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Ok operation Creek didn't really go as planned but it still worked out because Craig and Tweek are together now. Henrietta and Firkle also returned with the Pirates.

Ike immediately went over to Kyle to talk with him. About what I'm not sure but it was a short conversation.
Meanwhile I'm still waiting for Dova to get back along with Stan and Michael. I knew the girls were going to be difficult but this is ridiculous.

I turn and look around to see if I can decipher wether or not there's any gossip or something. While looking around I notice Butters heading my way.

"Hey Butters, what's up?" I question pushing off of the tree I was leaning on.

"Hiya, um I was wondering um a few things. And I uh was thinking you might be able to answer my questions?" Butters asks more than he says.

"Alright shoot." I respond.

"Okay. How... How do you know if you like someone or not? Like more than a friend?"  Oh boy, I can see where this is going.

"Oh uuuuh well, I guess you kinda just feel gravitated towards them and you kinda just always want to be with them. And usually you'll find them attractive even if others don't." I explain the best I can. I'm a fucking fourth grader alright? I shouldn't be dealing with this shit.

"Oh, ok. Umm but what if the person you like, is umm how do I say this..." Butters says trying to figure out how to word his question.

"Lesbian? Straight? Taken?" I begin providing words to try to help him.

"No no no, it's not that it's just..." Butters says glancing off into the direction of King fat ass.

"Ooooh. If they're your bully?" I ask. He blushes and nods slowly in response looking to the ground.

"Well, I-I don't really know. I mean there's always the odd case that your bully is bullying you because they like you but Cartman bullies everyone." I say mumbling a bit.

"Y-ya..." Butters says looking down sadly.

"If you don't mind me asking, is there any reason why you uh I guess like him?" I ask

"I- I don't know I just do." Butters says beginning to cry.

Poor Butters. I pat his back in attempt to comfort him.

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]Dovahkiin's POV[
"The girls bathroom. The fucking girls bathroom! How'd they even do that there?!" Stan asks as we walk back to Ky- ahemftgji the elven forest.

"And why the fuck did they choose the one in the park?" I question.

"I don't know but I'm glad we don't have to go back there again." Michael replies shivering.

"I-"

"Dova don't you fucking dare." Stan growls at me. I start laughing in response.

"Why not?" I question sarcastically.

"Because if you do, I will go out of my way to buy glitter and shove it up your ass." Michael responds.

"That sounds painful." I respond.

"That's the point. If it wasn't you'd continue doing it." Stan replies opening the door to Kyle's house. We make our way to the back yard.

Once we get there I notice several things. One, Henrietta and Firkle are back with the "Pirates." Two, Craig and Tweek are cuddling, guess the Twitter thing wasn't a prank/joke. And three, Kenny and Kyle are comforting Butters as tears roll down his cheeks.

However once he spots me, Kyle gets up and walks over to us. Cartman does as well.

"Well did you get them to join us?" Grand Wizard fatty questions.

"Ya, took fucking forever but ya." I respond.

"I'm surprised we even did all of that in one day." Michael comments.

"Girls are very difficult." Stan says sighing at the end.

"Oh hey Jew, what's wrong with my Paladin?"

"Nothing you'd understand." Kyle responds. "Every one listen up! The girls have agreed to fight with us!"

"The Pirates and Federation factions are also ready to fight sir." Kenny says checking his phone. Butters seems to have stopped crying, well mostly.

"Then the time for talk is over. Let us all make haste to CLYDE'S HOUSE!!!!" The Grand wizard announces. We then begin to make our way to Clyde's.

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(Still Dovahkiin's POV)
We arrive at Clyde's and automatically Me, Kenny, and Butters (screw grammar Im a 4th grader) have to make our way through this massive tree castle. How he managed to build this I have no clue but whatever.

I break the bridge down with my "magic" still not sure how that or any of these things work/don't kill people but ok.
"You guys get inside, me and the Pirates are going to scale it from the outside." Stan says as he starts to climb.
"On it." I reply as I use the weird alien probe thing to teleport and turn off the generator for just some random electricity trap.

Kenny, Butters, Wendy, and Annie quickly take care of the two guards and I blast open the gate. We make our way through the insane base, taking out some kids, taking out  fucking zombies, helping Ike out and using a firework to set a tower on fire. You know, the usual.  Oh we also helped Stan, Kyle, Jimmy, Eric, Craig, Tweek, and Ike get inside through a window and they took out some zombie cows and a guard that was trying to unleash the cows.

"Here climb up, we're nearly to Clyde." Stan says lowering a rope ladder.

"I have a bad feeling about this. I mean zombie cows? God what has he done. I was afraid of this." Craig says sighing.

"Not just zombie cows but zombies in general too. And zombie cats." Kenny corrects recalling what we faced.

"Whatever lets just keep going." I say as I open the door. But we aren't faced with Clyde.

"Dad? What are you doing here?" Stan questions his father.

"Oh! It's my favorite kid!" Randy says coming over and kneeling next to me. Ouch."Listen, I found out what they were doing at the woman's clinic! They were looking for a candidate to put a snuke into! They're going to nuke ALL OF SOUTH PARK!"

"A snuke?" Kyle questions.

"You boys don't understand! They put the snuke HERE!" Randy responds.

"Who did?" Kyle questions again.

"Whoever these people are claiming to be Taco Bell!" He replies. "We should have known. We should have know that Taco Bell is far too compassionate  and caring to be so secretive." That's where I face palm.

"You seriously JUST got that? I don't know about the compassionate and caring part but seriously? You- oh forget it." I decide to stop because I can tell he's only getting more confused.

"You knew!? And you didn't tell me?!?"

"It your own fault for not watching the whole video." I say.

"Ok ok, Dad! Where is the woman with the snuke?" Stan asks stoping his father from saying anything else.

"They didn't put it in a woman." Randy says looking towards Mr.Slave. You have got to be kidding me.

"All I remember is that there were these big government guys and they wrestled me to the floor in my house. And I remember thinking, well this is fun, but wait- Is that a thermonuclear device?" Mr slave explains. Why do I get the feeling I'm going to have to do something about this?

"I had had some drinks so putting a thermonuclear weapon up my ass wasn't COMPLETELY out of the question. Oh Jesus Christ how long do I have?" He finishes up.

"We don't know Mr slave but it could be a matter of minutes!" Oh good job Randy, that's real reassuring.

"Well what are you waiting for? Pull it out!" Cartman goes to actually pull it out but Kyle stops him.

"No! You can't just pull it out! Snukes have triggers on them! We have to abort it from the inside!" Kyle lectures.

"Oh come on! Who knows how to do abortions AND can get really really small?!" Cartman counters. Fuck.

Stan turns and looks at me. "You've got to be kidding me." Cartman says.

"God damn it. Alright but Stan you're coming with me as back up." I say.

"Why me?!?"

"Because you gave it away. I was hoping we'd be able to find a different way but NOOO." I respond pulling out the gnome dust. I take a deep breath and sigh. "Fuck me." I say as I sprinkle the dust on us and we go through his ass hole.

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END OF CHAPTER 13
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An: I have no excuses except school's a bitch, YouTube, video games, and anime are hard to keep up with, and I'm forgetful.

I'm going to be writing more of these as stock pile so by the time you get this, HOPEFULLY there will be multiple waiting to be uploaded. I might even have it finished by then. Maybe, Idk.

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Welp I'll be seeing you guys later. Au revoir Little biscuits!
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