"She's beauty, she's grace. Let's go punch these people in the face."

"If you hit that wall one more time I'm shoving your hand down your throat."

"Satans a little bitch."

"Someone drew a dick on the door."

"Surgeons are basically legal murders?"

"I'm stuck between homicide and suicide."

"What am I? Chopped hoe?"

"We just walked through the dick door."

"Oh yes. I love dick. It's my favorite." (Sarcasm obviously)

"She looks angry. Looks like she's about to stab some kid with a long ass key. Wait isn't that like the plot to Kingdom Hearts?"

More to come most likely. I don't know.