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D, Butters and I arrive back at Kupa keep where Cartman begins talking. Apparently the Bard is the current holder of the stick. Well Fuck.

Before heading out the wizard says he wants to teach D another spell. Well he said Douchebag but ya. This time Eric calls Scott over and D farts on him. Huh, wonder why he didn't fart on me? Once they are done, Cartman gathers everyone up once again.

We then head out to the giggling donkey where the Bard is apparently staying.

"There it is, The inn of the Giggling Donkey. You sure that's where the Bard is hiding out?" The wizard asks paladin Butters.

"That's what Twitter says!"

"Carrier Raven Butters!"

"Oh s-sorry sorry! That's what the carrier raven says!"

"Alright , Craig and token guard the back door. Princess Kenny, Butters, Sir Douchebag and Let's go inside." The wizard says gesturing for us to follow him inside. When we enter some  turn and look at us.

"Stay close Sir Douchebag, the Inn of the Giggling Donkey harbors all the scum of Zaron."

"A glass of Meedle wine please." The grand wizard asks.

"No Meedle wine today only Fairy ale." The bartender replies.

" A Pint of Fairy ale then." 

"So uh, has anyone seen the Bard lately?" Once those words come out of Cartman's mouth everyone turns an glares at us. Luckily Cartman is able to cover by continuing with "A pint of fairy ale isn't much without some bardic poems and songs."

Most of the coustomers don't seem to buy it but luckily the bartender does. "Sure he's here alright. He's got a room down in the Cellar."

"Ah then I shall pay handsomely for his services. Sir Douchebag." Cartman says throwing some money on the counter as he walks away. We follow behind him towards a door that leads to the cellar.

"Butters Sir Douchebag, you go down there and flush him out. Me and Princess Kenny will be waiting up here to murder him. Remember the Bard can use magical songs of enchantment, don't let him get to you."

'Douchebag' or D as me and Butters are now calling him, simply blinks and turns and walks down the stairs to the cellar with Butters following close behind.

I turn and face Cartman. "Hey Grand wizard, don't you think Sir Douche bag is a bit of a long name? Why not something like, oh I don't know , Sir D?" I suggest trying to give some bull shit explanation so Eric doesn't question me.

"Huh? D? What kind of name is tha- PRINCESS KENNY LOOK OUT!"

"Wha- Ah fuck." The last thing I see is a fist to the face before everything goes black.

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]Dovahkiin/Douchbag/D's POV[
Ok so it took about 5 minutes just for the Bard to say "Magical songs of enchantments" and then we didn't even fight him just some regular old elves who were getting buffs from the bard's singing.

Now he's run off, and locked us down here with some more elves we'll have to fight. Oh ya and this whole thing was a trap too. The wizard King and Princess Kenny got kidnapped.

"*Tap Tap Tap* Hey! Sir Douchebag! Up here!" I hear a sorta familiar voice say. I look up to see Craig in the window. I pull out my bow and shoot the latch, allowing Craig to open the window. Oh hey that's right I took archery at some point in time.

Craig turns off the electrical stuff and then falls down on top of one of the elves "Ouch."

Ugh looks like me and Butters are still gonna have to fight the other ones.

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"Ow I think I sprained my ankle." Craig says attempting to get up but falling back down. I look at Butters and gesture to Craig by jerking my head towards him.

"What?" Butters asks looking at me confused.

I point to Craig with my thumb. I mean Butters' special ability is healing. Maybe he could at least give Craig the allusion that his ankle is fine. Cause I know that Butters doesn't actually heal them but he made that one guy better by just patting him a few times on the back. Maybe he can do the same with Craig.

"Ya I know Craig's hurt but what are we supposed to do?" Butters asks.

"Oh for the love of- Couldn't you just like 'heal' him or something?"

"Hey that's a pretty g- hey wait a minute why'd you put air quotes around heal?" Butters question getting a bit angry.

"Hey hold up I thought you couldn't talk!" Craig yells pointing at me.

"I couldn't at first but can now. Well in reality when I met you I had already remembered but me Kenny and Butters wanted to fuck with everyone. But you know what? IM SICK OF ALL OF YOU JUST ORDERING ME TO DO SHIT AND CALLING ME DOUCHEBAG WITH OUT ME EVER DOING ANYTHING TO YOU!" I yell feeling a weird.. Energy? Power? I feel something blossom up inside me.

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~Butters' POV~
Oh hamburgers! D's eyes just flashed red!

"D? C-c-calm down. W-we'll stop calling you do-douchebag! I-I can't guarantee that C-Cartman will stop ordering you around b-b-but I can try to get him to be n-nicer about I-it." I say my voice shaking in fear.

"Y-ya dude c-chill! If you just told us your name we wouldn't call you Douchebag!" Craig says his voice shaking a little too.

Gosh darn it Craig. I'm pretty sure he just struck a nerve.

"I DONT KNOW MY NAME DAMMIT! I FORGOT BECAUSE- WELL I DONT KNOW WHY! MY PARENTS NEVER SAY MY NAME EITHER! THEY JUST CALL ME 'SON'OR 'HONEY!'  ALL I KNOW IS THAT IT STARTS WITH A D AND IM SOME KIND OF FREAK THST FORCES MY FAMILY TO HAVE TO KEEP MOVING FOR SOME GOD DAMN REASON THAT I DONT EVEN KNOW!" D yells shaking. His eyes flicker from their normal chocolate brown to glowing red.

"O-oh. D-dude I'm so sorry!" Craig says voice shaking with fear and guilt.

D's eyes stop flickering and remain their normal chocolate brown as D continues to breath heavily. His breaths become more calm and he sighs.

"S-sorry about that. I have no clue what that was." He mutters looking away.

"R-right well, let's get out of here." I say healing Craig, who nods in agreement.

Craig picks the lock on the door and we follow an elf into the kitchen who yelled "For the elf King!" As he entered.

D scares them all away but shouting "FUCK OFF BEFORE I BITE OUT ALL YOUR THROATS!"

"Whoa DAFQ Do-" the wizard begins before me and Craig cut him off.

"DON'T CALL HIM DOUCHEBAG!" D twitches slightly at the name.

"Huh? Why not? He can talk when he made us think he couldn't and refuses to tell us his name. He's obviously a D-"

"I don't know my name I only know that it begins with a D. And that it's not fucking Douchebag. I forgot how to talk until recently but Princess Kenny and Butters told me not to talk just to fuck with everyone but I can't just stay quiet anymore." D says pretty annoyed sounding.

"WHAT THE FUCK? I'm on my death bed and now you tell me? Whatever Princess Kenny is probably getting raped up stairs, so go get her. It's too late for me. Meh" Eric says fainting.

D's eyes widen and he runs out of the kitchen, kicks down a barrier opens the door to let Tweek and token in, and knocks out all the elves in one hit without even initiating a battle. He then runs up stairs.

"W-Whoa! When did the n-new kid become a b-bad ass? Ahh ag! Wait where's Princess Kenny and the W-Wizard King?" Tweek questions.

"Just now and in the Kitchen. The wizard King is hurt badly." I reply.

"Good thing my healing powers are at their max." Token says before entering the kitchen.

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]Dovahkinn/D's POV[
FUCKING CARTMAN! JUMPING ON THE BED WITH KENNY ON IT IS NOT FUCKING RAPE! Ugh I should have known a guy my age wouldn't rape another guy even if he thought it was a girl.

I glare at the guy until he stops jumping. "Uuuuuuh are you just gonna stand there and glare at me?" He asks.
"Helloooo?"

"D CAN YOU FUCKING DO SOMETHING IM KINDA TIED UP HERE!" Kenny yells at me. I ignore him and continue glaring at the guy. I don't feel like actually fighting anyone right now.

" Dude stop it's creeping me out. If you wanna fight let's fight." The elf says getting off the bed and walking over towards me. Perfect.

I smirk as he attempts to hit me. Attempts. I grab his arm and look him in the eyes a smirk still on my face.

"Ah! Hey let go." He cries as he attempts to wiggle out. I quickly. Flip him around with his arm pined behind his neck.

"Where is the Bard?" I question venom in my voice.

"H-he's in the other r-room!" The elf stutters.

"Good. Now you're gonna go back to your elf King and tell him not to fuck with us right? " I ask menacingly. The elf nods his head frantically and I let him go. He then runs off screaming.

I walk over to Kenny and untie him with a blank expression. "You alright?" I ask worry making its way to my face.

"I'm fine but what the fuck was that?!?" Kenny asks looking at me with concern and shock in his eyes.

"To tell you the truth, I don't know."

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An: Well then. That was intense. What's Dovahkiin's power? What's with this sudden badassery? Why do I always want Potato chips?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon ball z Kai! Just kidding I don't own that. I just own this story. Not the characters or anything but the story itself. I guess I own Dovahkinn's personality. But not really.

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But anywho I'll be seeing you little biscuits later. Au revoir little biscuits! (I'm American but I'm calling you guys biscuits and my name is Cookie. What. O.o)
Cookie out~