Creepiest: sup

You: my temper

Creepiest: Why what happened

You: you

Creepiest: wdym

You: You could be a
criminal or a terrorist

You: who knows u might
be sending my personal
info to your leader

Creepiest: and how do I do that?

You: idk you might have some
technology for it. Or you could
check my phone number's
records or something

Creepiest: u do realise that u
told me the process, right?

You: fck

You: I'm broke

You: Plz leave me alone

Creepiest: I'm not a criminal

You: oh rEaLLy? I tOtally beLIEve yOU

Creepiest: I'm just an employee at the BlueBerry Bar. That's all.

You: prove it.

Creepiest: how about you come
at the bar this evening?

You: so you could spam me again?

Creepiest: ofc

You are typing...

Creepiest: not

You: I don't trust u and I'm not
going back to that place again.

Creepiest: okay

You: no its not okay

You: U need to prove
ur innocence or imma
call the cops

Creepiest: *googles how
to prove your innocence*

You: just how lame can u be

You: this is ur last chance

You: Who are you?

Creepiest: I wont tell you

You: exactly what an innocent
person would say -_-

Creepiest: promise me u
wouldn't call the police

You: depends...

Creepiest: *sighs*

You: *dials 911*

Creepiest: hey! Stop it!

You: tell me who u r
before I block u once again

Creepiest: Okay fine. I'm Justin Seagull

You: and how am I suppose
to believe that?

You: send me your id proof.

Creepiest: u n ur demands

You:

Creepiest: what even

You: creep

Creepiest: k bye.

Creepiest: gotta work

You: bish

Creepiest: don't block me,
i have something to tell you

Creepiest: ttyl!

You: wait what
Delivered

You: what is it that an ISIS
agent like u would wanna tell me?
Delivered

You: u freak
Delivered

You: come back!
Delivered

You: i hate cliffhangers
Delivered