]Dovahkiin's POV[
After successfully defending my title as the Smash Bros Tyrant, we decided to play Mario Kart instead, switching off controllers every round. And of course Tweek, Kenny, and Kyle fought for the title of Mario Kart King seeing as they're all equally matched. After letting them (and Pete who is also pretty good) compete without any swapping for an entire Grand Prix, Tweek came out victorious.

"I now relinquish my crown to you once again good sir!" Kenny says placing the invisible crown on Tweek's head.

"I shall wear it w-with pride until it is o-once again pried from my hands." Tweek responds. The two share a laugh and I can't help but smile. Evidently neither could Craig.

"HA! You two are so fucking whipped!" Clyde laughs at us.

"How the fuck does them smiling at they're Boyfriends make them whipped? I mean they totally are but-" Token question.

"Craig hardly ever smiles and-"

"Oh my god I thought you guys were going to stop!" Craig groans.

They both open their mouths to retaliate but I cut them off "No no don't say shit. You were about to break out into another pointless shitty argument over whether or not me and Craig are whipped, which we aren't." At that last statement everyone else bursts out laughing, including Tweek and Kenny.

"Hey what the fuck guys? We are not fucking whipped!" Craig declares crossing his arms.

"You guys are totally fucking whipped! You especially!" Cartman replies.

"How the fuck are we whipped?" I ask.

"Oh come on D-Dova! You and Kenny are practically attached a-at the hip! As are m-me and Craig!" Tweek answers.

"We are not!" Both Craig and I retaliate.

"Okay whenever you aren't with them you're with each other talking about your boyfriends." Stan replies.

"Okay you can't say shit 'Mr I've been Pinning for my best friend since fourth grade'" I retaliate.

"Yeah the only reason you know we talk about our boyfriends when we hang out is because half the time you're with us asking us how to get Kyle's ass!" Craig adds. Stan just gapes at us like a bright red fish.

"Wait seriously?" Kyle asks looking at him and turning slightly pink.

"HAHAHAHA STAN IS WHIPPED TOO!" Cartman laughs.

"Oh you're one to talk! You're the new sir Pinsalot you know!" I say rolling my eyes.

"I-I have no idea what you mean." He says crossing his arms and looking away and towards the ceiling.

"Oh suuuure you don't. Seriously Eric you're just about as lovestruck as me and Stan were. Well are but my point is we've actually made our moves." Michael says with a smirk.

"That's a fucking lie! I made Stan's move for him!" Cartman replies.

"And I made yours for you and yet you failed to take the measly two steps needed to fully reach your goal." Token responds.

"And I-I tried to help you Token y-yet here we are, you and Clyde fighting. Which I must r-remind you is what s-started this entire thing." Tweek points out.

"Wha- I- There's no move for me to make! I don't know what you're talking about! Cartman is the one in denial!" Token replies.

"Oh please you're both in fucking denial and the two you're in Denial about are hopeless idiots. And are the only ones besides yourselves that actually believe your lies." Pete speaks up, loosely gesturing towards Clyde and Butters.

"Huh?" Said two hopeless idiots tilt their heads in confusion.

They are so hopeless. "Do we seriously have to blatantly say it?" Craig asks raising an eyebrow.

"DONT YOU FUCKING DARE TUCKER!" Token yells at him.

"Oooh well now I'm curious. Craig has Token actually admitted it to you?" I ask a bit surprised.

"He may have. And he also may have made a few threats." Craig replies shrugging his shoulders.

"I'm insulted." I say putting a hand to my chest in mock offense.

"To be fair the things he threatened me with you and Stan already know about but I don't really want the rest of our friend group or the entire school to know." He responds.

"That could be so many things." Stan laughs.

"I literally can't say a hint without  making it blatantly obvious. Hence why we've yet to make a code word for it."

"Ooooh that." Me and Stan say laughing.

"Yeeeep." Craig says looking down and away from Tweek, a slight blush dusting his cheeks.

"W-what? What are y-you talking about?" Tweek asks. "D-do I know about it?"

"Nope and you never will. Probably. Maybe." He responds awkwardly shuffling around and bitting his lip.

"Why not!?" Tweek asks crossing his arms.

"Let's put it this way Tweek, you don't want to know." Token says patting him on the shoulder.

"W-why not?"

"Craig has a weird ass kink doesn't he?" Clyde guesses.

"No." Craig answers way too quickly.

"Yep he's got a kink." Kenny laughs.

"But what kind of kink is the question?" Kyle asks.

||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

<-<- Kyle's POV->->

"I don't have a fucking kink dammit!" Craig shouts, turning even redder.

"Suuuuure you don't." Pete says rolling his eyes. "And I'm not a hell hound hybrid."

"Okay but just how bad is it? And why the fuck do you three know when his own boyfriend doesn't?" I ask. It's gotta be pretty bad if he doesn't want to tell Tweek about it.

"I don't know about those two but I found out in a trade of information. I had let it slip that I had a crush on someone and he wouldn't stop pestering me, so we made a deal. I told him who and he told me his kink." Token responds, looking at Craig with a slightly disturbed look.

"Don't look at me like that." Craig complains.

"For me and Stan he just accidentally let it slip that he had a kink and we wouldn't stop bothering him until he told us." Dova replies.

"B-but you usually don't c-cave in to that sort of th-thing." Tweek points out looking at his boyfriend in confusion.

"It went on for like a week." Stan adds.

"Ah." Tweek nodding. "That m-makes more sense.

"Definitely in the top ten worst weeks ever." Craig comments.

"Okay but again, how bad is it?" I ask again.

"Not. A. Single.Word." Craig emphasizes each word, accusing glares and finger pointed at the three with the knowledge.

"Yes sir!" They squeak out together.

"Okay I can get why Stan and Token are somewhat afraid but Dovahkiin what the fuck could Craig possibly do to you? You're a giant ass fucking wolf boy." Michael questions.

"It's not what he can do but what he can say. And I really don't want to be outed on some of the things he knows." Dov replies.

"Is anyone gonna at least somewhat answer my fucking question? Like does he have a fucking piss kink or some shit?" I ask, but annoyed that I'm not getting any answers.

"Ew no. That's just gross." Craig responds, face crinkling up in disgust.(( Because scrunching up is too basic))

Stan is about to say something but Craig cuts him off "Not a word Marsh!"

"Wait Stan were you about to defend the piss kink?" Cartman asks. Please for the love of all that is holy say no.

"Oh fuck no that's nasty." He responds, face having a similar-although more dramatic-reaction as Craig's.

"Okay w-well I'm pretty sure p-piss kink is the worst of the worst right next to the vomiting one so..." Tweek says turning to Craig with a raised eyebrow.

"No I don't have a vomit fetish, that's also nasty."

"Do you have a foot fetish then?" Kenny asks.

"No.

"L-leg fetish? Is that a thing?" Tweek asks.

"I mean I like your legs but not like excessively. Is there a leg fetish? I feel like that'd be a more normalish one." Craig shrugs.

"Everything's a fetish so probably." Clyde shrugs as well.

"Okay uuuh are you a Furry?" Michael asks.

"No but clearly you and Kenny are. And Dova and Pete." Craig responds.

"Sorry what?" Kenny questions.

"Oh yeah huh, you kinda are a furry. Kind of." I laugh. "Though I'm not sure Dova and Pete can be classed as furries since they are actually like half animals and don't purposefully dress in fur suits."

"How? How are we furries? We don't do that either!" Michael asks.

"You guys aren't those furries but you're the ones that like to fuck the furries in fur suits." Cartman explains.

"Um no. I don't think that's how that works. And besides there's no way in hell I'm letting Dovahkiin fuck my ass while in wolf form. As for Michael and Pete, I'm pretty sure Michael would crush Pete and get severely burned." Kenny defends himself.

"Whatever you say. Furry fucker." Stan comments.

"Stan I will out you without any hesitation." Dovahkiin threatens.

"Don't you fucking dare!" Stan yells at him.

"Wait Stan's got a kink too?" Kenny asks amused.

"No comment." Is his reply.

"Okay s-so now we have to f-figur our S-Stan's too." Tweek says glancing between our two boyfriends.

"Okay ummm, feeding Fetish?" Clyde asks.

"That's a thing? What does that even entail?" Butters asks.

"Yeah, it's basically just one person getting turned on by feeding the other a shit ton of food. Usually cookies or something like that I think." Clyde replies.

"I'm pretty sure Tweek would've gained quite a bit of weight over the years if I had that Kink." Craig points out.

"But he doesn't know what you're kink is so..." Kenny reasons.

"I think that ones a bit easier to hide than some other ones. He could've easily just like constantly gave him sweets disguised as gifts and watch him eat them without getting caught." Pete points out.

"How would you know that?" Michael asks.

"Fan fic."  He simply replies.

"Oh I remember that one. That one was kinda weird." Ken laughs.

"Stan you didn't answer." Butters points out.

"Hmm? Oh the food thing? Yeah no, a skinny Kyle is a cute Kyle." I punch him in the shoulder for that remark. I'm definitely not blushing. "Ow. I'm just saying the truth!"

"Okay moving on!" I say.

"Ah right ummmm Dirty talking?" Michael shrugs.

"Oh Wait that's a kink? I kinda always assumed that was just natural. Guess I have s kink then." Dova says with a shrug.

"Okay so I might have two kinks? Cause Like Dova said I thought that was like just a given." Stan adds.

"I mean it kinda is but it isn't? Like I think if you're constantly calling them a slut and shit then that's a kink. If you're just saying they look hot then-well no, I guess that's still kinda kinkyish? I don't fucking know" Michael says bright red.

"What about you Craig do you dirty talk?" I ask.

He shakes his head. "Naw, not really."

"Really? Huh That's kinda surprising. Especially con- nothing." Craig Silences Dova with a glare.

"Craig k-kinda does the op-p-posite of d-d-dirty talk." Tweek stutters out, going really red.

"Tweek!" Craig shouts, voice cracking and going red faced again.

"Oh so like the supportive praising talking thing?" I raises a brow, smirking.

"Y-yeah..."

"You didn't have to tell them that!" He complains falling to his back and putting a pillow over his face.

"S-s-sorry..."

"Okay I know there's like a few really obvious kinks and fetishes that we are missing but I can't think of them for the life of me." Kenny grumbles.

"What in the actual fuck are you guys talking about?" Tricia asks looking at us in disgust along side Karen.

"Don't worry about it. How the hell have you guys stayed upstairs for like the majority of this week anyways?"  Token question.

"We've been sending sneak master Firkle to get anything that's down here but he refused to this time." Karen explains.

"That makes sense. That boy is a fucking spy." Michael says as the girls nod and make their way to the kitchen.

"Oooh that's what happened to the missing chip bags and brownie container." I say.

"That reminds me, we should probably eat some actual food soon. And like do some legit personal hygiene rather than just changing clothes and running a brush through our hair." Stan says.

Clyde groans in reply "but that takes effort! I don't like doing things."

"Ew" Dova says.

"What?" Clyde asks raising a brow.

"Your attitude."

We all burst out laughing and Karen nearly choked on a donut hole as her and Ruby are going back up stairs. This only results in more laughter.

||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
END OF CHAPTER 15
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

An: Does anyone want to make a guess as to how long these consistent updates will last?

I'm guessing it either ends here or with the next update because ch17 isn't complete yet. Actually wait... ha nevermind I haven't even started it yet. I don't even have who's POV it's gonna start out on. 16 is done though so there's that!

I mean I only have 3 more days of school and all of those are finals so I might get bored and run out of things to do but at the same time I'm gonna go to Hawaii on the 15th. Not the island with the volcano being an ass but yeah.

Anyways I hope you enjoyed and if you did boop that vote button with your nose and mayhaps cough up a comment.

I shall see you all in some amount of time. Au revoir little biscuits!

🌋 Cookie out🌋