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Ahsoka Tano posted: GUYS! I FOUND THESE TAPES IN THE CLOSET!
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Captain Rex: What are they?
Commander Cody: Oh no, PUT THOSE AWAY!
Ahsoka Tano: Why? WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Commander Cody: There's just some weird stuff on those!!
Anakin Skywalker: Oh dear
Obi-wan Kenobi: THAT'S MY LINE!
Yoda: PLAY TTHEEMMMMMMMM!!!
Ahsoka Tano posted a video:
*Video playing*
Yoda is eating something off the floor, then looks at the camera with a creepy face, runs into nearest closet, and peeks eye out. Anakin walks up, picks his boogers, and flicks them into the closet. Yoda runs out, attacks Anakin, and starts gnawing on his face, all the while being naked. Rex runs up and starts trying to beat Yoda with a broom, hits Anakin in the process. Yoda retreats into closet. Rex put his helmet light on and ran in with his guns, Yoda comes running out naked, and stars attacking Rex. "SIR!!!! HHEELLPPP!!!!!!" Rex screams in agony. Rex runs into a wall, and Yoda falls off, Rex starts stomping on him. Yoda gets up and bites Rex's foot, and runs into Obi-wan's underware drawer, peeks his eyes out.
*Next video starts playing*
Rex is seen mopping the bathroom floor, he is very tired. Yoda walks in to take a wizz on the floor, Rex didn't see him, he grabbed a stick, and stuck it through Yoda's clothes so he's stuck, dunks him into water bucket, not noticing that it's Yoda. Starts moping. All the while, Yoda is screaming. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" "Well, I'm done." Puts mop into toilet, stick falls out, Yoda is stuck in the toilet. *The next day* Cody walks in, opens the stall, opens the toilet, "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Yoda's face is all that can be seen in the toilet. Yoda reaches up and flushes himself "Wweeeeee" the sounds fade away.
*Next video begins to play*
Anakin is standing in the hall, begins to scratch ass, proceeds to do so for half an hour straight,stops, looks side to side, inhales scent for half an hour. "mmmm"
*Next video, Rex with a hand held camera, stalking around*
"Okay, so I was given this camera, so I'm just gonna stalk around and film people" he says into the camera. He walks and hides behind a wall and sees Cody with a bag of cheese doodles, and he's talking to Ahsoka. Yoda, creeps up, and sticks his face into the bag of cheese doodles, "*INHALES INTESLY*" jumps out, with cheese doodles in his nose, Cody looks down, and screams, Yoda shoots the cheese doodles back into the bag leaving two in his nose, and he strips and takes of down the hall. Yoda runs between Obi-wan's legs, and runs into the bathroom, looks around, looks at the window, starts running, jumps, and hits the window, and flies back, and hits Cody in the face, naked, and then jumps into the toilet, and flushes himself. Rex recorded the whole thing....
*Another video starts playing*
*Yoda dancing with his clothes off.*
*Videos end*
Ahsoka Tano: WHAT THE FUK WAS THAT!!????
Captain Rex: I REMEMBER THAT DAY!!!! XDD
Hardcase: '-'
Commander Cody: I told you so
Anakin Skywalker: That guy scratching and sniffing WAS NOT ME!!! I WAS FRAMED!
Obi-wan Kenobi: So THAT'S why my underware smell like Yoda! And are wet..
Captain Rex: I don't think Yoda is the reason they're wet....
Yoda: I pee'd on them...
Obi-wan Kenobi: AHHDAJKJFUIAGBFIABGCIUADGIA EW!!!!
Ahsoka Tano: EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Yoda: Who wants some miiilllllkkkkkkk!!?????
EVERYONE:: NNNOOOOOOOO GET OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR NASTY YODA MILK YOU FRREAAKKKKK!!!!!!!
Yoda: Bread?
Captain Rex: NO! I'm gonna come find you and beat your ass!
Yoda: GTG BITCHES!
Yoda logs off*
Mace Windu: I just saw Yoda jump out a window and he scooted his ass across my window and flipped me off, care to explain?
Captain Rex: No. Sorry Sir, we can't explain anything he does.
Yoda: *In the distance somewhere* wweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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A/N: Ayyeee! After how many months I updated! Me and my lil bro enjoyed writing this one, so I hope you all like it too! Well, enjoys, and as always, I will see you....IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! BUH-BYE!
Also I seriously want someone to draw fanart of the stupid things I make the Clone Wars gang do! Please! Lol
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