$~Stan's POV~$
So Michael fainted and I'm pretty sure him and Pete are like a legit thing now. Apparently Pete is a fucking hell hound hybrid, whatever the fuck that means. Seems pretty cool though.

Now I've got two friends who can turn into badass canine things. Sweet.

Pete is currently freaking out  from both concern, and because well he just kinda got tossed into a relationship with his crush who I think he's had a crush on for like.... I don't actually know how long but too damn long for them not to get together.

Heh I'm such a hypocrite. I've had a crush on Kyle for fuckin ages. Pretty sure since like 4th grade but I was like in denial till the end of 7th when I broke up with Wendy for the last time.

"Guys I think Pete blacked out." Clyde says pointing over to Pete who's hugging his legs and sitting in the corner just staring at Michael's unconscious body on the couch with dead eyes.

"Umm Pete?" Dovahkiin asks waving his hand in front of his face. Pete just blinks."Is anyone in there?" Dova questions knocking on the side of his head.

This gets Pete to blink again, shake his head and look up at him. "Hmm?"

"You alright there buddy?" Butters asks.

"Michael will be fine. He was just probably shocked." Dovahkiin adds. Pete nods and continues to stare at Michael.

"Ooookaaaay soooo what are we going to do? Once Michael wakes up that is and what should we do while we wait for him to wake up?" I ask. Pete just twitches his ear and blinks. Oh he's so zoned out right now.

"Hmmmm how about cards against humanity? That way once Michael wakes up he can just join without too much of a hassle. Plus it's something we can all play." Token suggests.

"That sounds awesome and all but like that's a shit ton of response cards." Cartman points out.

"We could do teams. So like Stan and Kyle, Token and Clyde, Me and Tweek, Dovahkiin and Kenny, You and Butters, and seeing as they're both kinda dead right now, Pete and Michael." Craig suggests.

"That sounds good to me." I nod.

"I'll go grab the cards." Kyle says getting up.

"I'll help." I offer.

"What exactly would he need help with?" Clyde asks.

"He's got like twenty different sets of cards." Kenny explains.

Me and Kyle head up the stairs and into his room ignoring the occasional shrieks coming from Ike's room.

Me and Kyle rifle through his closet in silence grabbing what card sets we can find. Kyle also grabs a box of apples to apples to which I raise an eyebrow at him.

"Apples to apples plus cards against humanity can make some really funny shit. Kenny, Pete, Butters and I played what we dubbed 'Apples against humanity' a few times before and it doesn't lessen the offensive dirty humor at all. Well maybe a bit but not much." He explains.

"Ah." I say nodding as we gather the boxes and head back down stairs to be met with Michael sitting up suddenly and yelling "HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE TELL ME THAT WASN'T A DREAM!" Pete automatically perks his head up only to go back to hiding his face to most likely hide his blush. It doesn't work at all.

Michael blinks at this reaction before flinging himself backwards, kicking his legs and squealing. He then launches himself off the couch and pulls Pete into a bear hug. He's no longer squealing but he is continuously saying "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah" and jumping up and down with Pete in his arms.

"Okay this is too cute and I think I might barf." Craig says.

Michael just flips him off and continues to hug Pete while jumping. I'm pretty sure he's overloaded Pete.

"Um Michael, I think you've cause Pete to blue screen. Well red screen in this case." Dovahkiin points out.

Michael stops looks at Dova, and then looks at Pete in his arms who is kinda shaking and obviously REALLY embarrassed and probably struggling to process everything.

"Oh my god I broke my Petey." Michael says wide eyed. This somehow causes Pete to turn even redder. But at least that kinda snapped him out of it? I mean he looked up at Michael and blinked at him. And went even more wide eyed.

"Okay you two go into the kitchen to talk shit out and you know process everything and then come back to play team cards against humanity featuring apples to apples." Kyle says setting down the boxes in his arms.

Michael nods beginning to walk towards the kitchen before walking back to grab Pete and drag him in.

"DONT FUCK AT THE TABLE!" Cartman shouts after them.

"DAMMIT CARTMAN YOU BROKE HIM MORE!" Comes Michaels reply.

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~Butter's POV~
"Which one of these should we put down?" Cartman asks pointing at the cards he wants to put down. I can't help but burst out laughing.

The black card is "What gets better with age?" And the cards that Cartman wants to put down are "dead parents" and "my black ass."

"Uuuuh. That one." I say pointing to the dead parents card.

Kenny and Dovahkiin are dying over their pick, Craig is struggling to breath as Tweek places the card in the pile, Stan and Kyle keep saying how they are frightened seeing as their eyes are covered since they're the current card czar, Pete is doing eenie meenie miney mo while laughing slightly, and Token and Clyde are just giggling slightly.

Finally everyone has placed down their team's card and Team Style uncovers their eyes to read off the cards.

"What gets better with age? Oh god." Kyle laughs as Stan tries to read the card.

"T-t-The KKK"

"Oh Jesus." Token says laughing

"No that's this one." Kyle laughs "What gets better with age? The Blood of Christ"

"What gets better with age? Ooooooooooohhhhhh nooooooo" Stan laughs while clapping his hands together. Everyone is laughing. "D-dead parents."

And everyone's laughs just get louder.

"What gets better with age? Sexual tension." Kyle reads off struggling to even breathe. I know I am.

"Oh boy this ones an apples to apples card. What get better with age? Friction." Stan reads.

"And finally what gets better with age? Daddy issues." And there's the laughter again. After a moment Kyle stutters out and taps mine and Cartman's card, "This one by far."

"Hell yeah dead parents for the win!" Cartman cheers.

"Oh geeze." I laugh adding the black card to our pile.

We continue the game with Team KenKiin winning with their final cards being "when you get right down to it 'An unhinged Ferris wheel rolling towards the sea' is just 'a windmill full of corpses.'

"Okay okay that was awesome but now it's only.... 5:00 the fuck we gonna do now?" Dova asks.

"Cheesy ice breaker games or truth or dare?" I suggest shrugging.

"Aka stereotypical shit you do at sleep overs that's basically mandatory? Might as well." Clyde shrugs.

Eric fake barfs and throws himself backwards into a mound of blankets. "Whyyyyyy these games are so lame and we already know a lot of shit about each other!"

"I mean we literally just learned Pete was a hell hound today. At least the majority of us." Token points out.

"Okay so which ice breaker game should we do first? We'll do truth or dare later since it gets better the later you do it." Kyle asks throwing another three party sized bags of chips in the middle seeing as we had pretty much demolished the two previous ones during our three hour cards against humanity game.

"How about we like write out something about ourselves and everyone has to guess who is who?" Michael suggests.

"B-But w-wouldn't we be a-able to tell who's w-writing i-is who's?" Tweek asks.

"What if we just write down what it is then get the fifth graders to re-write them?" Cartman suggests still laying down.

"That could work." I agree.

"Okay I'm gonna go drag Them down here and get paper, you guys figure out what you're going to write yeah?" Kyle says getting up and heading upstairs.

What should I write? I mean I could write about my crush on Eric but half of the guys already know about that and that means I'd have to reveal myself. This is harder than I'd thought it'd be....

0•0Cartman's POV0•0

What the fuck am I supposed to write?

"Is anyone else having trouble coming up with anything?" Token suddenly asks.

"I've got fuck all." Dovahkiin admits.

"Okay this is already a failure." Craig sighs.

"So I went up and got paper for no reason and dragged these minifucks down here for no reason?" Kyle asks coming down the stairs.

"Yup. Oh! New idea, how about we do a never have I ever thing except we just kinda say shit and if it applies to you you just raise your hand. No point system just kinda a way to call people out on things." Stan suggests.

I don't like where this is going. They're gonna find out shit I'd rather not have them find out and it's not even gonna be anonymous. Wait... "Isn't that basically what you do with the truth part of truth or dare?"

"I mean I guess but with that it's just one person you're asking." Stan shrugs.

"I like that idea. That way we can say like obvious things about ourselves and see if it applies to anyone else." Kyle says smiling.

He's only agreeing with him because he likes him. I've always known they were gay for each other and yet here we are all these years later and they still haven't confessed. Fucking dense idiots.

Then again who am I to talk?

"Okay so does this mean we can leave oooorrr????" Tricia asks.

"If you want or you can stay whichever. All of you have already been deprived of your innocence anyways." Michael says shrugging.

"Fuck it might as well." Ike says sitting down, all his little friends following his league with Tricia and Firkle grumbling.

"Okay so obviously no lying, hesitation is one thing but no lying." Pete declares to which we all nod. Well there goes that option.

"Okay uh right off the bat, lets go with have had an erotic dream about someone of the same gender." Kenny starts it up. Literally everyone but Filmore's hand raises. Of course a few of ours like my own was very slow and hesitant but still.

"Woah wait seriously Cartman!?" Dova says surprised.

"Yeah well all of you rubbed off on me." That's a lie. Mostly. I was just in denial before and I guess seeing that all my other friends were gay just kinda gave me a bit of a push? I don't fucking know.

"W-well I-I have a t-truth t-to ask cartman n-now." Tweek says smirking. I flip him off receiving a middle finger from Craig in response.

"Are we just going to ignore that Literally all but one of the munchkins raised their hands?" Clyde asks.

"Yep moving on." Ike says.

"Karen we're discussing this later" Kenny claims to which his sister groans.

"Firkle I'm disappointed you didn't come to us." Michael declares.

"Correction, I didn't come to you, I went to Pete and Henrietta." Firkle responds. Michael just makes an offended gasp and brings a hand to his chest and gapes at his "Baby goth emo child."

"Okay okay next question!" Dovadick shouts.

"But t-their not q-questions." Tweek says tilting his head.

"Touché. Okay hmmmm ooooh adding on to Kenny's thing, the erotic dream was about your best friend. And no boyfriends do not count as best friends." Dovahkiin says.

Uhhhhhh Butters isn't my best friend is he? Yeah no..... who is my best friend??? Do I even have one? Shit....

Anyways so obviously Ike, Firkle, Kyle, and Stan raised their hands. But of fucking course they aren't actually looking at each other. A bit more surprising was the fact that Tricia and Karen raised their hands and were staring wide eyed at each other.

"Oh for fucks sakes I asked that question so you guys would stop being Fucking stupid. Look at each other ya morons." Dova shouts at Stan and Kyle they blink at him and look at each other, faces ablaze when they see each others hands.

"Welp there's going to be a lot of private discussions happening today." Butters snickers. I love when he snickers.

"Uuhhh y-yeah...." Kyle stutters out since clearly his brain has been fried.

"Kyle.exe has stopped working please insert Stan.drive to fix." I joke earning two pillows to be roughly thrown at my face and two shouts of:

"FUCK YOU CARTMAN!"

Hehe.

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END OF CHAPTER 8
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An: GUESS WHOSE BACK? BACK AGAIN? COOKIE'S BACK! READ MY SHIT!

So in honor of the release of the new South Park game "The fractured but whole" I am bringing this back. I realize I'm a few days late because I may or may not have forgotten that that's what I had planned buuut yeeaaaahhh...

Now I've got a few pre-written chapters to this so as long as somebody actually reads this, it shouldn't be too long before the next chapter.

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