$~Stan's POV~$
Ok so Dovahkiin and I have gone up the ass of Mr. Slave. There is a lot of shit in here, and when I say shit I don't just mean literal shit. There's a fucking phone, flashlight, mutant bacteria and ghosts of fucking animals. Yep. Oh there were also some bats.

We fight some government dudes, (not sure how they got here) and beat them. Dovahkiin then aborts the snuke and we head out through his mouth. So we did a bit of reversal. In the butt and out the mouth. That does not seem right at all.

Once we get out the ghost animals give Dovahkiin a crown and thank the both of us.

"That was a horrible experience that I never want to go through again." Dovahkiin says as he un-shrinks us.

"Uh q-question. H-H-how do you do t-that?" Tweek asks.

"I defeated some gnomes and they gave me this. Not even joking." Dovahkiin says.

"Gn-n-nomes?" Tweek asks freaking out slightly.

Dovahkiin nods in response.

"Alright, now that South Park's saved, let's go beat Clyde once and for all and get back the Stick of Truth." Cartman says, ignoring Tweek's freak out. We all nod and make our way over to Clyde. Well not my dad and Mr. Slave but you know.

"Fools! You thought you could conquer the Fortress of Darkness?! You thought you could betray me?" Clyde states. Well that last part was definitely aimed at Craig but he seems more focused on what Clyde is standing next to.

He's by a barrel of that green goo. Uh oh. "Clyde back away from that stuff." I warn.

"Oh but I have yet to finish my army! You have come to witness the power of darkness!" He retorts.

"Stop, Clyde! You have no idea what that stuff is!" Kyle attempts to warn him as well.

"Ya hu it's green sauce from Taco Bell, I took it from their construction site." Clyde counters.

"Since when the fuck does green sauce turn people into fucking Natzi zombies!?!?" Dova yells.

"Ya, dude that's not Taco Bell sauce." I add on.

"Then why'd I find it at Taco Bell?" Clyde I swear.

"It leaked out of a UFO CLYDE! It's toxic goo from another galaxy! THINK ABOUT IT! SINCE WHEN DOES TACO BELL MAKE A GREEN SAUCE DUDE!?" Cartman yells.

"Actually since about a year ago." Kyle responds.

"What?"

"Taco Bell has green sauce now."

"No way."

"They've had it longer than a year though I-" I join in but I'm cut off.

"IS THIS REALLY IMPORTANT?!?" Dovahkiin yells.

"HA HA! I don't seem so foolish now do I?" Clyde says.

"Oh no you're still an idiot" Craig responds.

"Ya it still doesn't mean you've got Taco Bell green sauce dipfuck." Dovahkiin says. "It's glowing for fucks sake!"

"Maybe because of the three varieties of chili peppers" Clyde responds. That earns him a face palm from Dovahkiin.

"Just give us the stick asshole." Eric says annoyed.

"Or what? You're gonna beat me up? Ha ha I've got another surprise for you." Clyde replies.

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]Dovahkiin's POV[
Oh good more surprises.  And the goo is flowing... Into a coffin. How'd we not notice that?

"I'm gonna make love to your womaaaaaan!" Oh good a legit fat singing chef zombie that was brought back to life.

Every one else screams, I've gotta admit I did yipe and jump a little. "I mean I was expecting 'Brains' buuut..." I say  as I walk up to the now German speaking zombie and begin attacking him.

"Let's make sweet RAAAAARW"

"Uh no thanks!" I say as I attack. Clyde orders him to "kill" but I dodge his chocolate balls? Ooookaaaay

Stan jumps in and helps me out. Once we get him to about half health he comes over and tries to bite me. I manage to punch and kick my way out of his grasps and he steps away looking shocked.

"Children! What have I done?" The Zombie questions.

"You tried to eat us chef!" Stan responds but just gets German back.

"Hey I raised you from the dead you have to obey. Clyde says squirting 'Chef' with more goo. Why do I get the feeling that this is gonna keep happening?

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And  I was right he tried to bite me again and I got away. "I'm sorry boys."

"It's alright Chef, we know it's the goo making you do this." Stan says.

And Clyde sprays.

Happens a third time, "Children, everyone, I'm back!" 'Chef says happily. Ya I doubt that.

"Enough of this!" Clyde says as he throws a fucking molotof on him. "Burn them! Burn them all!" I use my magic to make him explode.

"Geeze" Stan says looking at the dead body.

"Your eons of torment are done, ruler of Darkness." Cartman says.

"Um ok you know what I'm not playing anymore." Clyde says looking away.

"You have broken the rules of the Stick and therefore I banish thee. I banish thee... from SPACE AND TIME!" Cartman yells as he kicks him off.

"Dude that's not cool." I say pointing from where he was kicked.

"Eh whatever I'm sure he's fine. Anyway, you've done it! Your Nobel quest is at an end. And for all your deeds and time put into it, I herby promote you, to King Dovahkiin! Congratulations!" Grand wizard fatso says.

"Sweet." I say smiling.

"Does that make Kenny a queen now?"  Craig asks. Kenny hits him on the shoulder in response.

"Quickly, let's get the stick back to safety before anyone can-" Kyle is cut off by military guys coming down and surrounding us.

"We've got him! We've got the Dragonborn!"

"Dragonborn? What th- the fuck are you talking about." Cartman asks. I can't tell if he's playing dumb or is just dumb.

"So it really is the dragonborn." Some old government dude says stepping forward. "Just can't stop being a thorn in our side, huh?"I growl in response, my ears flattening even more from under my helmet.

"He has the stick of truth." Cartman says backing away.

"Dovahkiin how does he know you?" Kyle asks.

"I'm not completely sure." I respond.

"So you actually told them your name did you? Wait. You don't remember do you?" The government dickwad asks. "How we tried to find you?"

"Not everything no." I  growl.

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|•|Princess Kenny's POV|•|
What the heck is going on?

"Look, that stick belongs with the fighters of Zaron give it back." Stan says.

"Fighters of Zaron? Look boys this is far more complex than that. You see this isn't the first UFO to crash. You see in 1987 a UFO crashed in Roswell New Mexico."

"Oh god." Cartman complains.

"Oh brother, spare us!" Stan adds on.

"Hang on a sec. A UFO crashed in Roswell and a new government agency was created to investigate the paranormal. Our agency."

"Where exactly is this going and do we really need to know?" I asks.

"Just listen. Whenever aliens are spotted, vampires run amok, our agency is there and we have never lost a fight. That is until 5 and a half years ago when we were investigating a child." Goverbitch responds.

I glance at Dova whose still glaring.

"A child who had unnatural power inside of him. I had orders from the President to secure the child, so we could harness his powers before our enemies could. But he slipped out of our grasps. Over, and over again."

"The government wants Dovahkiin for his farts?" Kyle asks. Ok playing dumb tactic.

"That's dumb." Stan says.

"His farts? No. For his ability to make friends so quickly on any social network. When he was barely- " He gets cut off by Dova laughing crazily. "Whys he laughing?" The gov guy questions.

"That's why you're after me? AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA!" Dovahkiin yells through laughter. He's lost it. My just recently made boyfriend has lost it.

"Well what else would it be?"

"You don't even know? He he he HAHHAA! IM A FREAK! SOME WEIRD WOLF HYBRID CREATURE! HAHAHAHAH AND YOU WERE AFTER ME FOR THAT!?!? HAHAHAAHH" Dovahkiin yells, throwing off his helmet and letting his tail slip out of his shirt.

"What the hell! This is more advanced than we thought. GET HIM!" Gov guy orders.

"DOVAHKIIN!" I yell as military men tackle him to the ground.

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END OF CHAPTER 14
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An: CLIIIIIIIFFFF HAAAAAAANNNNGGGGEER! Also just FYI if it's not bold and italicized, it's not me talking.

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