Cartman was upset that he killed his previous wife. He missed her so much and wanted to taste her chicken lips again, but he ate Charisse. Cartman got more fat because of that. "Eric! I've brought you food!" Cartman's mom said while she was downstairs. "SHUT UP MOM! CAN'T YOU SEE I'VE HAD A HARD TIME?!" Cartman said while tears were still on his fat baby face. "Come downstairs Eric! You need to eat!" His mom ordered him. "OH FIEN MAWM!" Eric says and grumpily goes downstairs. "I'm just gonna go to the bar for a bit okay? Stay here." Cartman's mom says then pats Cartman's head. She opened the door then slammed it. "Ugh, why is my mom a prostitute..." Cartman says and regrets having his mom. He saw a little sparkle from the fridge. "Huh? Wuts that?" Cartman says then goes to the kitchen to discover. He opened the fridge and saw the most beautiful thing to ever exist, cheesy poofs. "Oh my... ummm..." Cartman was speechless of how beautiful the thing was, more beautiful than Charrise. "Well uh hello there's beautiful!~" Cartman said and tried to flirt with the Cheesy Poofs. "What's your name?" Cartman asked the bag of Cheesy Poofs. "Carla? What a beautiful name for a pretty lady~" Cartman said and flirted with the bag again. He carried the bag of Cheesy Poofs upstairs. When they were inside, Cartman closed the door. "Were gonna have so much fun~" Cartman says and seduces the bag.

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Cartman woke up. "Did you have fu-" Cartman was cut off and saw the bag of Cheesy Poofs empty. "NOOOOOOO! I DID IT AGAIN! WHY?! OH WHY OH WHY?!?!?!" Cartman says then cries loudly that the whole universe could hear.

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