[Ernie] Look, I don't want to alarm you or any of our viewers, but apparently, if the Tune Squad doesn't win this game, we're all gonna be trapped here forever.

Lil: [chuckles] Luckily the Tune Squad got the four-time MVP LeBron James on their team. I ain't sweating it.

[upbeat hip-hop music playing]

Dom then starts off by pressing his foot on a bounce pad, causing him to fly straight up into the air, shocking Rel.

Lil: Oh, we doomed. We're doomed!

Lebron: You gotta be kidding me.

[Lil Rel] Did you see that kid fly?

[Ernie] Uh-huh.

Lil: He's like Superman, but with a hi-top fade.

[grunts]

[Ernie] Rel, I gotta tell you, this Goon Squad is loaded, top to bottom. Bugs Bunny is gonna need a rabbit's foot against this guy, Wet Fire.

Lil: Oh! Because he's wet, and he's fire. [chuckles] That's kinda brilliant.

Lola tries to grab the ball but Wet-Fire holds it inside his hydro-like body and stops it mid-way in his arm,he then passes it to Arachnneka and holds off Bugs as he tries to get the ball.

Bugs: Gimme that ball!

Arachnneka: Back off, rabbit.

[Wet Fire] Entering the Splash Zone! Ha-ha!

[Ernie] And you know what else is brilliant?

This ball movement, man. Check it out.

[Sylvester] Sufferin' succotash!

Leading!

Whoo!

[crowd cheers]

[beeping]

Lebron: Sixteen? What's up with the score?

Dom: Style points, Dad.

Sonic: Style points?

Ernie: Style points?

Lil: We playing video game rules. [laughs] Style points, power-ups. See, kids, playing video games do pay off!

Sally is now seen with the ball as she passes to Serena who is then blocked off by White Mamba.

Mamba: Come on, kitty cat.

Serena: Out of my way, you big worm.

Mamba tries to swipe Serena with her tail but jumps up and passes the ball to Amy, but before she can catch it, Arachnneka grabs it with her webs.

Arachnneka: Thank you.

Serena sees that she has Sylvester in her webs, making her worried for him.

Serena: Sylvester!

Sylvester: Help me. Please.

Silver: What?

Arachnneka: Come chase this down.

[dramatic music plays]

[Lola] Hey! [groans]

[Ernie] Arachnneka throws down a monster dunk. And she dunks again. And again and again.

Arachnneka: Eat that, eat that, eat that, eat that.

Ernie: And again and again and again! And again! And again!

[beeping]

Ow.

[crowd exclaims, cheers]

Al G: Down goes the king!

Ernie: Is... Is this legal?

Man, she got six arms. What else she supposed to do?

Oh, boy.

[Tweety twittering]

[Tweety] Get up, LeBwon. We need you.

Arachnneka: How'd that taste, King?

Yeah! Can't touch us.

[Bugs Bunny] Listen, Bron-Bron. This is basketball, but with a spin to it. We gotta think outta the box.

Lebron: There's only one basketball. And, Bugs, don't do nothing looney.

Bugs: Nothing looney?

Lebron: Let's go!

Bugs: We're not called the "Fundamental Tunes."

Daffy: Don't just stand there, rabbit! Get the ball to LeBron!

[Ernie] LeBron's so hard to guard down low using that huge size advantage.

Lebron: Sorry, son. You know I gotta go win this game.

Dom: If you say so.

[Ernie] Ooh, he just got blocked by Dom. The King has been dethroned.

[Lil Rel] His own son. That is cold-blooded, Ernie. Look, this is not like any kind of basketball LeBron has ever seen.

[grunts]

[Dom] Whoo!

[Ernie] I've never seen anything like this.

Where's that pass going?

Dom: Hey, what up, Bugs?

Bugs: Watch the hair.

[Dom] Thank you. Assist.

Top floor!

[babbles, grunts]

[beeps]

[Ernie] 33-pointer?

Al G: Oh, yes!

Huh?

Al G: Well played. See, this is why we practice.

[crowd cheering]

Al G: We didn't. We don't practice.

[LeBron] What's up with that, Pete? You can't move the basket like that, man, that's cheating.

Al G: No, you can. You can move the basket.

Sonic: Man, you don't even know what you're talk...

[Pete grunts]

Lebron and Sonic: A technical?

Lebron: Oh, you're gonna give us a technical?

Sonic: Man, I wish you would. Tsk!

[Pete babbles]

Foghorn: I say, what kind of ship are you running here? You gotta call the game fair. I say, fair! [yells]

Daffy: Well, that happened.

[gibbers]

Ernie: Never in my career did I think I'd say these five words, "Foghorn Leghorn just got ejected."

Prime Sonic (in the crowd): This is not going well.

Your dad's got this. I hope.

[inspirational music plays]

Lebron has the ball but is getting blocked by Wet-Fire and so he passes it to Lola.

Arachnneka: Come here, bunny.

Lola: Got you! [grunts] Iverson'd! Ha-ha!

[scoreboard beeps]

[LeBron yells]

[Tails and Knuckles] Way to go!

Sonic: Awesome!

[Elmer] We love LeBron!

[grunts]

Let's go!

You act like it's the first time you ever dunked. [scoffs]

[The Brow growling]

[scoreboard beeps]

[crowd cheering]

Lebron: Buckets.

[beeping]

[crowd cheering]

[Dom] Buckets.

Serena now has the ball but before she can do anything, White Mamba grabs her with her tail.

Mamba: Who you calling "worm"? [rattles]

Serena: N-Not you, girl. [chuckles nervously]

Tweety: Ooh! I got her, I got her!

[grunts]

Tweety: Oh, she got me.

Bugs: We're gettin' moiderized!

Darius: Try a power-up, Dad!

What you got, King?

Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that!

Lebron:Oh, I got this.

Wait!

[Ernie] LeBron's on a mission. He wants to go coast to coast!

[screaming]

[Ernie] And... then some.

[continues screaming]

[barrier thuds]

[LeBron] Ouch.

Cream and Whisper: (worried) Ooh.

[crowd exclaims]

Marine: Yikes.

[barrier squeaking]

Lil: LeBron just hit a force field. [sighs] Man, and speaking from experience, that's gonna leave a mark.

Tweety: We gotta stop meeting this way.

Lebron: Tell me about it.

Time out.

[Daffy] I'm not a betting duck, but, uh, my money's on the other team.

Let's run a triangle offense.

Lola: We're getting crushed.

[Daffy] A square offense.

A trapezoid offense? Any shape!

Lebron: I know.

[Al G.] Look at 'em. Their spirit is broken, and that's exactly what we want. But I guess it's time to put 'em out of their misery. Go ahead and take a little break, Dom Dom, because do you know what time it is?

Dom: What time is it, Al?

Al G: Oh, it's Dame Time.

[announcer] New character unlocked.

Sally: New character?

[Ernie] Here's our first Goon Squad substitution of the night.

[announcer] Chronos!

[hip-hop music playing]

Chronos: It's the King Stomper!

[crowd cheering]

[shudders]

Daffy: Granny, I'm subbing you out.

Granny: What?

Daffy: Road Runner, you're in.

Roadrunner: Beep, beep.

Whisper: You got this, Roadrunner.

[Porky grunts]

[Al G. chuckles]

Knock yourself out, kid.

[woman] Chronos! Oh, yeah! Whoo!

Chronos!

[beeps]

Amy passes the ball to the blue bird and he zooms off, after Chronos signs a ball he runs forward and uses a menu on his arm setting it to 3.0 seconds then activates it,slowing down time.

Chronos then runs over to Road Runner as he takes the ball and wraps him up in a bow as he serves him on a silver platter to Wile.

He runs over to Lebron and messes with him.

Chronos: Whoa, dude could use a make-over.

After measuring him he then dresses him up as a pirate with Tweety on his shoulder as a parrot.

Mmm. Oh.

Wow. Whoo!

Hmm. Oh. Okay.

Ha-ha! Word.

[Tweety squawks in slow motion]

[in slow motion] Oh...

[upbeat hip-hop music continues]

[all gasp]

[grunts]

[beeping]

[crowd cheering]

[Dom yelling] Yeah!

[Dom] Dame Time!

Chronos: Bye,bye.

Tweety: Oh, I'm feeling salty now.

[all cheering]

Way to Dominate!

[chuckles]

[Wet Fire] That's how you do it, Dom!

[The Brow] Goon Squad, what?

Yeah, Dom! Puttin' the lights out!

Yeah, Dom!

Hey, Tune lover.

Wow.

[Al G.] You feel good? [Dom] Feel great.

What a job. What a job! Amazing. He's amazing.

Goon Squad, what you got?

[Arachnneka] They can't touch us.

[crowd] Goon Squad!

[Arachnneka] We got this.

You're the best, Dom. You're the best!

Come on, give it up! Give it up!

[White Mamba] Thanks for the turnovers.

[crowd chanting] Goon Squad!

Goon Squad!

[sighs]

Wile has a fire on his tail and sits in a ice cooler.

Before Sally could ask

Wile: Don't ask.

Sally and Whisper: (chuckles a bit)

Oh, please don't let us get deleted.

Please don't let us get deleted.

Lola: Come on, guys. Don't give up. There's a whole other half to play. I'm telling you, we can still win this.

Porky: [stuttering] How? We're getting decimated.

Daffy: We need a boost. A pick-me-up. A secret weapon.

Granny: We need a miracle.

[splutters]

Sylvester: I don't know if this counts as a miracle, but I found Michael Jordan! He was in the audience. I know he can help.

[inspirational music playing]

His Airness?

You found him?

I can feel his power already.

Ooh, I can hear his shoes.

[footsteps thudding]

[Daffy] At guard, 6'6″, from North Carolina...

[Tune Squad cheering]

Number 23, Michael Jordan...

Huh?

[music stops]

Sonic: What?

Lebron: Come on, man. That's Michael B. Jordan. The actor.

Michel B. Jordan: I was just getting some popcorn, and then this cat grabbed me.

[Daffy] We couldn't get Michael A. Jordan, so we got Michael B. Jordan?

How could you think he was His Airness?

Sylvester: They look nothing alike. It's been 25 years. I thought he aged gracefully.

Michael B. Jordan: This is awkward, um, but I believe in you guys, okay? Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose. You hear me? Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Say it with me...

[LeBron] Mike.

Michel B. Jordan: Yeah, y'all got this. I'm... I'm too much. You're right. I'm sorry. I'mma go back to my seat. You came back three-one.

Well...

[Michael] You killed it. You can do it again!

Marine: Also, I love your voice actor from Black Panther!!

Serena: (chuckles) Okay, okay, Marine, calm down.

Blaze and Silver chuckles.

Daffy: [sighs] Well, that was weird. Anyone else got any bright ideas?

Amy: Come on! Get it together, guys.

Sally: Yeah, The Tune Squad doesn't give up at halftime. The Tune Squad doesn't give up ever.

Lebron: We're down a thousand points. No team is coming back from this.

Sam: Well, why don't you try coaching us better, bucko!

Lebron: I've been coaching y'all this whole time! Sylvester over here getting the wrong MJ, Granny's out here having a martini at halftime, and Taz might as well be playing for the other team!

Shadow: Your son plays for the other team.

Cream: Yeah, you're a bad dad.

Lebron: I'm a bad dad? I've been trying to save my son and coach y'all at the same time. What y'all doing?

Lola: We've been trying.

Lebron: Trying to do what?

Lola: Trying to be like you.

Sonic: And it's not working.

[melancholy music playing]

Because you're not me.

Lebron: "You never let me just... do me."

[Taz] Huh?

Lebron: Okay, I got it. New game plan. Bugs, Sonic. Time to do what you guys do best.

[uplifting music playing]

Bugs: You know something?

Sonic: If we're going out, we're going out looney.