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"Hey, (y/n). How's your boyfriend? Wait- i meant to say your brother?" One kid would start the chain reaction of teasing in the early morning when you walked into the school doors. "Doesn't really make a difference in your culture doesn't it?"
Another would jeer.
"That's Alabama, Dumbass." You would bark, then your on and off boyfriend would follow behind and call those students out for shit they've done and go over board like he always does.
"Sorry baby, don't listen to them. They're just jealous." Cartman would confort you, "you're a smart and independent Texan woman."
"I know i am." You said in a huff.
"You don't have to defend me all the time you know, Eric."
"I know, but i feel better if they wouldn't make fun of you so much."
You stopped walking and suddenly got bumped into by the short male, who wasn't paying attention where he was walking when he was following behind you.
You noticed this and rolled your eyes in annoyance and took out your wallet to buy a soda at the vending machine you stopped in front of.

"Look, Eric." You snarkily huffed, as you put a dollar in the slot and pressed the button of your favorite soda. "I don't need your help. So please don't follow me around. I got this. If you really think I'm a strong and independent woman, you would stop following me."
"You're right....I'm sorry, (y/n)."
Clank!
You bent down and picked up your soda from the bottom of the machine and opened it.
"I'll see you later." And with that you planted a kiss on his cheek and headed to your class.