[Back in Looney Tune Land a sign says "Tonight the Ultimate Game". The cars are in heavy traffic. The spotlights are shining around. Inside the dome. The Tunes are getting ready for the big game.]

Lola Bunny: [Taping her hand] Yes!

[Bugs puts his shorts on and makes his tail come out from behind, Elmer ties a bandana to his head and growled. Taz is having trouble getting his jersey on, so he spins around and rips it up and only half a little of it remains. Sally changed her hair into a ponytail, ready to win. If her team wins, she'll try to confess her true feelings to Wile. Sylvester and Tweety are doing jump roping and Tweety jumps off and puts on black lace on his face. Daffy puts on an armor helmet and uses random things around him.]

Daffy Duck: Just get out of my way.

[Michael puts on his jersey and it said Tune Squad then he looks at his team.]

Michael Jordan: Ready?

Looney Tunes: Yeah! Yes!

Michael Jordan: Let's go.

Sally: Let's get started.

[In the arena of the court, the crowd is cheering and booing and Mr. Swackhammer and his Nerdluck slaves have arrived to watch the game then he walks to his seat.]

Mr. Swackhammer: Are these the best seats? I like em yes! I can see everything from here. Very good.

[At the announcement box the announcer is asleep, then Hubie and Bertie pull the cord of the speaker and decided to do the announcing.]

Bertie: Okey-doke ready to go?

Hubie: [Pushing Bertie out of the way] Yeah yeah sure riot! [clears throat then a sportscaster-style voice] Ladies and gentlemen, the starting lineup for the Tune Squad. Standing 2'4, the wonder from down under, the Tasmanian Devil.

[Taz appears with two balls in his hands, he hits them in the air and they land in his mouth then the balls pop. He spins around the court as the crowd cheers.]

Hubie: At small forward, standing a scintillating 3'2, heartthrob of the hoops, Lola Bunny!

[Charlie the dog from the crowd passes the ball to Lola she catches it and dribbles it then she spins it around with her finger.]

Hubie: At power forward, the Quackster of the Court, Daffy Duck!

Daffy Duck: [Running to the court] Thank you! Thank you!

[The crowd is silent, the crickets chirp and Daffy is not happy about it.]

Daffy Duck: [disappointed but sarcastically] Very funny. Let's all laugh at the duck.

Hubie: And at one point guard, standing 3'3...4' if you include the ears, Co-Captain of the Tune Squad, the Doctor of Delight, Bugs Bunny!

Bugs Bunny: [Pops out of the floor] Thank you! Thank you!

[The crowd cheered, and the Nerdluck slaves from Swackhammer's stand boo and jeer at Bugs.]

Hubie: And now the player-coach of the Tune Squad, at 6'6, from North Carolina, His Royal Airness: Michael Jordan!

[The crowed cheered as Michael smiled and he runs in the court to his teammates, Swackhammer watched Michael as he holds one of his slaves in his hand.]

Mr. Swackhammer: [Confused] Who? Is he a Looney Tune?

Nerdluck Slave: [Stammers nervously] Uh, uh well perhaps.

[On the court, Michael and the tunes form up together and they put their hands on top of each other.]

Michael Jordan: You guys ready?

Daffy Duck: I'm set to take the rack, Jack!

Tweety: Those Monstars will wish they never been born!

Michael Jordan: Guys, let's just go out and have fun.

Looney Tunes: Yeah!

Hubie: The challengers for the ultimate game, all the way from Moron Mountain, the Monstars!

[The Monstars run on the court singing Hit 'em High as Michael looks on, Bang and Bupkus did a body slam, Pound thumping his chest like a gorilla, Blanko and Nawt bump each other's chest. The Nerdluck slaves cheer for the Monstars.]

Nerdluck Slaves: Go Monstars! Go Monstars! Go, Monstars! Go, go!

[The crowd boos at the Monstars, Michael approaches them as the spotlights turn off. Bang growls at him and Michael shakes his head.]

Bang: What are you looking at?

[Pound growled at Taz, he gulped and fainted. Cream tries her best not to be scared and tries to be brave. Michael gets into his position as Lola and Bugs run into their positions, Blanko approached Michael as he gets into his position.]

Blanko: [Chuckling] Cool shoes.

[Marvin the Martian approached them with the ball, Blanko and Michael both look at him.]

Marvin the Martian: Ready?

[Marvin throws the ball in the air, Blanko and Michael jump up then Michael gets it and hits it away from Blanko. The game is on Pound jumps up to catch the ball but missed it, Bugs catches the ball and dribbles it.]

Bugs Bunny: I got it! I got it! I got it! I got the ball! I got the ball!

Bang: [Backhanding Bugs] Coming through little boys! (Bugs slides on the floor.)

Whisper: [Sees Bugs hurt, worried] Ooh.

[Bugs is seeing stars, Pound has the ball he jumped up to the hoop and slam dunked into the hoop, Thats two points for the Monstars.]

Mr. Swackhammer: [Cheering to the Monstars] Way to go boys! [To Minions] Did you see the moves on that one?

[Marvin passes the ball to Taz and he passes the ball to Amy. She runs for the hoop but Pound, Bang, Bupkus, and Nawt block her way as they start to taunt him.]

Bupkus: [Taunting] Come on, come on show me something.

Nawt: Whatcha got?

[Amy tries to shoot but Pound keeps blocking her way, so she passes the ball to Daffy.]

Daffy Duck: [Catches the ball] Whoops!

Bupkus: [Pointing at Daffy] The duck!

Pound: Yeah beat up on the duck man!

[Daffy gets scared and looks around, the Monstars charge at him. Without thinking Daffy passes the ball to Granny who is sitting on the bench with Stan. Granny catches the ball and gets scared as the Monstars see her and charged at her, the Monstars jump on Granny and Stan. Michael see this and Granny got hurt.]

Granny: [Dizzy seeing birds] Oh my.

Marine: (Feeling bad) Ouch.

Daffy Duck: [To Lola, Blaze and Sally who is glaring at him smiling] She was wide open!

[Lola, Sally and Blaze shook their heads and walked away. It's the Monstars ball, Pound passes the ball to Nawt, he dribbles it Lola tried to stop him, but Nawt spins past her and passes the ball to Bupkus. Then Bupkus slam dunks, earning two more points. Michael has the ball and he runs through the court, dribbling through the court.]

Nawt: [Trying to block Michael] Watch the screen. Coming your way. Coming your way. Watch out!

Bang: Come on get him!

[Pound and Bang tried to stop Michael but he jumps and slam dunks. He scores the first points for the Tune Squad. At Swackhammer's stand the Nerdluck slaves gave Mr. Swackhammer a massage and sees Michael scored.]

Mr. Swackhammer: [Surprised] How did he do that? [Slam his fist down angrily]

[Back on the court, the Monstars has the ball. Porky runs up to Michael.]

Porky Pig: Er, nice shot, Mr. Jordan.

Michael Jordan: [Sees Nawt with ball] Hey, hey, hey come on. Get back on defense!

[Nawt passes the ball to Bupkus and he slams it to the hoop earning two more point.]

Mr. Swackhammer: [Cheering] Way to go!

Bugs Bunny: MJ! MJ! [Passing the ball to Serena and she catches it, she looks up to see the Monstars staring down at her]

Monstars: Red light!

Tweety: Feed me! Feed me!

Sylvester: [Grabbing Tweety] Feed you? Feed me! [Puts Tweety in his mouth]

Serena: Sylvester! [passes the ball to Sylvester, accidentally hitting his stomach which made him spit out Tweety.]

Tweety: [Lands on the ground] Bad ol' putty tat!

Pound: [Picking up the ball] I'll take that, thank you. [Runs up to the hoop] Don't try this at home! [Jumps up and slam dunks it.]

Serena: (helps Sylvester up, worried) Sylvester, I'm so sorry for hitting you.

Sylvester: (chuckles) I-it's alright, I probably deserve that. (Serena laughs a bit)

Foghorn Leghorn: [Singing while dribbling the ball] I wish I was in the land of cotton.

Bang: [Blocking Foghorn's way] You going somewhere?

Foghorn Leghorn: May I remind you, sir, that physical violence is patiently against- [Before he could finish, Bang leaned back then breathed fire like a dragon and burns Foghorn to crisp.]

Foghorn Leghorn: [Quoting the old KFC saying] Did you order the original recipe or extra crispy? [Dissolves into ashes as Bang looks on smiling meanly.]

[The buzzer goes off and it goes to the second period. Michael goes to the bench to pick out another player. He looks around and picks one.]

Michael Jordan: Let's go.

Sniffles: [Happily] Me? [Running to the court] Oh boy! I'm ready! I can can do this!

Stan Podolak: [Confused] Mouse? You picked the mouse?

[The tunes laugh at this. Sniffles went to Blanko, he looks at Sniffles while holding the ball in his hands. Sniffles stops to talk to Blanko.]

Sniffles: I love basketball. I've always loved basketball. Do you love basketball?

Blanko: Uh-huh.

Sniffles: [Continuing] You're big but you're pretty good at basketball. I'm small, but I'll try really hard at playing basketball. Really I will.

Blanko: [Listening to Sniffles] Right. Okay. Yeah.

Sniffles: And my mom always says. "Try your best in everything you-

[Before Sniffles could finish Blanko drops the ball on him which causes the crowd to gasp in shock. Cream, Whisper and Marine gasps before glaring at him. Lola has the ball and she dribbles it to the hoop, but Pound and Bang get in her way.]

Pound: [Jeering] Try to get by me, doll!

Lola: Doll?

[Lola jumps up and dribbles Pound's face with her feet, Pound reacts in surprise upon seeing her slam dunk along with Bang. She scored and the Tunes cheer for her.]

Lola: Don't ever call me... [Blows the ears out of her face] doll.

Bugs: [High fives Lola] Nice shot!

Lola: Thanks Bugs.

Bupkus: [Confused seeing Michael block him] Hmm?

Pound: [To Michael] Where's your defense, boy? [Grabs and spins Michael around] I gotcha right here!

Bupkus: [Jumping up to the hoop] 911! [Slam dunks and earned two more points]

[At Swackhammer's stand his Nerdluck slaves serve him food and Swackhammer doesn't notice he smiled and chuckled evilly as he watched the Monstars score.]

Nerdluck Slave: [Serving Swackhammer food] Piece of pie? Pork chop? Some sorbet perhaps?

Bang: [Slam dunking the ball] In your face! [The crowd boos as the Monstars continue to score and on the scoreboard on the Monstars' side is going up like a casino machine and it says "Kinda one-sided, isn't it?" then Pound jumps up letting out a yell and makes one more slam dunk before the time runs out.]

Marvin the Martian: [Shooting his laser gun] Half time. [He turns to see Sylvester coughing and he sees there's a hole in his chest. Serena tries her best not to laugh, but did anyways.]

Tweety: [Flying through a hole] Holy putty tat! [Sylvester felt annoyed, but loved Serena's laugh.]

[The Tunes get sad, thinking they'll lose. The Monstars celebrate their first half victory as they high five each other.]

Bupkus: Yeah man. we got it going. One more half.

Pound: Right man. We got em.

Whisper: Aw, man.

Sylvester: [Sadly] Moron Mountain, here we come.

Elmer Fudd: We're gonna be swaves.

Michael Jordan: Come on guys, keep your heads up, we got another half to play.

[As the tunes and Michael go to their locker room, Stan stops as he sees the Monstars go to their locker room. He decided to find out how they got big in the first place, he follows them to their locker room. The Monstars charge into their locker room, Pound falls on the floor and Blanko steps on his head but he didn't mind he gets up and joined his friends. Bang and Bupkus high five each other as they laugh, Bang pulls Pound into a noogie, but their celebration was cut short they felt shocked upon seeing their boss.]

Bupkus: It's the boss! [Mr. Swackhammer lights his cigar.]

Monstars: Hello, Mr. Swackhammer.

Mr. Swackhammer: All right, not bad for the first half, but we got to keep this up.

Pound: [Gleefully, shrugging] Hey, no problem. We stole the- [Before he could finish, Nawt interrupted]
Nawt: [Talking fast to Swackhammer] We stole the talent boss from the best players of the NBA. :[Grabbing Swackhammer's lapels]

[Stan is hiding in the big locker and overheard what Nawt said to Swackhammer]

Stan Podolak: [Shocked and Softly] From the NBA?

Nawt: [Continuing] It was then uh, uh, uh Grandmama, wasn't it Larry Johnson?

Mr. Swackhammer: [Annoyed, shoving Nawt away] Zip it! [Sniffs the air] I smell something.

Blanko: [Sniffing his armpit, thinking it was him] Uh, we have been playing really hard.

Monstars: [Agreeing with Blanko] Yeah!

Mr. Swackhammer: [To Blanko] Not you! [Looks over to the lockers] It's coming from over here.

[Stan's eyes widen with fear knowing they can smell him, he sees Blanko outside and sniffs the locker.]

Pound: That locker!

Monstars: [Agreeing with Pound] Yeah!

[Blanko pulls and breaks the locker open. They all gather around him and look at him menacingly.]

Bang: [Pointing at Stan] Look!

Stan Podolak: [Crying scared] Don't!

Bang: It's the chubby boy!

Mr. Swackhammer: [Pushing Pound and Bang aside and sees Stan] Ah, it smells like a spy.

Stan Podolak: [Chuckling nervously] You guys need a publicist? I can make you big. [Squeaks fearfully as they corner him.]