Yoda Juice, Bathroom Singing, and 90's Anakin
Captain Rex posted: Guys! I just found some old workout videos in Skywalker's room! And this is the cover!
Captain Rex posted a picture, and tagged Anakin Skywalker:
Captain Rex: And on the back, it says; "Are you feeling flabby? Tired? Fat?! THEN WORKOUT WITH THIS VIDEO!!!!!!
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Comments:
Commander Cody: Put that back where you found it!
Captain Rex: NO! I'm doing squats with General Skywalker!
Anakin Skywalker: Hey guys! What're you talking about? OH MY GOD!!!
Ashoka Tano: WHAT THE F***!!!??
Senator Amidala: Oooohhh, Ani so sexy!
Commander Cody: What the hell?!!
Captain Rex: Ew.
Ashoka Tano: Poor baby Rexy, can't handle a little conversation between two people who love each other.
Captain Rex: That's why i don't talk to you.
Commander Wolffe: Salty.
Commander Cody: Dude, Valentines Day is tomorrow!
Captain Rex: OH SHIT!!!
Ashoka Tano: *Taps foot impatiently*
Captain Rex: You can't type what your doing, it's just dumb.
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Commander Cody posted: Guys...why is Yoda in the Bathroom?
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Comments:
Mace Windu: Supposedly, what i hear from rumors, he's making..."Juice"?
Commander Cody: Ew. I am NOT drinking THAT!
Yoda: But you already have, my child.
Commander Cody: NNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Rex: Your juice isn't my snapple is it????
Yoda: Ew, no, snapple sucks.
Captain Rex:.......BitCH!!!
Commander Cody: Relax, this isn't as bad as the time i had to go give Obi-wan ice-cream in the toilet.
Captain Rex: True.
Ashoka Tano: Anakin's kinda like that too, he makes me bring him sweets when he's in the shitter.
Yoda: WHO WANTS MY JUICE!!??
Obi-wan Kenobi: What's in it?
Yoda: Toilet water, bread crums, random toys, poop flakes, pee-pee, and some the old food in the back of the fridge that was in there for a couple years...also just some random other juices.
Captain Rex: EEWWWWW OH GOD WHYY!!??? THAT'S FREAKIN DISGUSTING!!!! I AM NEVER EVER USING THE BATHROOMS AGAIN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Yoda: Also, i am naked...and may have sweated in the juice.....EXTRA FLAVOR!
Ashoka Tano: Ew. ;-;
Captain Rex: .....Ok, i'm done.
{Captain Rex has logged off of Spacebook}
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Ashoka Tano posted: Um...i hear singing in the Men's Bathroom.....Explain????
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Comments:
Commander Bly: We're practicing!
Ashoka Tano: Why? And for what?
Obi-wan Kenobi: We joined an accapella singing competition!!!!!
Commander Bly: And we're gonna win...well...we should....if Cody quits.
Anakin Skywalker: He's the "squeaky board"
Commander Cody: AANNnndDDd IIIIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIII WWIIlllllIllllLLLlLLLLLLAALLLllwwaaasyyYSYSSSSS LLOOvvvveeEEEE YYYOoouuuuoouuooooooo!!
Ashoka Tano: I see what you mean but...why practice in the potty?
Captain Rex: IT WAS ONE TIME!! I SAID THEDAMN WORD.....OONNEEE TTIIMMEEE!!!
Obi-wan Kenobi: Because...We're going up against Echo, Hardcase, Fives, Jesse and Kix.
Anakin Skywalker: And we don't want them to hear out BOOTIFUL voices.
Ashoka Tano:.......I doubt that...
Anakin Skywalker: Your grounded ;-;
Ashoka Tano: No ;-;
Captain Rex: Can i say all the swears i know? ;-;
Obi-wan Kenobi: No ;-; Children probably read this.
Captain Rex: But i swear all the time!
Ashoka Tano: JUST DO IT!
Fives: Am i memeing hard enough?
Captain Rex: XD
Obi-wan Kenobi: DON'T DO IT! I'LL GROUND YOU!
Captain Rex: I'm in the 501st not the 212th!
Ashoka Tano: DDOOOOO IIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!
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(This has been censored due to awful, bad words, and fowl language.)
Captain Rex: YAY!
Ashoka Tano: o-o
Obi-wan Kenobi: In all my years, never have i heard such language.
Anakin Skywalker: He yells those at me at least 8 times a day... '-'
Captain Rex: *Lenny face*
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A/N: ....I.....I don't even know.....Sorry? Nope. Well, my lil bro helped with this one again! :) Enjoy! And as always, i will see you...in the next chapter! BUH-BYE!!!!! ~Mlpeej The Dragonborn/ Companion Harbinger..OUT!! :D <3
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