Booty Scooting, and Ice Cream


Mace Windup posted: Have you guys heard about Yoda's new dance??

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 Commander Cody: No, why?

Ahsoka Tano:God no! I saw him earlier doing that thing!!

 Commander Cody: WHAT!? WHAT THING??

Captain Rex: He calls it...THE BOOTY SCOOTY!

Commander Cody: ooohhhh...so that's what he was doing! I heard him come into the bathroom and he just opened the door while I was pooping and started "scooting his booty" towards me..........I RAN FOR MY LIFE.

Yoda: Disturbing it is not. Wonderful it is.

Captain Rex: Yoda.... what the actual fudge is wrong with you?

Yoda: In my butt, fudge there is.

Commander Cody: Well...... Fudge is ruined for me! Thank you very frisking much!

Ahsoka Tano: This is getting really gross. BYE!

{Ahsoka Yano has logged off of Spacebook...}

Yoda: Log off, do not. Booty Scooty I must do!

Captain Rex: Yoda.... just...fukkin go away...

Commander Cody: Yes, please go away.

Yoda: :( Butt.....

Captain Rex: You didn't just..... oh my god.

Commander Cody: wow.... just.... leave Yoda.

{Yoda has logged off of Spacebook...}

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Roxy posted: HEY! I finally got Spacebook bishez!

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Captain Rex: YYYAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Anakin Skywalker: Oh great...

Roxy: YOU WANNA GO SKYCRAPPER!? I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS TO TATOOINE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!

Ahsoka Tano: Master... be nice! Also, Roxy I'm so glad you're finally here! It's boring with all these losers..

Captain Rex:..... Wow.... that hurt.

Roxy: Yes, let us be rude to Rex. For he sucks major butts. Yoda's butt to be exact!

Captain Rex: You realize if it weren't for me you'd be dead, right?

Roxy:........ sorry....

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Shaak Ti posted:Why do I hear crying coming from the Women's bathrooms?

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Commander Cody: Satine broke up with Obi-wan so he's in the toilet crying.....I think he has ice cream too...

Ahsoka Tano: Is it wrong I find this hilarious?

Obi-wan Kenobi: It is NOT hilarious! D':

Commander Cody: Don't make fun of Obi-wan! He's nice..

Captain Rex: Cody you complain about him all the time. Don't be a suck-up!

Commander Cody: Shut up! Your under Ahsoka's bed eating taffy right now you swine!

Roxy: Actually he's under my bed. Now I heard mockery and I want in!

Ahsoka Tano: We're making fun of Obi-wan because he's in a toilet crying...

Roxy:HAHAHAHHAHHAHA OH MAN THATS FUKKIN HALARIOUS! SATINE BROKE UP WITH YOU? WHAT DID YOU DO YOU MORON???

Obi-wan Kenobi: I accidentally wizzed on her carpet....

Captain Rex: SUUURREEEE....."ACCIDENTALLY"

Roxy: You sick old man...

Commander Cody: Do you need a diaper?

Obi-wan Kenobi: I AM NOT A CHILD CODY! NOW COME BURP ME! I ate too much ice cream...

Captain Rex: That is truly disgusting.

Roxy: I'm extremely disturbed, yet intrigued...

Ahsoka Tano: WHY ARE YOU INTRIGUED!?

Roxy: \_( '.' )_/? "cause I can be!

Ahsoka Tano: Okay then...?

Obi-wan Kenobi: BRING ME MORE ICE CREAM CODY!

{Obi-wan Kenobi has logged off of Spacebook}

Commander Cody: OH MY GOD KILL ME I HATE MY LIFE OBIWAN IS SO FRIGGIN ANNOYING LIKE OMG!!!!!

Anakin Skywalker: I'm telling!

Roxy: Ya friggin snitch...

Captain Rex: lawl XD

Roxy: I hate you..

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A/N: Well, here it is! Sorry I haven't updated in forever! Summer is really busy for me, because I have a lot more farm work to do, due to hay season...." yay" note my sarcasm. But yeah, enjoy this chapter, and as always, I will see you.... in the next chapter! BUH-BYE! :D

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