{A/N~ Alright so basically some stranger was like "are you guys dating " and that this is what they would say. idk I didn't know what to write as you can tell cuz I have no ideas}

Stan:

"Yea..."

Kyle:

"Sadly yes..."

Eric:

"Yea, she's all mine so back the fuck off."

Kenny:

"YESSSSSSSSS."

Craig:

"Nah I only hookup with her because I hate her."

Tweek:

"Y-yes!"

Token:

"Nah she my wife."

Clyde:

"YESSSSS THE GODDESS IS ALL MINEEEEE~"

Jimmy:

"Ye, she cool asf."

Butters:

"Yea, and she's so amazing."