]Dovahkiin's POV[

Just as I predicted, there's the Police Chief and he's already starting his rant. But I'm not really focusing on that. I'm more focused on the fact that he's got the old $100 cat in some weird ass bondage thing and it does not look happy about it. Then again it didn't looked happy in the missing posters either but still.

Wait did he just say cops were slaves?

"A robot who's told not to think for himself. It's politicians who are the real bigots" okay that last part I can't really argue against because in some cases it's pretty fucking true especially with our President but still what the fuck?

"That Mayor has been sitting in her office, TELLING US we have to change our ways." Uh yeah, cause you do. You're racist assholes.

"The only way to have her removed was to raise crimes in the streets. And now cops are finally able to do things the old way again! Don't you see this is better for everyone?"

"It most certainly is not you close minded mother fucker! The old way is horrible and wrong! The old way had innocent people being locked up while the real criminals could get away with their shit. You know, kinda like you're doing?" I shout at him, tired of him trying to make others seem like the bad guy.

"God dammit why won't you kids just understand!" And he's shoving his face into the cat's ass.

"Holy shit that's scrambles" Cartman says coming from lord knows where along with the rest of Coon and friends.

"And Alpha Wolf is bleeding and angry. Why are you always bleeding and angry?" Craig questions me.

"What?" The Police Chief has gotten high off cat piss. Why do people keep getting high off of cat piss?

"Wait that's the cat?" Stan questions. "Doesn't look like it's worth $100 to me."

"Whatever what's important is that we've got the police chief, and we've got him surrounded and completely outnumbered too." Ken says getting us back on track.

"What can I say you kids have me by the balls. Almost by the balls." He says standing up and walking over towards a metal door.

"You guys remember what I said about that door back there looking like it was meant to keep someone in?"

"Yeah why?" Tweek asks.

"Cause I was wrong. That is a door meant to keep someone in."

"Right you are Wolf. You know not every prisoner we have here is black. We actually do have one white guy." The police chief says flipping a lever.

A buzzing sound is then made followed by the sound of a door closing.

"Okay so maybe that door was also to keep someone in." I mumble glaring at the now closed door.

"This is a trap!" Kenny shouts.

"I'm sorry kids, but you left me no choice." He then pulls the other lever and walks away from the door.

"Holy shit it's the fucking pedo subway guy." I say, ears falling back against my head. We're gonna get fucking violated, hell to the fucking no.

"Hey kids you want some candy?"

"Oh fuck it's Jared." Of course Cartman knows Jared. The others probably do too.

"You'll excuse me if I don't want to watch this." The Chief says, entering an elevator and taking the cat with him.

"Come on kids don't you want a bite of my sandwich?" Jared asks.

"No we don't want your fucking sandwich! We just want the to get the stupid cat!" Clyde shouts.

"Speak for yourself! We want justice!" Kenny says.

"And I want to keep my virginity, so please go fuck your sandwich elsewhere." I say backing away, and pulling Kenny with me.

"Aw come on, don't you kids want to see my famous foot long?"

"WE MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT" We all shout at once.

Jesus Christ I'm about to fight a pedophile. Then again I guess I fought two back when those priests tried to do lord knows what to me but still. Just another day in South Park I guess.

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$~Stan's POV~$
We finally beat up Jared and luckily we all made it out with our virginity intact. Time to interrogate him I guess.

"What are the police doing with the people they arrested?" Tupperware questions as we all surround him.

"H-How should I know? I'm just a sandwich guy!" Jared claims.

"Alpha Wolf fart in his face." Tupperware orders.

"Dude he's probably gonna fucking enjoy it or some shit." A. Wolf grumbles.

"Just do it dude, your farts are too nasty for even the kinkiest person to enjoy." I say nudging him forward slightly.

"Fine." He says stepping forward.

"NO! NO PLEASE, PLEASE, I'M SORRY! I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING!" Jared begs.

"What is the Police Chief hiding?" Mysterion interrogates.

"There's... There's more cells down below! Cops take that elevator! Prisoners go down there, but... they don't come back." He replies.

"What's the code?" Tupperware asks.

"Aw, come on how should I know?" Alpha Wolf then takes another step towards him. "AGH AGH! Alright! Yeah, yeah, I seen'em type it in! 1-4-7-7! Please, I'm sorry!"

"If you knew then why waste our time with lies?And how do we know that's not a lie?" Mosquito asks.

"It's not a lie I swear! It's just that I like being with children, you know, because I... Because I never had a childhood of my own." Dovahkiin then takes a step back away from him again grumbling something along the lines of  how bullshit and nasty Jared is.

Jared on the other hand seems to be trying to convince himself more than us now. "Yeah, that's it. I like kids 'cause I never had a childhood."

"It's your decision Wolf. Part of being a superhero is deciding what to do in moments like these. You either spare him or end him." Mysterion says.

"Well in that case no way in hell am I farting on this creep." He says wrinkling his nose at him.

"Oh thank you tha- ACK!" Aaaaand he drop kicked him in the face. And has now kicked him a few times in the stomach as well.

"Wow, dude, that was hardcore." Cartman comments. "Alright well that was pretty uncomfortable."

"I know we're brutalist but don't you think that was kinda harsh Alpha Wolf?"  Scott adds.

"He's a fucking pedophile, if anything he deserves worse." Dova replies coldly"

"Okay so Mr.Wolfy's rage meter is rising. We should probably keep an eye on him." I mumble towards Craig.

"Yeah probably should." He mumbles back. We both nod at each other as we watch Dovahkiin give one last glare to the unconscious body before walking away from it and towards the Chief's desk.

"So uh... Should we do anything with the body?" Kyle asks kicking Jared's foot. Majority of us respond with noises of disgust and unwillingness.

Dova responds with "Oh come on I didn't kick him that hard, he's still alive. But yeah no leave the fucker here. Let's get a move on."  He then proceeds to walk over towards the elevator and punch in the code to open it. Once the doors ope we all to cram into it and begin our descent to who knows where.

After a minuteof moving down wards, Kenny claims "This is a one-time shot, Coon. After tonight, we are enemies again."

"Our petty little differences aren't what matters right now, Mysterion. Black lives matter." Cartman responds.

"Jesus fucking-" Dovahkiin face palms at Cartman's- actually I think he's just face palming at Cartman as a whole.

"Yeah, dick." Clyde agrees with Coon.

"You're a fucking dick, Mosquito!" Token responds.

Luckily the elevator stops before a giant argument can break out. The doors open up to a creepy ass dungeon? Why is this below a police station?

"What in the actual fuck is this?"  Dova asks as we file out.

"I don't know but things just got real spooky. And there's no way to go but down." Token replies.

Dovahkiin then proceeds to pick up a book a skim through it. "You know I'm starting to think that this is beyond over our heads. I mean we were before too but uh this is really, this is just insane at this point." Dova says sounding kinda panicked.

"What do you mean?" Craig asks approaching him and reading over his shoulder. "Dude what in the actual fuck? There's no way that's for real right?"

"What? What is it?" I ask.

"It's a page on how to care for your Elder god." Craig responds. "Come on Dovahkiin I'm sure this is just a bunch of bullshit. It's not like there's an actual monster or anything."

"I don't know dude do you remember last time we played superheroes? Fucking Cartman summoned Cthulhu." I remind him.

"Wait wh- you know what? Never mind I don't want to know. But uh yeah ordinarily I'd think the same as you Craig but um on the entire ride down I've kinda been hearing a weird growling noise-" "Dovy." Kenny tries to get his attention."-and now that we're down here it's only louder and also I smell a lot of fucking blood and death and corpses and shit and I feel like that's what elder whatever's would probably eat because you know they're giant evil monster things-" "Dova" Craig, Kenny And I try together. He's kinda low key hyperventilating at this point. "-and like this talks about people falling into some kinda blood pool or something and mentions blood like a lot and they sure as hell mention meat a lot and-"

"DOVAHKIIN!" The three of us yell at him, finally ceasing his panicked ranting.

Kenny sighs and takes the book away from him. "Dovahkiin I think you should probably take a break. Maybe head bac-"

"No."

"Dova Kenny has a-" I try to explain.

"No."

"Dude can you stop being stubborn for a second and just-" Craig tries as well.

"There is no way in hell I'm going to go back up there and leave you guys down here with... well with whatever the fuck they have down here. I'll take a bit of a breather but I'm not just abandoning all of you just cause I'm feeling a bit jittery."

"Dovahkiin I'm pretty sure you were bordering on having a panic attack if not already having one. That's more than a bit jittery dude." Kyle interjects.

"What and you think I'll feel any better up there knowing that all of my friends are down here risking their lives for... for... hell I don't even know what for anymore because all of this is definitely not worth it for a stupid $100 cat! Hell I'm not even sure this town is worth saving anymore or if it's even possible!" Dovahkiin shouts out, letting off growls here and there and I'm pretty sure I see a hint of red in his eyes. That's definitely not good.

"Alright that's enough! Go sit the fuck down in the corner and take a fucking breather. You are literally losing it right now and you need to just chill the fuck out. You've been a shit load of help through out this entire thing but right now all you're doing is causing all the rest of us to stress out!" Kenny yells right back at him. Dovahkiin seems to flinch and deflated with every harsh word, ears flattening against his head. At least the red in his eyes are gone but now it's been replaced with hurt.

"I'm sorry Dovy, I know you can't really control it nor is it really your fault but Jesus this is our homes we are talking about! Our families! Don't you want to save everyone?" Kenny apologizes.

Dova just gives a shrug and quietly responds with "I'm honestly not sure that they can be saved. Not all of them and definitely not my parents." He the proceeds to quietly shuffle off to the corner.

"Dammit" Kenny curses at himself before sighing and stepping towards him a bit. "Dova come on-"

"Just leave it Ken. Go try and figure out how to get through the gate or something. Me and Craig will keep an eye on Dova." I say.

"But-"

"Just go Kenny. We've got him." Craig says shooing him off.

"Fine I guess. Kyle, Tweek come with me yeah?" Kenny requests. The two nod in agreement, tagging along with him to the next room. Alright time to simultaneously cheer up and calm down a wolf boy. What could go wrong right?

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END OF CHAPTER 26
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An: Okay so this is a day late but in my defense I've completely lost track of what day it is.

Anyways I've got Orientation in Wednesday and have to stay overnight which is kinda terrifying because I'm an awkward, small, introverted bean but you know.

My brother&GF's dog just dropped something on me and then picked it up and ate it all while standing on my boob. You know perfectly normal chug activities.

Seriously what is with male animals and standing on my boobs? My cat Reginald does it too. It hurts but I go through it for love.

Anyways I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and if you did boop that vote button with your nose and mayhaps cough up a comment.

I shall see you guys hopefully on time next time. Au revoir little biscuits!

🥴Cookie out🥴