Stan:

+ You guys don't really know how to take care of children

+ You kinda just let the kids do whatever they wanted 

+ If they were being bad you threaten to tell their parents

+ You guys were trying to do your homework but the kids weren't having it

+ "That's it quit! STan I'm taking you with me!"

+ You guys fucking deadass almost left the house

+ At some point you guys would all watch some dope ass movie like Brave or something

+ You'd feed the kids whatever shit they wanted

+ You got paid like 60 bucks and split it

Kyle:

+ Kyle would be doing most of the work

+ You on the other hand would tell the kids to be bad just cuz

+ Kyle was just tryna make some cash but those kids were hella bad

+ You were tryna make out but he wasn't having it

+ He ends up having to babysit you too since you were acting like a fool

+ You were swearing in front of the kids on purpose

+ "FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK"

+ "Y/N! STOP IT RIGHT NOW."

+ You got put in timeout for your bad behavior and the kids laughed 

+ He put a movie and the kids fell asleep

+ You got 50 dollars and he got like 40 dollars and got 10

Eric:

+ You were doing most of the babysitting

+ Eric came over like 2 hours into you babysitting

+ He brought food for the kids which ended up being their dinner

+He was telling the kids scary stories which made them scared

+ He dressed up as like a monster to scare the kids

+ You allowed the kids to attack Eric in order to face his fears

+ The kids were sad when you guys had to leave

+ They wanted you to babysit them all the time

+ You got like 40 dollars, and you split it evenly

Kenny:

+ At first you guys were tryna be nasty 

+ Kenny ended up wanting to hang out with the kids

+ You guys did fun stuff with the kids

+ Story telling

+ Dress up

+ Coloring 

+ Anything they wanted to do you guys did

+ Yo they lowkey hated you for a whole minute because you made them eat vegetables

+ He snuck the sweet treats before bed

+ You guys got like 60 dollars and he got 40 you got 20

Craig:

+ Craig doesn't really like kids so you did most things with the kids

+ You tried to force Craig to play with the kids

+ He'd be on the couch watching Horror movies with sex scenes

+ "What is that boy doing to the girl?!?!"

+ "Craig Tucker turn that off!!"

+ You and the kids decided to play cowboy

+ You ambushed, kidnapped, and tied up Craig

+ He was Highkwey pissed off while you guys "interrogated" him

+ Everytime he was about swear you shoved a cookie in his mouth

+ You guys got like 70 dollars in which he took 65 dollars and you got 5

Tweek:

+ Tweek was being a whole spaz for like 5 minutes 

+ He got used to the kids and started being fun

+ You guys were all being hella artistic

+ Drawing

+ Painting 

+ You guys were all scared for your lives while you tried to make mac & cheese

+ That mac & cheese was the shit though

+ Cookies delivered to the house

+ You guys were watching the wonder pets or someshit

+ Tweek fell asleep with the kids

+ You guys got like 80 dollars {Lucky you} You split it evenly

Token:

+ You were on your phone for a majority of the time

+ He took your phone after a while

+ He forced you to socialize with the kids while he made food

+ You were teaching the kids how to gamble or someshit

+ Food fights

+ Token and you were cleaning the mess for 30 minutes

+ You guys were doing arts AND crafts

+You cursed 

+ "Y/n stop swearing!"

+ You guys like 80.99 dollars he let you have all the money even though you didn't deserve it

Clyde:

+ You guys both came late

+ You guys brought Taco Bell so you didn't have to cook

+ You guys were swearing like nobody's business

+ "FUCK!"

+ Making out for a lil while when you were alone

+ He was tryna show the kids two girls and one cup

+ You guys ended up watching Life of Pi

+ The kids ended up being hungry after the movie

+ 9 p.m Taco Bell run with kids still in their pajamas

+ You guys gave the kids all types of sweets

+ You guys were making out on the couch when the kids were asleep

+ You guys got 100 dollars and fought to the death for  who would get it

Jimmy:

+ You came early

+ Jimmy came late

+ "I f-fucking hate kids"

+ You guys forgot to feed the kids 

+ "Oh shitt we need to feed the children!!"

+ He ended up warming up to the kids seeing as how you guys neglected them

+ He was telling the jokes and stuff like that to make them laugh

+ "Is that your girlfriend?"

+ You guys got like 20 dollars and you were not happy

Butters:

+ You guys were both a little early

+ By a little early I mean you came like an hour early

+ "Oh 7:00? I thought you said 6:00. Oh well since we're here..."

+ Butters loves kids

+ Kids love Butters

+ You guys baked all kinds of stuff

+ You raided the fridge for food to eat

+ "Y/n Stop stealing these people's food!!"

+ You guys were playing games and running around the house

+ You guys watched like all the fucking disney movies

+ You fell asleep with the kids

+ Butters cleans up the house while you're asleep

+ You guys got 200 dollars and you were shooketh. You split the shit evenly