Creepiest: So, how's
your project partner?

You: how did u know?

Creepiest: no one goes to
biology lab for a date

You: well... it doesn't
matter until you're happy

Creepiest: smh

Creepiest: keep dreaming

You: who the hell r u anyway??

Creepiest:
I work at The BlueBerry Bar

You: did I ask where u work?

You: what's your name?

You: and why do u
keep texting me?

Creepiest: it's not like I
enjoy spamming u with those texts

Creepiest: it's my job

You:

You: whats your name?

Creepiest:
why do u wanna know?

You: so I can report
it to the police

Creepiest: Dafaq?!

You: jk

Creepiest: HOW DID U KNOW?!

You: what?

Creepiest: oh... nvm

You: why do I feel like
you need a psychiatrist?

Creepiest:
I feel the same abt u

You: you're the one
who spammed

Creepiest:
you're the one who replied

You: you keep spamming
me with different numbers!
Who does that?!

Creepiest: who talks
through memes
with a stranger?!

You:

Creepiest: -_-

You: you didn't tell me your name
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You:

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You: reply u idiot
Seen: 4:05pm

You: why do people
enjoy trolling me?
Seen 4:08pm

You: Alexa, play The Sound of silence
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