{So like you guys had a kid and their like five, so they ask their dad the question, and here's what they'd say.}

Stan: "Well uh, I think you should ask you're mother...Y/N!"

Kyle: "Well you see...*proceeds to go into full depth of sexual reproduction*"

Eric: "Guys fuck girls, and then you get a baby."

Kenny: "I'll tell you when you're older..."

Craig: "geeze kid, don't they teach you this in school?"

Tweek: "uhhhhh...ask your mom..."

Token: "Ask you're mom..."

Clyde: "You're mom said i'm not aloud to tell you if you asked me this."

Jimmy: "uhm...heaven?"

Butters: "you don't need to know about that just yet..."