Alright I don't know how to do this. I've never been tagged before.... ok I have but I've never bothered to do it. This is the first time I'm doing it because... I don't know I'm bored and I thought why not.

Thank you i-giveup for this. I hope you get tagged all the time.

I didn't want to just say what everyone says... so I'm just gonna say unusual weird stuff. It's not fun when everyone says the same things. So here are 13 weird random facts about me:

1. My neighbours hate me because one time I looked into their window and they were doing the do. I'm not a stalker ok I was young and they were making weird noises and I kid you not the woman was screaming "harder" and I thought someone broke into their home and she was screaming to hit the burglar harder. I was about to call the cops.

2. I'm boyish? Is that unusual? It is to some people anyway. I don't know. Most people say I am but I think they're just stupid stereotypes. A girl can like black and be messy, sit and walk without giving a shit about how they look. I don't think it's a big deal but apparently some people do because I hear things like "Don't swear, that's unladylike" all the fucking time. But I don't give a single fucking fuck.

3. I used to an introverted nerd but lately I've started going out and I actually like it now. I've made new friends and I feel like life isn't that bad.

4. I love black. I love black so much that every single one of my clothes are black. Everything I own is black. I want to turn this whole world into black!

5. When I was in eighth grade I had a huge crush on this cute guy and one morning I was drinking coffee and he walked by me. He smiled at me and I choked and spat it out all over his shirt. He never smiled at me again.

6. I'm never serious irl. I'm always cracking jokes and laughing or doing something weird. Most of my friends think I'm weird. Everyone thinks I'm weird actually.

7. People call me "selfish" or "heartless" or "bitch" all the time because I'm not afraid to spit in their face if they talk bad about me. Apparently speaking up for myself makes me a "bitch". I'm not gonna deny the selfish and heartless part though, I'm pretty selfish when I have to be. At least I'm not scared to admit my selfishness.

8. When I was little I thought touching boys makes you pregnant so I didn't let any boys touch me. Whenever a boy came close to me I screamed... so much that my teachers called my parents about it and we talked.... that was so awkward.

9. I'm running out of things.... oh I got one... I don't know what it is with smiles but I love when someone smiles at me... I think it's the most attractive thing about a person. To be honest it kinda turnsmeon.... so much that I actually ask people to smile for me. Yup that is pretty weird. But hey I warned you.

10. Why are there 13 facts I can't even come up with ten! What am I supposed to write here? It is so much easier when there are actual questions. It's hard (that's what he said) and boring because I can't come up with anything! Anyway let me try.... I had a giant crush on my Physics teacher in High School! That's not something to be proud of I know ok I was acting stupid but come on, who hasn't had a crush on their teachers at least once? It actually evolved into this huge rumour that affected me a lot. At first the rumour was that I had a crush then it turned into "secretly in a relationship" then "they had sex" then "married with twenty kids" honestly we were all so stupid.

11. I listen to all types of music. I don't have a preference. If it's a good/relatable song then that's enough for me. Lately I've been listening to Halsey a lot though. She's amazing.

12. I used to be really cynical and pessimistic. I didn't believe in happy endings or whatever but I feel like I'm slowly changing because of certain people in my life. I'm glad that I lived to see this day. So yeah whenever you're down or depressed plz know that it'll get better. Hang in there, random internet person. One day, you'll get there. Appreciate the small things in life. It does make a difference.

13. Hmmmmmm just one more I can do this... I have an account on every social media but I never use them lol. I used to be active on wattpad all the time but now I'm leaving wattpad. Goodbye. (lol kidding I'll be here but just not as often)

Phew! That was hard and long! (That's what she said) I'm glad I did it anyway. There it is. The first tag I ever did. Thank you if you read all that. I appreciate it.

Now I have to tag fifteen people. Who the fuck made this tag? Do you think I know fifteen fucking people on wattpad? Hell I don't even know five people. Anyway I'll just tag everyone.

SilentScreams444
webeturningup
sadaestheticphoto
Muzakon
writtennotsung
A_Million_Regrets
yuriosbitch
soggyelbow
slowly-fading-away
-sunflowertae
antisocial_wreck
crabnoodle
Does_Love_Exist
dothechachaslide
gaypurplepumpkin

I'm not sorry for tagging the people that I know but to two or three that are like complete strangers I'M SO SORRY I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH PEOPLE! Everyone I used to know left wattpad... I mean I've been here for like seven years.. and I'm leaving soon too... so... SORRY.

So that's it. Bye.

The end.