<-<-Kyle's POV->->

OhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGod

Stanley Marsh just admitted to having erotic dreams about me. Not only that but now he knows that I've had erotic dreams about him too. I don't want to play this game anymore.

I want to burry my face into a pillow and lock out the world. And by the world I mean Stan because he's my world. Cheesy but true.

I'm supposed to be saying a thing now but I can't focus what so ever. Luckily Ike has decided to be a sweet little brother for once and has suggested that we say fuck the game and jump to truth or dare.

Then again I guess the fact that he just admitted to a bright red Firkle that he's had "erotic" dreams about him. Though not really. From what he told me it was basically just him making out with Firkle which I guess is pretty erotic for a fifth grader.

But then again, I mean look at what Kenny read in fourth grade. Speaking of Kenny he's just asked Butter truth or dare. Okay so either way Butters is fucked because evidently Dovahken have decided to expose everyone's crushes today. Whether it be intentional or not.

"Uuuuuuhhh Truare????" Butters says still not being able to make up his mind. I don't blame him. Kenny isn't too evil when it comes to these things (usually) but he's still very obviously on a mission.

"Okay imma give you one more chance to answer that because if that's your answer you'll have to do both a truth and a dare." Kenny crosses his arms.

"Okay okay fine!" Butters sighs. His panicky eyes quickly dart to Cartman besides him before he scootches away slightly and says "Truth I guess."

"Okay is the person you've had an erotic dream about in this room?" Kenny asks smirking. "And you better answer truthfully or you're going to have to do a dare as well."

Okay that's not too bad. Still pretty evil but not pin pointing exactly who it is even though it's pretty obvious and or known by most of us.

"Yes he is." Butters mumbles glaring at Kenny while blushing like mad. Ohhoho? Cartman perked up at that.

I nearly smirked at that but decided to hide it all considering.

"Um Tweek, Truth or dare?"

"GAH Uh uh too much p-pressure uh Daaaare???" Tweek says in a questioning tone.

"Hmm alright uh go out side and run up and down the street screaming and or screeching." Butters dares.

"Gah! A-alright fi-ine." Tweek then gets up and we can soon hear screaming slowly fading into the distance only to come back and fade again and then finally return.

"Clyde was recording that." Craig says the moment his boyfriend comes back inside breathing heavily and blushing.

"CLYDE!" Tweek hits Clyde on the shoulder.

"CRAIG YOU TRAITOR!" Clyde complains.

"Okay uh T-Token truth or d-dare?" Tweek asks sitting back down next to Craig.

"Hmmm Dare." Token says smirking.

"I dare you to kiss Clyde." Wow Tweek didn't even stutter while saying that.

And Token doesn't even give Clyde a chance to protest before he's pulled him into a kiss. Of course we all mockingly "Ooooooooooooh", whistle, woof etc. before they pull away from their roughly 10 second kiss.

"You d-do realize I said kiss r-right? I didn't say it had to be o-on the lips." Tweek says smirking. Token and Clyde blush even harder after that comment.

"Oh you are wicked." Craig chuckles kissing Tweek's cheek.

"Uh haha um hey Cartman truth or dare." Token says quickly changing the subject.

"Dare." Cartman says instantly. Bad move because I'm pretty sure Token has figured out Butters' little crush and also picked up on Eric's interest of who Butters had dreamt about.

"I dare you to cuddle with Butters in your lap for the next five turns." He says smirking. Yep he's caught on. "Sorry Butters." He adds snickering.

"W-wait what?" Butters sturrters as a very red Cartman blushes and pulls him Closer to cuddle.

I can't help but to snicker, forgetting that it's now Cartman's turn to pick someone. But he's too smart to pick me because he knows for a fact I'll pick truth.

"Stan truth or dare?" Fuck. Please pick truth. Please pick truth. Please pick truth. Please pick truth.

"I'll go with Dare." FUCK STAN WHYYYYY! Wait no don't fuck Stan, I mean yeah eventually but not-

"I dare you to play seven minutes in heaven with Kyle." OKAY APPARENTLY I AM FUCKIGN STAN OR RATHER BEING FUCKED BY STAN WOOPDEEFUCKINGDO!

"Uuuuh which kind of seven minutes in heaven???" Stan asks cautiously.

"Whichever but you have to kiss each other at the least." Cartman you fucking sadist. Well I guess it's not bringing me pain.... Still though.

"O-okay c-come on Kyle." Stan says helping me up. I nod slowly and follow him to the closet.

$~Stan's POV~$

Holy fucking shit.Holy fucking shit.Holy fucking shit.Holy fucking shit.Holy fucking shit.HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

I'm not sure if I hate or love Cartman right now considering 1 this gives us a bit of a chance to talk things out a little but 2 this means we have to talk things out and kiss each other in a matter of minutes.

I take a deep breath as I open the closet door and enter. Kyle enters as well closing the door being him, encasing us in darkness. God we are so close to each other right now.

"Sooooo uh......" I start off awkwardly.

"Well this is very awkward." Kyle comments. I can see him rubbing his arm in the dark but that's about it.

"Yeaaaaaah not the way I wanted to confess...." I mumble. We're both silent for a moment and my face is on fire.

"So uh......." Kyle starts but doesn't say anything after that.

That's when I decide to say "Fuck it!" I pull Kyle even closer than he already was to me and smash our lips together, him letting out a squeal that's immediately muffled.

Soon enough he melts into the kiss and our lips move together not so perfectly but that's to be expected with a first kiss between two people. It's better than the first one I had with Wendy. Then again I have been told I've kissed him while I was drunk before....

Okay how the fuck is Kyle such a good kisser like god. I moan into his lips and decide nows a good time to pull away for air.

Despite the darkness I can still see Kyle's bright red face thanks to our close proximity.

"That.... was.... amazing" Kyle pants out.

"Agreed. How the fuck are you such a good kisser?" I ask him to which he just shrugs. "Whatever." I say rolling my eyes and moving so that I've pressed him up against the closet wall and begin kissing him again but rougher this time.

I feel Kyle's arms rap around my neck as he presses and moves his lips just as hard against mine as I'm doing to his. I wrap my arms around his waist and bite his lip asking for entrance.

He lets out a slight gasp and I take that as my opportunity to slip my tongue into his mouth and begin exploring his mouth. He moans once I've pressed my tongue against his.

We have a short tongue battle for dominance but he quickly gives in letting out another moan as my tongue wraps around his own. I moan as well trying to press even closer to him.

Fuck I'm so turned on right now but judging by the fact that I can feel something poking me I'd say so is Kyle.

I pull out of the kiss panting for air as Kyle does the same.

"How many more minutes do you think we have?" I ask curiously.

"I dunno why?" Kyle asks furrowing his eyebrows in confusion.

"I would say no reason but I have two very good reasons." I say smirking and grinding into Kyle to which he breathily gasps out.

"Ah! S-Stan! I don't t-think that-"

"Oh don't worry I know what I'm doing" I breathe out into his ear causeing him to gasp again.

I connect our lips for a third time just to silent our moans cause normally I'd be attacking his neck while I do this but don't need the others hearing~

I grind into Kyle again and again the both of us groaning and moaning into our kiss.

Okay so the kiss hasn't really muffled anything. So to the neck I go! I break the kiss and continue to grind into Kyle as I begin attacking his neck instead.

"Ah! Staaan." Kyle moans out and he immediately slaps a hand over his mouth to muffle his pants and moans. I can feel him start to meet my hips half way most likely involuntarily bucking his hips.

I would be smirking at that if I wasn't groaning into his neck in response. I quicken my pace feeling that I'm close. I bite down onto Kyle's neck hearing a bit of a louder muffled moan come through his hand. I tighten my hold around his waist as he tightens his now one armed grip around my neck.

"Ngh ha S-Stan I'm-Im gonna-" Kyle tries to get out through his moans.

"Ha So am I" I grunt out. Picking up the pace a bit more as I continue grinding our lower regions together, becoming more sporadic as I get closer and closer.

I connect our lips once more as we both moan each other's names as we cum.

"I love you Kyle." I breathe out panting.

"I-I love you too Stan." Kyle says leaning into me. "I think we're going to have to change our pants and underwear...."

"Haha yeah that'd probably be a good idea. Also how isn't seven minutes up?" I question looking towards the door in confusion.

"I dunno but I know that had to be at least seven minutes." Kyle responds.

A few seconds after he says that there's a slight knock on the door. "Are you two done yet?" I hear Kenny ask.

I look at Kyle and we both smirk at each other. We move right up to the door and we both give out loud moans.

"Okay I'm like 75% sure those were fake but I'm too scared to open the door." Kenny says in response.

Both me and Kyle burst out laughing as we open the door. "Yeah that was fake." Kyle giggled out laughing at the red faced Kenny.

"Okay but were the ones from earlier because like I came to let you guys out at the seven minute mark and like I didn't want to walk in on anything soooo." Kenny says looking at the two of us blushing even more.

But no more than both Kyle and I. "Um how long we're we in there?" Kyle asks.

"Like ten minutes. We ended up reading some fan fiction that Wendy randomly sent me about you two." Kenny explains.

Kyle covers his face and mumbles out an "oh god" as I look away, coughing into my hand.

"So do you guys need to get changed or anything before we return to the game because there's no way that-"

"DHJWKSJXSHSB SHUT IT KENNY" Kyle shouts at him covering his mouth.

"I Fwoulb wick yowr hanb fwif I wawn't  afwaib ow wickimg Stam comb." Kenny says, voice muffled by Kyle's hand.

((Translation^: "I would lick your hand if I wasn't afraid of licking Stan cum))

I didn't really understand him but I guess Kyle did since he uses the hand that's covering Kenny's mouth to smack him.

"Shut up! We didn't do that!" Kyle shouts at him, shoving him.

"Whatever, just go get changed. Also ow." Kenny says waving us off and walking away.

"Well this is going to be turned into hell now. The teasing is going to be insane." I say as both Kyle and go upstairs to change.

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An: Hi. So life's been semi crappy to me in the sense that my Grandpa passed away, school is still school, and The trick or treating trip that I had planned with my friends got canceled for a number of reasons. Woopdiedoo!

You know this first Halloween that I haven gone trick or treating? Yeah....

As for my grandpa he's the second one to pass in my family this year. Well I mean My aunt's aunt passed away but I wasn't related to her by blood so that was more of an "aww that's unfortunate"

My grandpa though I've known was coming for a while now but it doesn't change the sad kinda empty feeling I felt when it happened. That I still feel if I think about it...

But enough depressing stuffs, I Hope you enjoyed this chapter and if you did, boop that vote Button with your nose and mayhaps cough up a comment.

And HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Or if your reading this on Nov 1st, Feliz Dia de los Muertos.

I shall be leaving now so laters. Au revoir Little biscuits!

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