Ch 10 Underpants Gnomes

]Dovakiin's POV[
I remember. I'm not normal. The government wants me for my power. What's my power? Well I can turn Into a wolf. No I'm not a werewolf  I'm something else. What I don't know?

The problem is, I can't control it. I've attacked and injured so many people. I think I may have even killed. But I'm not sure.

All I can remember from those times is getting mad and blacking out. I then would wake up in a different place with blood on my hands and face. Soon after that we would move and I'd forget.

Either that or the government would find us. But I don't want to move. I really like these guys! And Kenny. Kenny. I'm not running away this time. I'm not gonna lose control. I will- what the fuck is that?

"Time to go to work! Work all night! Search for underpants Hey! We won't stop until we have underpants! Yum tum tummy tum tayyy" high pitched voices sing. Ok where am I?

I open my eyes to find I'm in my room. I look to see that weird little gnome things. Stealing my underwear?

"First aliens and now this?" I grumble as I get out of bed.

"Oh shit he's awake!" The one at the top screams.

"What!?"

"This kid is awake! What the fuck do we do?!?"

"Oh fuck! I guess we're gonna have to kill him!"

"Oh great I'm gonna have to fight you guys?" I groan.

"Woah he's got ears!"

"Aw fuck is it another one of those!?"

"What? Another? What do you mean another!?" I yell at them.

"Shit! Warlock! You gotta shrink him if we stand a chance!" One of the gnomes yells. Suddenly a weird, well weirder, looking one throws some powder on my and I shrink.

"DAFQ? What'd you do!?" I yell at them.

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I defeat them with relative ease.

"Holy shit run!" One of them says as they run away. However two remain down. Did I kill them? Oops.

I follow them into the mouse, er gnome hole in the wall. After kill a rat I continue forward and find a vent.

"I just sometimes feel like we should tell him the truth. I mean look what it's done to him! He's gonna find out everything if they show up again! He'll remember, he'll get mad, he'll turn and then we'll have to move again!" I hear my mom say. I look through the vent. It's my parents room as I expected.

"Why?! It's better if we just wait for him to remember! Besides they Won't  be able to find us again!" My dad argues.

"But if he does discover it on his own, then won't he be angry?"

"It's fine. As long as they wont find us they can't use him! They won't get to use him as a weapon like they want to. As long as we keep everything secret we'll be fine."

"I'm so frazzled. Won't you just make love to me?" Oh god please no.

"Of course I will darling."

Ok I'm leaving that. I travel through  the walls, and  battle rats until I come out at a lights switch. Oh god why?!? My eyes! They burn! Parents having, AHAHAHAHH!

I walk over to the gnomes looting my parents' drawers."Oh shit the kid is still following us!"

"Uh ya! You fucking shrunk me and now have also caused me to be scarred for life." I respond.

"So your not gonna stop until you get big again? That means he's after you warlock!" Another gnome says.

"What!? Ah fuck!" The warlock says running away.

"Thanks for the tip!" I say sarcastically as I follow after the warlock. And he's I the bed. Oh god whyyyyyyy!!!!???

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|•|Princess Kenny's POV|•|
I quickly run over to Dovahkiin's house, avoiding my family members accept my little sister that is. As I make it down the street I spy Butters walking out of his house quickly.

"Oh hey Princess Kenny! What are you doing here so early?" Butters asks me.

"I was gonna see if Dov was ok." I say trying to catch my breath.

"Oh ok. I was about to do that too. Let's go." Butters says. We walk next door to Dovahkiin's house and knock.

"Coming!" A male voice says. Dovahkiin's dad then opens the door. Oh hello boys!" He greets with a smile.

"Hello! We were just coming over to see if Dovahkiin was feeling better and if he could come out and play with us today." Butters says.

"Oh well he's doing better but I'm not sure he-"

"Im fine! I'm gone hi goodbye let's go!" Dovahkiin says pushing past his dad and dragging us away.

"Wha-Dovahkiin! Argh oh well." His father calls after him before giving up and closing the door.

He looks back and let's go of mine and Butters arm. He turns and gives a sigh of relief. Once he looks up I envelope him in a hug. He seems confused at first but slowly raps his arms around me.

"What happened last night Dova?" I ask pulling away.

"Oh ummm I'm not sure. I just kinda r-...." He begins but stopped.

"You just what?" Butters asks.

Dovahkiin hesitates before responding with, "I remembered a bunch of stuff." He then looks away.

"Is that why you bolted and dragged us away right now?" I ask. Dovahkiin's eyes widen and he shivers.

"N-no I just.... Gnomes stealing underwear. Parents having sex. Noooooo!" Dovahkiin responds walking away.

"What?" Both me and Butters ask very confused.

"Oh hey watch this!" Dovahkiin says changing the subject. He pulls out a weird bag and sprinkles powder on his head. He then shrinks.

"Woah! Where do you keep getting all this stuff?" Butters asks.

"Uh teleport thing was Aliens, this was gnomes, and ears... I do t really know. Bed time is really weird." Dovahkiin responds growing back to full size.

"Riiiight well we are meeting at the Elven forest today because of the whole Clyde situation. Wait you don't know about that. Uh ok so basically Clyde got all pissed that Eric banished him, he cheated and took the stick and now he has not only the stick but also a giant army." I explain.

"Wow well ok let's go."

We head over to Kyle's. Eventually everyone gets here and Kyle starts talking about the plan and how humans and elves need to unite. Cartman complains, Kyle reasons with him with the help of Stan. Hehe Style hehe. And of course Dovahkiin has to do shit and go get the girls to join.

Also surprisingly the goths are still here. "Uh Michael why don't you go with Dovahkiin?" Kyle suggests.What.

"Umm how about no?" Michael retaliates.

"Umm how about yes? You Dovahkiin and Stan go get the girls. Go on!" Kyle orders.

"Okaaay? Let's go guys." Dovahkiin says walking off. Michael and Stan follow him. Once their gone I turn and glare at Kyle.

"Dude what the hell?" I growl crossing my arms.

"Don't worry about it. Firkle!"

"What?"

"You know my little brother right? Go get him. Henrietta go with him." Kyle orders.

"Umm why are you-"

"Come on, follow me." Kyle says dragging me off. On the way out he grabs Pete as well.

"Woah woah hey! What's the big deal?!" He complains. Kyle drags us up into his bedroom.

"Ok what the hell is going on?" I ask.

"We all know exactly what's going on. Well to some extent. Just think of the people I sent off and think of the people in here. I would've sent off Cartman too but he wouldn't listen to me."

"You sent off Raven, Dovahkiin, Michael, Firkle, and Henrietta. What of it?" Pete asks.

"Oh right, take the last two out of the equation."

"Umm could it be Dovaken, Style and... I have no clue what that ship name would be." I guess.

"Yep! Pete likes Michael, I like Stan, and you're pretty much dating Dovahkiin. Butters has a crush on Eric, but since he's not gonna listen to me, we can't really plot or count on sending him away." Kyle explains. Kinda.

"Ok so what are we doing?" Pete asks.

"First seeing what's wrong with Tweek. If it's because of Craig, then we get Craig back, if not we see what we can do." Kyle responds.

"Operation Creek!" I yell.

"Sounds good." Pete responds.

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END OF CHAPTER 10
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An: I'm sorry. So sorry. I'm a horrible person. And now I've started writing again when now I have a hamster and finals. And Christmas. But I'll try to be better!

Imma start writing ch11 right away so that will probably be out real soon!

If you're still here and enjoyed this chapter then boop that vote button on the nose and comment on how horrible I am! Also when the hell did I get 127 reads and why? I'm not good! I don't deserve this! But I'll take it!

Any ways I'll be seeing you guys latter! Au revoir little biscuits!
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