]Dovahkiin's POV[

So Wendy wants to meet me in the Bathroom at some point but Cartman has also called a meeting in the Coon lair. Also a blocked number has called me three times now on my way to my house to change an-

"I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man! I can shake a my fanny-"

Correction, four times. Fuck it I'm answering it. "Who is this and what do you want?"

"Hello Alpha Wolf."

"Let me guess this is Cartman's hand puppet Mitch Conner." I ask as I walk out my door.

"I-"

"Just tell me what you want I honestly don't give a fuck about how your weird ass fucked up mind works."

"Fine. We aren't that different you and I. We both want what's best for this City." Isn't South Park a town? "I know you probably got places to be but how about you come talk to me instead?"

"And would that be at Cartman's house or some bullshit place so you can pretend you're not just his fucking hand?"

"I'm at the So DoSoPa ruins. Come on, what do the Coon friends really have to offer you?"

"You don't have to convince me dick cheese I'm already playing along with your dumbass even though I know that this is probably a trap."

"I would nev-"

I cut him off by hanging up. I doubt Cartman and his stupid hand have actually been behind everything but I swear that if he somehow has been behind all this shit I'm going to cut off his hands and then drown him in Stark's Pond.

Whatever, time to go to the totally not a trap. I head up to the top of the falling apart building expecting to find- well actually I don't know what I was expecting but a fat dude in a suit talking about how ninjas with the same name as a Chinese food place, wasn't it. Speaking of ninjas guess I'm fighting them now.

Or not cause the man that is very obviously Mr. Kim from City Wok, is demanding to be paid ahead of time. The business guy brings up the good point that he's not even Japanese and yet is pretending to be a ninja but whatever.

"Okay... Hello we are from a City Ninja, I'm afraid we got paid to uh, assassinate you today. So uh, we have to do that of course." Mr. Kim says walking up to me. "UNLESS, you want to pay us not to. Five thousand dolla'"

"Don't you think I've helped get you more than five thousand dollars by taking out the Mongolian tower a couple years ago?" I attempt to negotiate seeing as I don't want to fight if I can avoid it.

"What? I have no idea what you are talking about. You know too much! We are gonna have to murder you now!"

Okay now I'm fighting them. Fantastic.

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"It's so hard to find a good ninja these days. No matter we are definitely gonna be coming after you now." Mr. Kim says leaving.

Great now I've got to worry about 9th graders, Raisin girls and ninjas. Fuck my life.

Whatever time to head off to The Coon lair now.

I get there and take a seat with out saying anything.

"Dude you literally look worse every time you come in here." Clyde comments.

"Thanks I appreciate your compliment." I respond sarcastically, flipping him off for good measure.

Before He can respond Cartman begins ranting off again. "Coon Friends these are dark times. We now know for a fact that Scrambles, the missing cat, is part of a larger conspiracy" Yeah I've been aware of that since the first fucking mission. Pretty sure at least half of us have.

"We also know that the fucking Freedom pals have more information about this conspiracy than we do. Fuck!" He shouts slamming his fists on the table.

Again, I've known that from our first encounter with them. I mean we literally we got our first lead from them.

"Maybe we should just face it guys. Maybe Freedom Pals have a better super-Franchise than us." They certainly are more competent than Coon and Friends I can tell you that much.

Cartman scolds Clyde and claims they only know shit because they are "butt fucking traitors that sold out." Scott then brings up that they have Timmy as a leader to which Cartman responds that he only has those powers because he claimed he had them when they were making up their personas.

Which honestly I'm not sure that's true because he seems to legit have powers. Then again so do some of the others but whatever.

Now they're trying to figure out how to get the information that the Freedom Pals have.

"We send a spy." Okay time to pay attention again because if they choose me as the spy I'm definitely turning double agent on their asses. "Somebody that they either don't know very well or would have a reason to switch sides."

"Well that would leave us with Alpha Wolf and Super Craig wouldn't it?" Mosquito points out. "I mean they both have boyfriends who are Freedom pals."

"No that leaves us with just Wolf. They already know how loyal to Coon and Friends I am. Plus me and Tweek already agreed that our relationship wouldn't change anything with the game." Craig responds. He definitely knows I'm gonna bail on them and yet he's helping me anyways. This is why he's one of my best friends.

"Okay so Dova joins Freedom pals, then asks for assistance investigating the community center." Jimmy says.

"Good thing he's good at bullshiting." Clyde comments.

"Yeah but you'll never get past the security grid. They change it every day." Scott responds.

"I can get Dovahkiin inside." Butters interrupts. "I've got hacking abilities remember? Cause I'm a gadgeteer class with a tinkerer ability." Speaking of best friends. He probably doesn't realize I'm gonna swap sides yet but he's supposed to be a villain anyways so it shouldn't affect him too much.

After a single sentence of convincing Cartman opens the stupid dog crate and lets Butters out.

He instructs us to go and infiltrate Freedom Pal's base with the instructions to kill Butters if he does anything funny.

"Yeah yeah sure whatever." I say getting up and heading towards the stairs.

"Oh and Alpha Wolf?" I turn to look at Coon. "Don't you dare betray us"

"Wouldn't dream of it." I say with crossed finger behind my back and giving a salute before heading up the stairs. Why dream of it if I can just do it you know?

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~Butter's POV~
"You're about to see the Chamber of Chaos, Alpha Wolf. There's no way to unsee the horrors within!"
I warn Dov as we head up stairs.

"If you're referring to your room then we both know mine is filled with far greater 'horrors' than yours is." He responds, putting air quotes around horrors.

"Yeah I guess you've got a point." I nod as we make our way towards my room. I immediately begin looking through my drawer in search of my pet hamster.

"Ah here you are! My Minion! Hey little buddy you ready to go hack some stuff?"

"How's a hamster gonna help us hack things?" Dovahkiin questions looking at him.

"Well usually I just set him next to some wires and he-"

"Butters!" My dad walks in and yells at me making both Dov and I jump.

"Where have you been mister?!"

"Oh, hey dad. I budda I've just been hanging out with my friends and uh-" I manage to some what stutter out a response before he cuts me off again .

"YOU DIDN'T COME HOME LAST NIGHT BUTTERS! YOUR MOM AND I WERE WORRIED SICK! WE COULD BARELY ENJOY THE MOVIE WE WERE WATCHING!"

"I'm sorry Dad. I just... my friends... and I didn't really mean to-"

"Sorry is not gonna cut it Mr! And you! What have you been forcing my son into?"

"Okay hey woah! I didn't do anything! Cartman was the one to go over the top last night, it-"

"Don't you talk back to me! That does it! Butters you are GROUNDED! And so is your smartass little friend!" My dad yells slamming the door. I immediately go to sit down in front of my bed.

"What the fuck?" Dovahkiin curses, staring at the door in distain. "First of all he literally has no power to ground me, second of all he shouldn't have grounded you because it wasn't your fault!"

"Yeah well... we can't really do anything about it so it's best to just go with it and wait till he lets us out." I say with a shrug. "That new security thing my dad installed is really fancy."

I begin playing the harmonica to try and entertain myself.

"What's the likelihood that we would break a bone if we-"

"We aren't jumping out the window." I cut him off. "We'd probably break a leg at the least. Plus it would only make my dad angrier."

"Alright fine, then how about you tell me how your hamster hacks things."

"Oh well first he has to have his minion cape and helmet on. Then I'll usually just put him next to the wires of the thing I want to hack, he'll nibble on them a little and then start to do a funny little dance. After he finishes his dance he goes flying off an- Dova What are you doing?"

"Hacking." He replies, throwing my minion up to the wires of the security thing. Sure enough my minion starts hacking and the terminal lets out a beep and when Dovahkiin twists the door knob the door opens. "You coming?" Dov asks.

"Wowie Dovahkiin I've never even thought of throwing my minion to hack things!" I say as we leave my room and head downstairs. Once in the living room however we are met by my dad again.

"But... But that's impossible! I grounded you! How could you be here right now!?" He asks dumbfounded.

"Um cause I don't listen to my own parents so why should I listen to you?" Dovahkiin responds snarkily.

"You have some kind of ability to unground people?"

"Yeah sure that's exactly what I just said." Dov responds with an eye roll.

"So whoever you touch becomes ungrounded is that it? Your evil magic is not welcomed here darkling!"

"Oh boy time to fight another parent." Dovahkiin mumbles.

I'm about to fight my own dad oh geeze.

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END OF CHAPTER 20
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An: I GOT A NEW PUPPY! It was two weeks ago but it was a little after the last update so you know.

Her name is Fergie and she's a little pain in the butt but she's cute and I love her and yes that is her in the picture. She's very good friends with my brother and his gf's puppy Barkley although they can get a bit crazy sometimes but yeah. They have their adorable moments like earlier today this happened:

But then they have their bad moments too like completely shredding the book I'm meant to be reading for school. Yeah that's right my dog literally ate my homework.

Enough of that though, I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and if you did boop that vote button with your nose and mayhaps cough up a comment.
I shall see you all later. Au revoir little biscuits.

🐶Cookie out 🐶