Stan: You spam him with random Kermit memes. He changes fucks with your screen while you're using your phone

Kyle: You ask a bunch of dumb questions. He throws things at you

Eric: He talks over you. You laugh at the jokes his friends make about him

Kenny: He pokes you repeatedly(no not with his dick). You sexually frustrate him

Craig: When you talk to him he only responds with "mhm". You make mimic him

Tweek: He spills stuff on you(usually he doesn't do it on purpose). You send him curse memes at 4am

Token: He deliberately mispronounces your name. You use his money to but mystery boxes off the dark web

Clyde: He changes your phone passwords. you call his mom's cell.

Butters: He agrees with you too much. You make fun of his height too much.