about me
spamming memes then
sorry not sorry 😔🤟🏼

You:

You: you've been harassing
me with your spams for weeks now

You: and those weren't memes

Creepier: okay

Creepier: tell me more of what I did

You: you advertised various
brands which, according to you,
"cures" female "insecurities"

Creepier: now u make me
sound like i actually did that

You: yes you did

Hoseokie: that's funny

You: I'm not joking hoseok

Hoseokie: okay?

Creepier: What?

You: let me ask u a question

You: do you know
anything about the
blueberry bar?

Creepier: yeah

Creepier: it's a bar down
the street next to the
Do Bong restaurant

You: wow

You: you have no
conscience, do you?

Creepier: what have I done?

Creepier: we're still joking right?

Creepier: right y/n?

Hoseokie: y/n?

Creepier: did she go offline?

Hoseokie: Did something
happen between you two?

Hoseokie: u guys seemed to get
along pretty well when were
in the restaurant

Creepier: i dont know

You: Justin seagull

You: rings a bell?

Creepier: no?

Hoseokie: I know some Justins
and we have seagulls in South Korea

You: you know a Justin??

You: are you friends with him?

Hoseokie: Justin Beiber? Timberlake? Trudeau?

Hoseokie: No I'm not

Hoseokie: But I would love to

You: ...

You: imma sleep now

You: night

Creepier: nighty night!

Hoseokie: good night,
don't let the bed bugs bite,
drink sprite!