Chapter 18

[Back on the court, Marvin blows the whistle and Wile E has the ball running down the court and dribbling the ball. Pound, Nawt, and Bang charge at him]

Pound: Defeating time, boys!

Sally: Wile, look out!

[Wile E's eye widen with fear and gets hit hard, his body was broken to pieces. His arms and legs landed on the floor and one of his arms holds up a sign that says "Ouch!".]

Sally: (felt tears racing down before growling at the Monstars and tries to get a ball, but Pound punches her in the stomach as she falls on the floor)

Amy, Blaze, Serena, Cream and Wile: (gasps in horror) SALLY!

Porky Pig: [Stuttering fearfully] Ya, gee--[Bang and Bupkus butt-slammed Porky, making him flat.]

Pound: [Stepping on Sylvester who has the ball] Goodbye!

Serena: (gasps as she tries to make sure he's okay, but was knockout by Bang)

Blaze and Sylvester: SERENA!!!!

[Michael has the ball. He tries to get past Pound and Bupkus, but then Pound backhands Michael in the head smiling meanly. Elmer tried to score but Bupkus elbows him down to the floor. Foghorn has the ball, running to the hoop but Bupkus hits him with the back of his fist and Nawt kicks Taz. Bupkus uses Tweety as a golf ball and uses Foghorn as a golf club.]

Bupkus: Fore! [Hitting Tweety]

[Tweety screams as he goes flying in the air, he landed hard on the bench where Granny, Dawg, Sylvester, and Taz look at him with sorrow. Daffy looks and sees Bupkus behind him and he smashed Daffy with his hand. He lifts up his hand and sees Daffy stuck to his hand.]

Daffy Duck: [Dizzy] But, mommy, I don't want to school today.

[Pound has the ball and he elbowed Whisper glaring nastily at him.]

Daffy Duck: [Hugging Bupkus's face] I want to stay home and bake cookies with you.

[An annoyed Bupkus pulled Daffy off his face, then he got his face misplaced. Pound climbs up the hoop backboard smiling.]

Pound: [Chuckling] This is gonna be fun. [Jumps off]

Lola Bunny: I'm open, I'm open.

Bugs Bunny: Lola, Lola, heads up.

[Lola turns around and sees Pound doing a belly flop and he's about to crush her.]

Pound: Belly flop!

Bugs Bunny: Look out! [Bugs pushed Lola out of the way and he gets crushed instead. Lola rolled around and felt shocked seeing Bugs crushed by Pound.]

Lola Bunny: [Gasps] Oh my! Bugs! [Crowd gasped in horror and she screams runs to Pound.] Bugs!

Pound: [Mockingly] Is this your man? [Gets off Bugs and walks away chuckling]

[Bugs is flat and is twisting in pain, then he becomes un-flat. Lola runs to Bugs kneeling down to check on him.]

Lola Bunny: [Worried] Are you okay?

Bugs Bunny: Me? Oh, yeah I'm fine. Are you okay?

Lola Bunny: [Smiling] Oh, Bugs, thank you.

Bugs Bunny: Aw, it was nothing.

Lola Bunny: That was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. [Kisses Bugs and walks away leaving Bugs blushing with awe.]

Michael Jordan: Time-out.

[At the bench the tunes are injured really badly. Sally and her friends sees Wile E has casts on three of his limp and holds up a sign that says "Extreme pain!". Sam is charred and moaning in pain, Sylvester has a big cast around his body. Speedy is stuck in the mouse trap. Elmer is in a straight jacket.]

Elmer Fudd: [feeling dizzy] The Monstars. The Monstars.

[Foghorn has turned into a turkey and hooked up to I.V. Granny has a cast around her neck and she is in a wheelchair. Taz is out cold and Witch Hazel is giving him electric pads to revive him.]

Witch Hazel: Clear! [The pads shock Taz and he twitches around there are words on his chest that says "Eat at Joe's".]

[Tweety is laying next to a machine that says "Acme, iron lung." The Road Runner has a neck brace and Pepe Le Pew has his spray tail bandaged and a cast in his foot and arm in a sling with a black eye. Sally feels guilty that she has done.]

Sally: (tears racing down) This is all my fault.

Amy: (hugs Sally) Hey, it's not your fault.

Serena: Yeah, we still got this.

[Meanwhile, Michael is pacing back and forth thinking.]

Michael Jordan: Okay, we need a fifth player.

Daffy Duck: Hey coach, listen. You got anymore of that secret stuff? [Flexing the muscles then deflates] I think it's starting to wear off.

Michael Jordan: It didn't wear off. It was just water. You guys had that special stuff inside of you all along.

Daffy Duck: [Nodding] Yeah, yeah I knew that. But listen you got anymore?

Lola Bunny: Yeah I'll take double.

Porky Pig: Er, can I have some too? [Beaky Buzzard who is bandaged nods to Michael]

[Michael rolled his eyes then he looks at Stan and he decides to have him as fifth player.]

Michael Jordan: Stan?

Stan Podolak: Yeah? Uh, me?

Michael Jordan: You're in that center. [Stan smiled and chuckles happily] Just guard the big guy okay?

Stan Podolak: [Taking off his jacket] Guard him? Guard him? I'll smother him! I'll be all over him like a cheap suit! I'll be on him like stink on rice! I tell you he's going down! [he falls down]

[The game resumes and Marvin passes the ball to Lola and she passed to Michael. Michael dribbled the ball and the Monstars charge at him and surround him trying to steal the ball. Stan runs to position.]

Stan Podolak: [Calling to Michael] Michael, over here. Over here, over here I'm open, I'm open! [Michael throws the ball to Stan]

[Stan catches the ball, he looks up to see Bang roaring and jumping on him. Before Stan can move he gets crushed by Bang then Bupkus, Blanko, and Pound dogpile on Stan. The ball slips out of Stan's hands, it flies to the hoop and scored three points.]

Michael Jordan: Yes! [The crowd cheered]

Marine: AWESOME!!!!

Nerdluck Slave: [Cheering] Nice sho! [Swackhammer slams his hand down to the nerdluck and he is not happy about it.]

Pound: [Getting off Stan as the others get off] Big man pancake!

Blanko: Hey no fair. [The Monstars walk away from Stan who is flat as a pancake]

Bugs, Sally, Whisper, Amy, Serena, Lola and Daffy: Ooh!

[Two medical dogs approach Stan with a bed.]

Little Medical Dog: Let's get him out of here!

[The little medical dog puts an air hose in Stan's mouth and they pump him up like a balloon. The big medical dog pulls the hose out of Stan's mouth. He makes a farting noise as he deflates the air out of him flying through the ceiling.]

Amy: [Disgusted holding her nose] Eww! [The Nerdluck slaves groan in disgust]

Serena: (Covers her nose) Gross!

Pepe Le Pew: [Putting a clothes pin on his nose] Oh, my.

[Stan lands on the bed and he's back to his normal self. The crowd applauded as Michael looks on the dogs wheeled Stan away.]

Michael Jordan: How'd he do that?

Bugs Bunny: Aw, anybody could do that, doc. Even you. Watch this. [Grabbing Daffy's neck]

Daffy Duck: [Choking] Watch what? [Bugs stretches Daffy's neck] See? No sweat. This is Looney Tune Land.

[Michael understood Daffy and he sees the time, They only have ten seconds left.]

Michael Jordan: Ten seconds ago? Thanks for telling me, doc.

Marvin the Martian: [Worried] I hate to be the bearer of bad news, your airness, but if you don't find a fifth player, your team will forfeit the game.

Michael Jordan: Forfeit?

Marvin the Martian: [Nodding] Precisely, sir altitude.

Michael Jordan: No way. We'll find someone.

[Bill Murray arrived and hums fanfare he wears a Tune Squad uniform and a red shirt. The crowd cheers loudly, Michael and his friends are surprised to see him.]

Mr. Swackhammer: [Surprised jumping from his seat] Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture!

Bill Murray: Hey! Perhaps, I could be of some assistance.

Michael Jordan: [Smiling] That's our fifth guy. [Bill walks up to them and gives Michael a high five] Thanks Bill. Now you get to live up your dream. Let's go.

Bill Murray: All right.

Michael Jordan: All right, we need to score two points...

Bill Murray: Here's how I see it. [To Daffy] Duck?

Daffy Duck: Yes.

Bill Murray: You kick it in to the girl bunny down in the post.

Lola Bunny: Yeah?

Bill Murray: You dish it back out to the guy bunny.

Lola Bunny: [Seriously] Got it!

Bill Murray: You swing it to Mike over here. You go to the hole and dominate.

Michael Jordan: Bill, we're on defense.

Bugs Bunny: [Agreeing with Michael] Oh yeah.

Bill Murray: Whoa, ho, ho, I don't play defense.

Michael Jordan: Typical.

Bill Murray: All right. You're gonna have to listen to Mike on this guys. Listen up.

Michael Jordan: Somebody steal the ball, get it to me, and I'll score before the time runs out.

Bill Murray: Don't lose that confidence. OK! Paws and wings in here! All right!

[They head back on the court and the crowd cheered.]

Bill Murray: This is why I was born. I thrive on pressure.

Daffy Duck: [Tugging Bill's shorts] Excuse me. Uh sorry.

Bill Murray: Yo, yo Easy on the trousers, Daff easy man.

Daffy Duck: Pardon me. Um, Mr. Murray, something's really been bugging me.

Bill Murray: Yeah?

Daffy Duck: Just how did you get here anyway? [Pound stops to look at Bill Murray]

Bill Murray: Producer's a friend of mine. Just had a teamster come and drop me off, you know. [Pound rolled his eyes while listening, he growled and shakes his head in annoyance]

Daffy Duck: Uh-huh. Well that's how it goes.

Bill Murray: You see this uh, kind of chunky fellow over here? [Sees Pound making a face and chuckling rudely at Lola]

Daffy Duck: [Sees Pound and nods his head] Uh-huh.

[Bill whispers into Daffy's ear which gave him the idea.]

Daffy Duck: Ooh. Ooh, that's good. Oh yes.

Bill Murray: All right. Let's do it. You're the duck.

Amy: Okay, let's do this.

[They get ready for the last game before the final seconds of the game.]

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