Jedi Booty and Bathroom Safety!


Anakin Skywalker Posted: GUYS!!! I WAS LOOKING IN THE MIRROR!! WANNA KNOW WHAT I SAW!!!!????

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Commander Cody: NO! God No!!!!!!!! NNOOOO!!!

Captain Rex: Erm, your ugly self?

Ashoka Tano: A big fat blod, AKA YOUUU!!!

Captain Rex: OHHH!! BBBUURRRNNNNNNN!!! *Air horn*

Commander Cody: Lawl..

Anakin Skywalker: NO! I saw my fabulous, round, BOOOTYYYYY!!!!!!!

Commander Cody: O_O I'm done...

Captain Rex: Gun. Head. NOW!!!! o.o

Ashoka Tano: O_O WHAT THE FUDGE!!?? OH GOD!! *Stabs self with lightsaber*

Obi-wan Kenobi: Excuse you?! MY BOOTY IS THE ROUNDEST, MOST FABULOUS BOOTY THAT EVER BOOTIED!!!!

Mace Windu: I CAN TWERK!!!!! 

Yoda: Mines the greenest...and probably the dirtiest....

Everyone: O_O ew.....

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Commander Cody Posted: Okay, everyone. It's time to go over Bathroom Safety. Rule 1: Absolutely no sitting on dividers! 

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Yoda: Ah poop...

Commander Cody: Rule 2: No pooping on the floor, in the sinks or in the urinals!

Anakin Skywalker: Who would even do that? heh..heh....

Commander Cody: THERE'S SECURITY CAMERAS IN THERE!! I SEE ALLLLL!!!!!

Captain Rex: Oh....um...ew......

Ashoka Tano: I AM SO OFFENDED AND SCARED!!!

Commander Cody: Rule 3: No using all the towels, and leaving them on a wet pile on the floor!

Captain Rex: I have never in my life done that!!

Obi-wan Kenobi: Um..YA!!

Commander Cody: Rule 4: No putting your hand under the soap then letting it go all over the floor, it's a hazard!

Mlpeej: I HAVE ACTUALLY DONE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Captain Rex: Ye! *High fives* :D

Mlpeej: Gotta go! Markimoo and Jack-a-boy are waiting! :D

Commander Cody: Right..whatever. Rule 5: No eating the urinal cakes! That's just freakin gross! 

Yoda: Oh..i thought those were really cakes!

Captain Rex: LAST RULE!! ALWAYS AND I MEAN ALWAYS!!!! PELVIC THRUST OR REVERSE GYRATE YOUR WAYS OUT OF BATHROOMS FOR OTHER PEOPLES SAFETY!!! THIS RULE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT!!!!!

Everyone: okay!

Commander Cody: *Face palm*

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