Stan: You caught him getting it on with Wendy, even though he was drunk asf

Kyle: You insulted his religion, and got into a heated argument which caused you to break up

Eric: He broke up with you for something Petty, like missing his calls or something

Kenny: He kept on accusing you of cheating, and you got into a fight

Craig: He said that you were to embarrassing to hang out with in public and you took it to extreme offense

Tweek: You get on touching him, while he was working and he yelled at you

Token: He accused you of being a gold digger

Clyde: There was a misunderstanding with him and Bebe

Jimmy: He just lost feelings

Butters: His parents made him