Did you know? The hardest job in the world isn't that hard at all

Nothing compares with being a daughter in law

See, if you're a son, you get away with being flippant

You don't have to cook and you're not expected to get pregnant

But oh, as a girl the expectations they place

It's like being given a test that you have to ace

A test you never studied for or is prepared to take

And God forbid you make a single mistake

Don't you dare criticise their son or call them out

If you value your family you better watch your mouth

Keep your head down and be obedient to what they say

Don't try to rationalize it -- you'll never win anyway

Extinguish yourself and show them respect

Yes, as a daughter in law, you have to be perfect