#*#Tweek's POV#*#
After everyone's finished showering either here or at Stan's(Much to Mr. Marsh's annoyance), we all begin deciding where to go for real food.

"Is Pizza Hut real food?" Filmore asks.

"No. At least not in this case." Dovahkiin responds. We're gonna be taking the 5th graders as well since they too need real food.

"I could drive us to the Denny's in the town over." Michael offers.

"I thought you only had your permit?" Butters questions.

"Yeah but I've been driving since 5th grade. Not legally mind you but still."

"I thought Henrietta was the one that drove you guys places?" Stan says.

"Pretty much all of us but Firkle would drive but Michael was lazy and Henrietta was better at it than me. Plus Michael speeds a lot." Pete explains.

"Gah! Th-then should he r-really be driving us now? If he only has a permit then he isn't s-supposed to drive others unless someone 21 or u-up is with us." I point out.

"That's if we get caught. And besides, all I really need to do is wait a few more weeks and then take the driving test to get my license." Michael says.

"So everyone agree on Denny's then?" Kenny asks to which most of the others nod. I mean I kinda do wanna go to Denny's but I'm scared we'll be pulled over. AAAAH WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE SO STRESSFUL!?

"Tweek? Kyle? You guys want to go?" Michael asks us, Kyle looking relatively skeptical.

I don't really want to hurt Michael's feelings and I'm sure he's not a bad driver right? Besides how fast can he go in his relatively old Pick-up truck? "Y-yeah s-sure."

"Sweet! Kyle? Come on dude I know you wanna go to Denny's!" Michael says poking his arm. I think he's more excited about driving all of us than getting food.

Kyle glares at him clearly questioning his driving skills. "I dunno man, if we get pulled over that can get us in a shit load of trouble."

"Oh come on Kyle you know the cops here are crap! We won't get pulled over." Michael assures.

"Alright fine lets go to Denny's. Just, don't get us in trouble man." Kyle huffs.

"Yeah I'd rather not die today. As it is I'm already getting flash backs to 1st grade." Firkle shivers. D-die?

"Oh god. Okay never mind let's find somew-"

"Nope! Too late! Off to Denny's!" Michael cuts Pete off, grabbing him by the arm and leading us all out the door.

"W-what? What happened then? Wasn't tha-that when you guys st-started to stop b-being g-g-goth? Gah! Are we gonna die?!" I scream grabbing at my hair.

"Easy Tweekers. Calm down. We're not gonna die because Michael isn't gonna do anything stupid right?" Craig says, gently untangling my fingers from my hair and holding my hands in his. He's glaring at the back of Michael's head as we make our way to his house to get his car.

"Define stupid." He asks.

"You." Firkle replies.

"Rude." He huffs. "But yeah don't worry I'm not gonna like drive us off a cliff or into a tree or anything."

"That's real reassuring."  Stan scoffs, rolling his eyes. I'm so gonna die today aren't I?

"Shut up and get in the car. There's not really enough room obviously so some of you sit in the bed and just like don't get seen, and then some sit on the floor I guess? I don't know just get in."  Michael says getting into the driver's seat.

"Okay you are definitely not speeding when hardly any of us have seat belts." Pete says.

"So floor it?"

"NO!" Everyone yells.

"Well damn."

Dovahkiin, Stan, Clyde, Token, Craig, Cartman, Butters, and Filmore are in the bed of the pickup, Pete is in the front with Firkle sitting on the console seat. Me, Kyle, and Kenny are sitting on the actual back seats while Karen, Tricia, and Ike are on the floor.

"Michael you are already going way too fucking fast." Firkle comments.

"Y-yeah c-could you please s-Slow down." I plead.

"Oh come on I'm only going 10 miles over the speed limit"

"MICHAEL!" We all shout.

"Alright alright. Pussies."

After a few minutes we arrive at Denny's with Michael starting to speed again every five minutes only for us to yell at him and have him slow down again.

It was a vicious terrifying cycle, and I'm shocked that I am both alive and/or not hand cuffed in the back of a cop car.

Once everyone is out of the car Craig slaps Michael upside the head. "I said DONT be stupid."

"I wasn't!" Michael complains rubbing the back of his head.

"Yes you were." Everyone says in unison, walking past him and into the restaurant.

"Rude." He grumbles.

"Okay so because Micheal ignored our request to drive properly he's paying for all of us right?" Cartman asks.

"Oh hell no, especially not your fat ass."

"I'm not even that fat anymore!"

"So you admit that you used to be a total fat ass then? Not just 'Big boned'" Kyle asks, putting finger quotes around big boned.

"I am big boned but yes I'll admit I was severely overweight."

"W-what ever you say Cartman." I say rolling my eyes.

The waiter takes us to three tables that are all pushed together and the fifth graders off to the side at their own table.

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$~Stan's POV~$

"Don't you think that's a bit too much food Eric?" Butters asks.

"What do you mean?"

"Cartman you literally ordered two meals. And neither of them are small." Kyle elaborates.

He of course had ordered pancakes, hash browns, bacon, sausage, and eggs along with a Giant ass Burger and French fries.

"Well we haven't exactly had any real food which is why we are here so of course I'm hungry!"

"Dude you're literally eating twice as much as the literal wolf." Clyde points out. "Ow! What was that for?" He ask in response to Token jabbing him in the side with his elbow.

"We aren't in South Park right now, they don't know Dova." He reminds us all through gritted teeth.

"Oh. Right. Forgot about that." Clyde says turning to said wolf boy "sorry." Course Dov just waves him off.

"Honestly I didn't even think about that." I add. I then get hit by a tiny paper ball. Wow. Rude.

"Yeah there's a reason I've got my hood up." Dovahkiin shrugs.

"Dova the only reason you're even wearing a hoodie is because I reminded you that we weren't actually gonna be in South Park anymore." Kenny says flicking his cheek. Another spitless spit ball hits me.

Dovahkiin sticks his tongue out at him in response. "Meh"

"Meh" Kenny repeats his actions.

"You guys are so childish." Pete chuckles.

"Pete your boy friend is literally blowing little scrunched up paper balls at me." I inform him as another tiny ball hits me in the forehead.

We all slowly turn to Michael to see him frozen with his straw to his lips. He then proceeds to blow out another paper ball that hits me on my cheek.

He then slowly set the straw into his water, folding his hands and saying "I have no idea what you're talking about."

We all then burst out laughing at his childish antics. He may be the oldest in age but that doesn't mean he is mentally. We finish up our food, both Dova and Cartman insisting that we all order desserts. Cause you know that's exactly what we need, more sugary junk. Nonetheless all of us some how manage to devour our cakes, pies, and ice creams without exploding from food overload.

We all pitch in for the check and then waddle back to the car. Kyle and Craig swap places cause he wanted to make sure Tweek was all right. Firkle also went to sit in the bed with us because, "If we end up crashing into something or someone I'm less likely to be crushed."

Ike and Filmore also switch places for no reason other than one probably wanted to be with Firkle. I think Tricia is the one sitting between Pete and Michael now with Butters on the floor where Tricia had been. Not sure why he'd rather sit cramped up in there but whatever.

"Okay well now that Butters isn't back here." Dova says smirking and turning to Cartman.

"What?"

"Oh come on dude just spill it already! We already know!" I say rolling my eyes.

"I-I don't know what you're talking about." Cartman nervously replies.

"Really Cartman? Anytime your eyes were off of food they were on Butters." Kyle points out.

"I- ugh are you guys seriously going to make me say it? You said it yourselves, you already know!"

"Not true. I have no idea what you're talking about." Ike says.

"That's only because you're oblivious too." Firkle says flicking him on the forehead.

"So you admit that you like Butters then?"

"I...." He lets out a frustrated sigh. "Yeah okay fine! I like Butters, so what?"

"Oh my god I didn't think we'd actually get him to say it." Kyle laughs.

"YOU BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN RECORDING THAT YOU STUPID JEW!"

"I wasn't chill."

"Okay so this is probably stupid and I already hate myself for not being aware of this sooner than yesterday, but how long have you liked him?" Token asks.

"That's honestly hard to say. I think maybe 6th grade? Maybe sooner but I didn't even realize it myself until 8th. I know I liked him before that but I didn't realize that I did, does that make sense?" Cartman tries to explain.

"Surprisingly yes." I respond.

"Stan the only reason that makes sense to you is because that's how you felt about Kyle but like longer." Dova responds.

"And you could never figure out why you and Wendy were always breaking up." Cartman rolls his eyes at me.

"Hey at least I've confessed now!" I cross my arms.

"With my help." Cartman points out. He's never gonna let me live that down is he?

"OI I tried to help you Eric but you didn't take your opportunity!" Token reminds him. "But yeah you don't have any room to talk what so ever Stan."

I am about to defend myself but Ike cuts me off "Stan you've been crushing over my brother's ass since I was in kindergarten. Just cause you didn't realize it doesn't mean you weren't."

"HAHAHAHSHAHA." Both Dovahkiin and Cartman proceed to burst out laughing while Clyde and Token snicker in response.

"I-IKE!" Kyle shouts at him, blushing immensely.

Meanwhile I'm trying to figure out a comeback all while looking like a crimson faced fish out of water.

"Y-y-yeah!? Well what about you huh? You're in the same boat as Cartman is!" I stutter back, pointing accusingly at Ike.

"What!? N-n-no I'm not!" He shouts back going red himself.

"Oh don't give me that shit Ike you're practically in the exact same position as I was!" Kyle replies.

The car them stops and we realize we're back at Kyle's house. Before anyone can say anything else, Firkle hops over the side of the truck bed and bolts into the back yard.

"Wha-Hey! Firkle! Come back!" Ike calls out following after his crush.

"Kyle the hell did your brother do to my son?" Pete asks.

"Nothing. But I think Firkle might've misinterpreted something." Kyle responds.

"What do you mean?" Michael asks as we all get out.

"We we're talking about crushes essentially and now-"

"And now the idiot probably thinks Ike has a crush on some chick at school or something greaaat." Tricia finishes Kyle's sentence, groaning.

"Oh for the love of- Why can't they just date already!?" Filmore complains.

"Well let's just get inside and let them have their discussion wherever they're having their discussion. If Ike needs our help We'll help." Karen suggests. We all give a nod and go inside.

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END OF CHAPTER 16
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An: BOOM ANOTHER ONE! Okay but like there probably won't be one next week since I'm going to Hawaii so like yeah.

But I'm actually finding writing this relatively easy and I've been thrown back into the South Park fandom yet again. It's kinda one of those fandoms that I come and go from ya know?

Speaking of which Craig's Sister isn't named Ruby anymore? Or like that's just a nickname now or it always was a nickname or something? Idfk but I'm just gonna keep calling her Ruby because I'm lazy and don't want to have to go back and hunt down every time she was mentioned. Not because it was a lot, but because it such a small amount and so many chapters and words in both of the books so nah.

Anywho I actually got a comment last chapter which was really appreciated and I thank you again good sir/madam! Now if the rest of you could also boop that vote button with your nose and mayhaps cough up a -kink? Kink? Auto correct you got the rest of it right but now you fuck it up? Like I realize the last chapter was all about kinks but come on! You knew what I was typing but now you've failed me!

Okay Whatever I'll see you guys in maybe two weeks? Maybe more? Idk but I'll see you eventually. Au revoir little biscuits!

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