Requested by musicgirl988
This is a smutty fanfic so read with percausion. When you get to this 🍋 you're heading to "5 seconds until you're fired" zone.
Sooo enjoy and don't read smut or shit like it in public..
Thanks and enjoy

You knew Stan has been acting strange. Ever since he joined that emo group, or as he'd correct me with hostility and say, " I'm not Fucking Emo, i'm goth, you fucking poser."
I mean dressing in all black is one thing, but things like talking how fucked up the word is and being cynical is another thing.

It was in school where you tried to talk to Stan when he was with his new group of friends.
"Hey, guys. Mind if i join?"
"Get lost you fuckin' poser," One of the kids dressed in black barked.
"We don't let just anyone join, you weeb."
"Come on Stan, this has to be a joke."
You crossed your arms.
"This whole reality is a joke. Us living is a joke. You're the biggest joke of us all because of people like you pretending to be something you're not."
"What are you talking about?"
"Scram poser."

...Time skip...
You scouted in the bathroom for the right time to strike.
When Stan would come in and then you could talk to him.
From where he locked his stall you came up from behind and pushed him against the toilet.
"Okay, what's going on? Why are you acting strange?"
"Dude, what the fuck. Are you talking about?"
"I mean what's this, 'whole reality is a joke?'"
"Isn't it true?"
"You're kidding."
He pursed his lips and rolled his eyes.
"I don't have time for this." Stan tried to push you away and leave the stall, but your instincts kept you from him doing so.
But what you didn't realize, was how.
You leaned your head into his and joined your lips into his.
Quickly you pulled back.
"Oh shit...Stan I."
His face was red in embarrassment.
And all you could do was try and explain that it wasn't supposed to be like this.
He stayed quiet As you were babbling like an idiot.
"You kiss way better than Wendy ever could"
"What?" Your eyes widened.
"Yea, I'm sorry. For that."
"Oh no no don't be."
"...wanna kiss again?" Stan asked, trying to shamefully keep his eyes from meeting yours.
"Uh...yea..."

And then from there you two made out in the school restroom.
The end
Because I'm lazy