Cartman loved his KFC Chicken for so long now, and that made him break up with Heidi because he loved KFC Chicken more, or as he called the chicken "Charrise". Cartman invited his "friends" to his house so he could tell them about their low-budget wedding. His "friends" went inside his room. "What do you need Cartman?! I'm babysitting Ike today!" Kyle said and yelled at Cartman. "KAHL CAN'T YOU BE PATIENT!?!?! I'M JUST GONNA ANNOUNCE SOMETHING THEN YOU'LL GO BACK TAKING CARE OF YOUR STUPID BROTHER!" Cartman replies angrily at Kyle. "I TOLD YOU KAHL'S NOT MY NAME! AND MY BROTHER ISN'T STUPID!" Kyle said being a red head. "WELL I-" Cartman says but was cut off. "GUYS WE CAME HERE FOR CARTMAN'S ANNOUNCEMENT NOT TO FIGHT!" Stan says as he finally stops the fight. "Ugh okay fine." Kyle says as he finally closed his mouth and listened to Cartman. "Okay guys... so..... I'M GETTING MARRIED!" Cartman says as he talks with joy. "Cartman, you're only 10, you can't marry someone yet." Kyle says as he spits logic at fat boy. "AT LEAST I'M NOT SINGLE KAHL! YOU WERE LIKE SINGLE SINCE WE WERE KINDERGARTEN!" Cartman shouts at Kyle. "Whatever, at least I ain't fat." Kyle says as he whispers the last part. "So, I'm getting married to this beautiful thing!" Cartman says as he pulls out "Charrise". "Dude what the hell?" Stan says. "Yeah what the hell?" Kyle says as he agrees with Stan. "She's my beautiful girlfriend and more better than Heidi! She's called Charrise!" Cartman says as he points to "Charrise". Cartman says as he compliments "Charrise". "That's it, I'm out of here." Kyle says as he was too weirded out. "Same." Stan says as he agrees. "Kinny why are you still there?" Cartman says as he questions Kenny just still at the corner. "I'm waiting for the food. I only came here for the food because I didn't ate for 2 days. You said there was food right?" Kenny says as he questions Cartman. "I LIED! NOW GET OUT KINNY!" Cartman says as he pushed Kenny out of the door. "Oh baby we're finally alone" Cartman says as he was pleased looking at Charrise's chicken body. He made out with "Charrise" then ate her. "OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!? I KILLED MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!" Cartman says while crying and looking at his dead chicken wife.

The End