hi im back from my trip

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"Good Morning", Jungkook said out loudly the next morning, jumping up from his mattress to join Taehyung in his bed that he still refused to share with the younger. "They brought us breakfast to our room", he giggled happily and pointed onto the plates that were placed on Taehyung's nightstand.
"What", Taehyung was still half asleep, eyes closed and his thoughts still confused from the bizarre dream he just had.

"Breakfast", Jungkook squeaked out again. They had brought them a few slices of bread, orange juice and some jam to put it on their bread. "In bed." Kook added, "And no I don't mean my dick but if you prefer that, we can arrange that as well."

"Goodnight", Taehyung was too tired to actually listen so he just turned around and showed Jungkook his back, annoyed by this much energy in the morning. "It's 7am", Jungkook grumbled, "No sleeping, more Jungkooking~"

"Did you just make up a verb off of your name?", Taehyung let out the biggest sigh, smiling a little because sometimes Jungkook was so innocent and adorable in his ways. No one would think that there was the literal devil inside of him. "I did, do you like it?", Jungkook asked curiously.

"No", Tae laughed and then finally sat up in bed, reaching for Jungkook's waist to pull him close. "I had the weirdest dream ever", he complained before hugging Jungkook tightly.

"What was it about?", the younger asked softly.

"You",Taehyung whispered, "We were back on earth and fought a war. But we didn't fight the war against the aliens that capture earth, we were the ones fighting our own people. It was crazy but all I cared about was getting you somewhere safe-"
Jungkook remained silent, smirking a little. So his powers really did work. Last night Jungkook had tried them on Taehyung. After he fell asleep Jungkook had put his fingers on Taehyung's heart and tried to get into Taehyung's head and change his subconscious while dreaming. Obviously it worked.
"You don't seem surprised", Taehyung commented on that when Jungkook didn't reply and only played around with Taehyung's messy hair. "Jungkook." The younger still didn't answer, he just giggled to himself and then hopped off Taehyung's lap, "Let's eat I'm starving!", he said innocently and handed Taehyung a glass with orange juice.

"Jungkook what did you do this time", Tae sighed.

"Nothing!", Kook shook his head, "I did nothing bad I promise."

"You seriously are the most exhausting human being ever", Tae groaned, "Why is our breakfast in here?"

"Lucky me that I'm not human after all", Jungkook said and then got up from the bed, "No idea why. It was here when I woke up." Taehyung followed him out of the bed, "Let's go to the cafeteria and see what this is about", he hummed, heading over to the door but as soon as he tried to push it open he realized that it was locked.
"Jungkook!", he yelled out, "Where's the fucking key? God I'm not in the mood for your games today!"

"I don't have the key", the younger said helplessly. "I swear I didn't lock this door."

Wait. Taehyung turned around slowly, watching the breakfast, then the door and then Jungkook. Angrily he headed over to the phone that was hung up on the wall so they could communicate with the others on this ship via phone. Cellphones weren't existent in space obviously. "They locked us here on purpose", Taehyung said madly as he dialed Namjoon's number. He knew exactly what this was about.
After what went down yesterday, the whole crew had finally realized how incredibly dangerous Jungkook was, so obviously their first reaction was to lock them in one room until they figured out a way.

"Namjoon!", Taehyung yelled into the phone the second the older had picked it up. "What the hell?!"
"Look", Namjoon inhaled deeply, "I know you are probably mad right now and you don't understand but it is for the best to keep you in there for a few days. You have your own bathroom and we will bring you food three times a day, okay? I'll make sure you get your homework so you can still keep up with school."

"What the hell, Namjoon? I'm not staying in one room for days. Not with him!"

"We have to figure out a way how to execute Jungkook peacefully", Namjoon hummed, "He is too dangerous to keep around."
"Execute him?!", Taehyung yelled out, "You idiots aren't executing him at all. Figure out a way to upgrade his system but not kill him."

"I can't promise anything but we will try to find a way", Namjoon hummed. "For now stay calm and make the best out of it. Maybe you can change him a little on your own, he listens to you incredibly well."

"I hate you", Taehyung grumbled and then ended the call, turning to Jungkook. "Seems like you and me will have a lot of time to ourselves."

"Can we finally fuck then?", Jungkook asked in excitement but Taehyung only shook his head, "No."

"It's cute how they only got scared now when I already got all the damage done days ago", Jungkook chuckled, thinking to himself that he did everything right.
"What damage", Taehyung gasped, his breath hitching a little at that. "What the fuck did you do Kook-"

"I hacked myself into the system and made sure that this spaceship will self-explode in one year from now. But don't worry, we will be far gone by then", Jungkook smiled innocently. "I just had to make sure every trace of human beings is finally vanished from this universe, so-"

"You did WHAT"

"I hacked myself into the-"
"I understood you the first time", Taehyung cut him off and then grabbed him by shirt, pushing him back down on the bed, "What is wrong with you?"

"I think humans deserve no right to live", Jungkook shrugged, "So I'll kill them all."

"How are you even smart enough to hack yourself into such a complex system?", Taehyung asked in disbelief. "I can't remember programming you into a genius."

"Well, lucky me that I'm half your work and half made by the devil", Jungkook giggled, "Fun fact, if it wasn't the 666th try, I might have turned out to be a sweet and innocent flower boy who loves pink and unicorns."
"I regret all my life decisions right now", Taehyung grumbled a little annoyed. What would he give to make Jungkook less weird and evil but a little nicer and caring. The boy let himself fall down on the bed as well, head pushed into the pillow as he started sighing nonstop. Days in one room with Jungkook sounded like both, heaven and hell.
The younger however only saw the fun part in this and immediately started undressing until he sat there in his tiny boxers, "No social interaction means no need to wear proper clothes", he giggled and then started pulling on Taehyung's pants, "Undress, undress, undress!"

"Fuck off", Tae sighed. Then he pushed the boy's hands off his butt and sat down across him, looking at him sternly. "Why can't you be a good person?", he asked.
"I could", Jungkook shrugged, "But do you want me to?"

"I do", Taehyung said, "Kinda."

"See", Kook smiled, "You don't really want to. We could just end the human existence together and then move to another planet and have sex all the time, why do you wanna play the hero so bad?"
"I don't want to play the hero. I couldn't care less about these people on here", Taehyung said, "But if you don't adjust to the rules soon, they will kill you and I certainly don't want that."

"No one can kill me", Jungkook laughed, "I'm invincible."

"Trust me, they can. They'll execute you and you'll be ripped in a thousand parts out there in space", Taehyung bit his lips, thinking back of how he saw his parents dying just like this. "Don't do that to me."

"So you want me to be good?", Jungkook asked curiously.

"Yes, be good for me my baby", Taehyung wiggled his brows and then opened up his legs a little, "And now come cuddle. We got a lot of time for this now", he winked and Jungkook jumped into his lap and leaned closer until their lips almost touched, "I'll be good for you", he promised and then let his hands wander under Taehyung's shirt, still wanting him to undress.
"Good boy", Taehyung let out as he pulled off his shirt, still holding eye contact with Jungkook. The younger looked so precious with his big doll eyes and the pinkish lips that looked so kissable right now.

Just that they had never kissed outside of the temptation room which made all of this awkward.

"I was kidding by the way", Jungkook suddenly blurted out, "I'm not smart enough to make this ship self-explode"; he rolled his eyes, "So I lied. I just made Namjoon's vibrating butt plug self-explode", he admitted shyly.

"Wha-"

"Yeah he was annoying. He's a cockblock with his stupid tempation room so I got mad and-"
"And you manipulated his vibrator", Taehyung finished Jungkook's sentence.

"It won't explode when it's in his ass, I promise", Jungkook said shyly, "It'll just start to burn but he will be able to pull it out soon enough."

"Jungkook-"

"What! I was pissed off!"

Taehyung started laughing and then pulled Jungkook closer until their bodies were all tangled up. Jungkook had to control his heartbeat now while Taehyung was still losing it. This boy was the funniest person he had ever met, always making every day worth living with another dumb stunt he pulled.
"Don't you ever do that to my toys when you're mad at me", Taehyung chuckled before he grabbed the blanket and pulled it above them, the air freshener making it quite cold in here. Jungkook was embarrassed. He hid his face in Taehyung's chest and regretted telling him the truth. The spaceship explosion sounded cooler in his head.

"Maybe I should use my toys on you, just to make sure that I'm not having the explosions", Taehyung still giggled to himself as he massaged Jungkook's butt joyfully. Kook was quiet, getting a little hard in his tiny boxers by Taehyung being Taehyung. But nothing further happened because Taehyung suddenly pulled back and looked Kook in the eyes, "I'm glad you didn't make this ship self-explode."

"I'm not", Kook grunted, "Dying sounds like fun right now."

"Why?", Taehyung laughed.

"Because I'm embarrassed", Kook whined, "And you made me feel this way with your stupid laughing. Make it up to me, right now!"
Taehyung smirked. "So demanding, huh?"

"Do it or I will burn your soul", Jungkook threatened but that only made Taehyung smile brighter, "You wouldn't burn my soul, baby. Because that'd mean that you and me would both be monsters~"

"I'm not a monster", Jungkook said a little upset, "It's not my fault you made me this way!"
He turned away and got off Taehyung's lap, grabbing the blanket and just snuggling himself in it while facing the other wall. He had enough of Taehyung for today.
"Koo I was kidding-"

"It wasn't funny", Jungkook grumbled, "It made my heart ache and I don't know what kind of shit this is but I don't like it. Don't do it again!"
"It's called being hurt and that's an emotion, Koo", Taehyung whispered, "What if you're learning to feel right now?", he asked with big eyes.

"I don't feel things", Jungkook yelled out. "And that's your fault too."

"So you say you don't feel anything at all?", Taehyung hummed, getting a bit closer carefully, "How about this?", he leaned forwards and pressed tiny little kisses to Jungkook's neck, "What does this do to you?"

Jungkook tried to get away at first but when Taehyung got under his blanket and held him by his waist, he gave in almost immediately, "Tell me, Koo, tell me what this does to you", Taehyung demanded and Jungkook couldn't come up with a good excuse so he just described what his body felt like right now.
"Warm, I'm warm. I need air", Jungkook whined, "And someone has to stop these birds in my stomach!" He tried to push Taehyung off again but it didn't work because now Taehyung grabbed Jungkook's cock through his boxers and held it, "Oh", Kook let out in a high pitched voice, "That's my peepee."

"I know", Taehyung laughed out, "Isn't that what you wanted all along?", he teased but Jungkook was speechless. He pressed his legs together and let out soft whimpers as Taehyung started rubbing him through his boxers, "What does this do to you?"

"I can't breath", Jungkook whined, "My blood is boiling!"

"It's called being horny and I bet you will love this feeling", Taehyung grinned and then let go of Jungkook and laid back down.
Kook was confused.
"Why did you stop?"

"I was just showing you that you are able to feel things, you just don't know what to label them."

"Can you not stop!?", Jungkook yelled out, now getting angry at Taehyung because he stopped out of nowhere and left him with all these unknown emotions in his body.
"I'm not going any further", Taehyung shrugged, "I don't want to end up having sex with you. This fucking tempation room scared the hell out of me."

"So we will never have sex?", the younger asked sadly.

"Oh baby we will. Once I figured out what's going to happen once we do."

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