Yoda Juice, Bathroom Singing, and 90's Anakin


Captain Rex posted: Guys! I just found some old workout videos in Skywalker's room! And this is the cover!

Captain Rex posted a picture, and tagged Anakin Skywalker:

Captain Rex: And on the back, it says; "Are you feeling flabby? Tired? Fat?! THEN WORKOUT WITH THIS VIDEO!!!!!!

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Comments:

Commander Cody: Put that back where you found it!

Captain Rex: NO! I'm doing squats with General Skywalker!

Anakin Skywalker: Hey guys! What're you talking about? OH MY GOD!!!

Ashoka Tano: WHAT THE F***!!!??

Senator Amidala: Oooohhh, Ani so sexy!

Commander Cody: What the hell?!!

Captain Rex: Ew.

Ashoka Tano: Poor baby Rexy, can't handle a little conversation between two people who love each other.

Captain Rex: That's why i don't talk to you.

Commander Wolffe: Salty.

Commander Cody: Dude, Valentines Day is tomorrow!

Captain Rex: OH SHIT!!!

Ashoka Tano: *Taps foot impatiently*

Captain Rex: You can't type what your doing, it's just dumb.

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Commander Cody posted: Guys...why is Yoda in the Bathroom?

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Comments:

Mace Windu: Supposedly, what i hear from rumors, he's making..."Juice"?

Commander Cody: Ew. I am NOT drinking THAT!

Yoda: But you already have, my child.

Commander Cody: NNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Rex: Your juice isn't my snapple is it????

Yoda: Ew, no, snapple sucks.

Captain Rex:.......BitCH!!!

Commander Cody: Relax, this isn't as bad as the time i had to go give Obi-wan ice-cream in the toilet.

Captain Rex: True.

Ashoka Tano: Anakin's kinda like that too, he makes me bring him sweets when he's in the shitter.

Yoda: WHO WANTS MY JUICE!!??

Obi-wan Kenobi: What's in it?

Yoda: Toilet water, bread crums, random toys, poop flakes, pee-pee, and some the old food in the back of the fridge that was in there for a couple years...also just some random other juices.

Captain Rex: EEWWWWW OH GOD WHYY!!??? THAT'S FREAKIN DISGUSTING!!!! I AM NEVER EVER USING THE BATHROOMS AGAIN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Yoda: Also, i am naked...and may have sweated in the juice.....EXTRA FLAVOR!

Ashoka Tano: Ew. ;-;

Captain Rex: .....Ok, i'm done. 

{Captain Rex has logged off of Spacebook}

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Ashoka Tano posted: Um...i hear singing in the Men's Bathroom.....Explain????

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Comments:

Commander Bly: We're practicing!

Ashoka Tano: Why? And for what?

Obi-wan Kenobi: We joined an accapella singing competition!!!!!

Commander Bly: And we're gonna win...well...we should....if Cody quits.

Anakin Skywalker: He's the "squeaky board"

Commander Cody: AANNnndDDd IIIIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIII WWIIlllllIllllLLLlLLLLLLAALLLllwwaaasyyYSYSSSSS LLOOvvvveeEEEE YYYOoouuuuoouuooooooo!!

Ashoka Tano: I see what you mean but...why practice in the potty?

Captain Rex: IT WAS ONE TIME!! I SAID THEDAMN WORD.....OONNEEE TTIIMMEEE!!!

Obi-wan Kenobi: Because...We're going up against Echo, Hardcase, Fives, Jesse and Kix.

Anakin Skywalker: And we don't want them to hear out BOOTIFUL voices.

Ashoka Tano:.......I doubt that...

Anakin Skywalker: Your grounded ;-;

Ashoka Tano: No ;-;

Captain Rex: Can i say all the swears i know? ;-;

Obi-wan Kenobi: No ;-; Children probably read this.

Captain Rex: But i swear all the time!

Ashoka Tano: JUST DO IT!

Fives: Am i memeing hard enough?

Captain Rex: XD

Obi-wan Kenobi: DON'T DO IT! I'LL GROUND YOU!

Captain Rex: I'm in the 501st not the 212th!

Ashoka Tano: DDOOOOO IIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!

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(This has been censored due to awful, bad words, and fowl language.)

Captain Rex: YAY!

Ashoka Tano: o-o

Obi-wan Kenobi: In all my years, never have i heard such language.

Anakin Skywalker: He yells those at me at least 8 times a day... '-'

Captain Rex: *Lenny face*

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A/N: ....I.....I don't even know.....Sorry? Nope. Well, my lil bro helped with this one again! :) Enjoy! And as always, i will see you...in the next chapter! BUH-BYE!!!!! ~Mlpeej The Dragonborn/ Companion Harbinger..OUT!! :D <3

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