Ch 12 Movies and G-Gnomes
|•|Kenny's POV|•|
"N-Never again." Tweek stutterers out.
"Agreed." Dovahkiin responds, clinging to me harder. He's been clinging to me since the first alien was shown. And if I'm being honest it was a bit annoying in the sense that it should be the other way around but whatever. It's still cute.
"Oh come on dude it's not that scary of a movie! I realize you got abducted but you kicked those Alien's asses so what's the big deal?" Cartman questions.
"It was scarring okay? Plus all the shit that happened after was because I defeated the aliens..." he responds kinda mumbling the last part into my back.
"Oh.... right..." Cartman says nodding in understanding.
"Oh yeah that was a thing... I honestly forgot about that...." Butters says throwing a pitying look Dova's way to which he returns with a sad smile.
"I wish I could forget about it." He sighs. "Any ways why don't we watch Deadpool now?"
"Alright yeah." Kyle nods getting up, rolling with Dovahkiin's change of subject.
Speaking of changes of subjects, Eric is kinda sorta cuddling Butters and has been through out Alien. I don't even think Butters has even fully realized that he is. If he has he just doesn't want to address it and is living in the moment.
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"WAIT!" Kyle suddenly yells pausing Spider-Man.
"What?" I ask.
"Flash just asked Peter if Spider man is in Canada with his fake girlfriend." Kyle states.
"Right? And? What the fuck does that have to do with anything?" Craig questions.
"Wade motherfucking Wilson aka Deadpool is from Canada." Kyle responds.
"Oh my gawd spideypool confirmed." Cartman replies.
"EEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!" Me and Dovy yell throwing our hands up.
"Woo! Spideypool!" Tweek cheers as well.
"All of you are idiots." Clyde says laughing.
"S-Shut up Clyde! I know you read spideypool fan fictions on Wattpad! Don't even try to l-lie!" Tweek accuses.
Clyde sputters Out "Wha-I-no! Pssshhhfwa I would- why would- SHUT UP!"
"And how exactly do you know he reads those Tweekers?" Craig asks.
"I uhhhhhhh Gah! I um I"
"It's because Tweek is the fan fiction King and knows how to find good Fanfics." Butters replies.
"GAH! B-BUTTERS!" Tweek yells at him.
"You read gay fan fiction?" Cartman questions Butters, looking at him with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh my well I uh well you see um...nyes?" Butters stutters out.
"Smooth." Kyle says.
"Oh shut up Kyle you read them too!" Butters replies.
"What!? No I don- Yeah I do." Kyle responds playing innocent then smirking at the end.
"Kenny?" Dova Looks down at me.
"Yes. Yes I do. It's given me lots of ideas." I reply smirking at Dovahkiin.
"What do you guys just like gather around and read fan fictions together or some shit like a fucked up book club?" Michael asks.
"Uh yeah pretty much." Pete nods.
"Yeah that's like spot on." Kyle nods as well.
"We invite the girls sometimes too if they wanna join." Butters adds.
"I'm still pushing for us to call it the gays and gals book club." I say.
"W-We are not calling i-it that!" Tweek stutters.
"Why not?!" I complain.
"Okay now I have a lot of questions." Token says eyeing all of us.
"And I am slightly uncomfortable." Cartman adds.
"Then maybe you should move Butters off your lap since he's been sitting there for like four and a half hours now if not more." Michael suggests.
"Uuuuuhhhhhh." They both reply lighting up red.
"Hey guys maybe we should play some red light green light. We've got our red lights right here." Stan says pointing at the two.
"Dammit Michael you ruined it! I wanted to see how long it would take for them to realize it on their own!" I say laughing.
"S-Screw you guys." Cartman stutters out. He's still holding Butters.
"You're going home? Cool take Butters with you. Use a condom." Stan says smirking.
"Oh hamburgers." Butters says leaning back into Eric and covering his face with his hands. "C-can we just continue the movie please?"
"Yeah okay fine." Kyle says, unpausing the movie.
"I like how even after this Butters is still in Eric's lap." Dovahkiin whispers in my right ear, probably so Pete would be able to pick up on it too.
The three of us glance at the two still red faced idiot and snicker, Pete whispering in Michael's ear leading to him snickering as well.
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#*#Tweek's POV#*#
I let out a yawn as the credits roll and cuddle into Craig more. He glances down at me and gives me a slight smile which I return.
He looks around at the other guys a bit before saying, "I think it's about time we clock out considering Clyde and Butters are passed the fuck out, Tweek and Pete are clearly struggling to stay awake, and I don't know about you guys but I'm exhausted."
I look over at the others to see what Craig is talking about and take note that everyone is cuddling with someone. I think there's going to be more couples leaving here than entered.
"I agree." Dovahkiin yawns. "I'm pretty fucking tiered.
Everyone nods and makes noises of agreement, minus those already asleep. Kyle grabs the remote and turns off the Tv before leaning back into Stan.
"Good night fuckers." Cartman says laying down and shifting Butters a bit.
"Night ass wipes" Kenny responds pushing Dovahkiin down and cuddling up into him.
"Saying good night is for conformists god." Michael scoffs in his old goth voice to which we all let out small laughs.
"Sweet Nightmares." Craig says laying us both down.
"I'm just going to be normal and say goodnight." Token says, probably rolling his eyes and laying down with Clyde. They need to get together.
I cuddled up into Craig's chest and fall asleep.
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I wake up to the familiar feeling of Craig's arms wrapped around me, and the terrifying sound of tiny voices singing.
I shoot my eyes open and immediately feel myself shaking. "Oh hey Dovahkiin what are you doing here?" One of them asks, I furrow my eyebrows. Come to think of it he has mentioned them before and does have shrinking dust.
"Sleepover. I don't suppose You guys could like just go to the next house over and take the underwear from there. Cause like we've all only really brought enough clothes for the week and maybe one or two extras." I hear Dovahkiin request.
And damn, Kenny wasn't kidding when he said he's got sexy morning voice. Not sexier than Craig's but still.
"Oh uh well I guess so. Might make things a bit more difficult. You're lucky we owe you already!" They respond.
"Mmm hmm." Dovahkiin nods.
I slowly sit up slightly as to not wake up Craig and just kinda watch as the gnomes leave. I then turn to stare at Dovahkiin wide-eyed.
"Uhhhhh I can explain? Ah who am I kidding no I can't." He states when he meets my gaze.
"Y-y-you kn-know about t-t-them?" I stutter out.
"Um Yeah. Have since like my third night in South Park." He says.
"I-I th-thought I-I was th-the only one who kn-new about them." I respond. "I-I tried t-to tell t-the o-others o-once and th-they just thought I w-was crazy."
"Dude how the fuck do you think I got the shrinking powder?" He asks raising an eyebrow. I just shrug in response.
"So w-wait did they j-just give it to you o-or?" I ask.
He's about to respond before he suddenly shivers and gags. "B-basically they shrunk me and uh I had to beat the warlock so that I could unshrink myself and-" he cuts himself off with a shiver and a gag noise.
"Y-you alright there?" I ask him tilting my head.
"Let's just say that Cartman' back story for me when we all played super heroes wasn't too inaccurate." He says looking off in the distance like he's having a terrifying flashback.
It takes me a moment to get what he means before I'm cringing "ewwwwwwww"
"Yeah I've been forever scarred since." He says still looking off into the distance.
I nod and unintentionally let out a yawn. "W-well I'm going back to sleep. N-night Dova."
"Night Tweek."
I lay back down and Craig instantly wraps his arms around me and I cuddle into him. I hear him mumble something along the lines of "Don't touch my Tweekers" and I let out a quiet giggle before allowing sleep to consume me once more.
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END OF CHAPTER 12
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