{A/N~ So person was like "are you guys married?" And this is what they would say. Also this was a request so that's nice}

Stan:

"Nah."

Kyle:

"No not yet."

Eric:

"Oh hell no, Y/n and I are not at that level of commitment."

Kenny:

"Well I meannnnn...Did she tell you we were?"

Craig:

"Nah that shit's fucking gay."

Tweek:

"What?!?! No! We're just kidz!"

Token:

"Ofccc."

Clyde:

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

Jimmy:

"Hell no."

Butters:

"No, not yet, someday though..."