Stan:

Kyle, cuz like ya'll all super chill

Kyle:

Stan cuz ya'll all bsfs

Eric:

Butters, Why? idk

Kenny:

To be honest anyone but mostly Craig that shiz hot

Craig:

Tweek :/{I sense a scandal}

Tweek:

Fucking Clyde Donovan jus because he has the experience

Token:

Nicole cuz like just to see what would happen

Clyde:

Kenny ofccccccc like who else tf

Jimmy:

Nah he likes to fuck you by himself please and thank you

Butters:

What the fuck, nah we not doing that shit he don't do threesomes sorry