]Dovahkiin's POV[

Randy leaves and I continue my lick attack on all my friends. I don't know why just kinda got the sudden urge to act like a massive wolf-dog. I hop off of Kenny and I'm about to start preying on Tweek when I suddenly feel a small, hot mass hop on my back and start tugging at my ear.

I attempted to turn my head, catching a glimpse of a black tail with a red-orange tip. Pete. I then begin to try and get him off my back by wiggling and by trying to drag him off but to no avail. All the guys are fucking dying and yelling "karma Bitch!"

Since I can't shake him off I just decide to flop down on my back and immediately roll off as to not completely crush him. He lets out a slight yelp and glares at me. He then attempts to pounce on me again and I roll away, belly up.

Even though he probably knows what I'm planning he pounces on my chest and I immediately grab him by his neck and roll over.

"Dovahkiin you are going to kill my boyfriend stap." Michael says as his watches me and Pete play fight.

"Naw dude it's fine they do this all the time." Craig says.

"Wait!" Kyle yells and suddenly runs off into the kitchen. I grab Pete by the scruff of his neck and follow him. "No no go back go back." Kyle says shooing me off. I back up wagging my tail as he continues to shoo me back, one hand behind his back.

"Alright drop Pete and both of you sit." Kyle orders. I tilt my head deciding to be difficult. "Dova sit." Kyle says again.

"EDGAR!" Craig shouts at me and I turn to look at him. "Deutschland!" I then immediately drop Pete and sit down glancing between him and Kyle.

"Why does that always work?" Cartman questions. I just wag my tail slightly in response. Of course Pete is now attacking it.

Kenny clears his throats and yells "PATRICIA!" Pete then stops and sits next to me.

"Why are we having them sit?" Butters asks.

"This is why." He says and he sets a Cucumber in front of us. CucumberCucumberCucumberCucumberCucumber.

$~Stan's POV~$

"Oh my god Pete does it too." I say laughing at the two Canines that have just become mesmerized by the Cucumber.

"See but Pete doesn't just stare at it like Dova does he also-" Craig gets cut off when Pete just baps the cucumber, launching it slightly towards the both of them, making them both jump away from it. "Does that." Craig points at them as they slowly lurk back towards it.

"Okay but what happens if you pick it up?" Michael asks as he picks up the cucumber. Both Dovahkiin and Pete follow the cucumber with their heads.

"Oh uh yeah Pete will-" Kenny gets cut off by Pete pouncing and clinging to Michael's arm.

"Oh god!" Michael then struggles to catch and hold Pete who is wiggling around in order to bite the Cucumber. "Oh my god Petey!" Michael says laughing as Pete just looks up at him with the cucumber hanging out of his mouth.

Dovahkiin then barks making all of us jump. Then Pete jumps out of Michael's arms and Dovahkiin chases after him.

"Okay and now we're back to this I guess." I say laughing.

"Nah Dova just wants the cucumber." Kenny says.

"So why don't you give it to him?" Kyle asks wiggling his eyebrows.

"Oh hardy har har didn't we already have this discussion?" Kenny fake laughs.

"Okay besides watching Dov and Pete fight over a cucumber, what else should we do?" Cartman asks as Dovahkiin and Pete go running by again, Pete still having the cucumber.

"W-why are they s-so obsessed with it any ways?" Tweek asks.

"We have no idea." Craig laughs.

The two run up stairs and you can hear various thumping and Ike scream "LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A CUCUMBER!" They then come ripping back down the stairs, Pete jumping off the last like four and rolling a bit with Dovahkiin close behind taking them two, sometimes three at a time.

"I mean first we've gotta get them to calm down and the only way we can do that is to get the cucumber away from them and like hide it where there is absolutely no way they can get it." Butters says as Pete continues to run and dodge Dova.

"Yeah we don't want to make the mistake of putting it somewhere where we think they won't be able to get it. Not after last time." Kenny laughs.

"What happened last time?" Token asks.

"Either he's referring to the time where we put it on top of the fridge and Dovahkiin ended up tipping the fucking fridge over or a time I'm unaware of." I respond.

"Mm I was actually thinking of that and how Pete fucking parkoured his way on top of the cabinets, breaking a vase, knocking over a chair, and giving himself a few bruises in the process." Kenny responds.

"Can't you just yell at them again?" Michael asks.

"That'll get them to slow down for like five seconds maybe stop for two, but then they'd just continue their rampage." Craig answered.

"I honestly forgot that this happens when you have the two of them plus a cucumber because it's like ten times more difficult to get both of them to calm down." Kyle sighs.

"Yeeeeah I can usually calm Dova down but as long as Pete is like this, he'll just get riled up again."Kenny sighs.

"Hmmmm I might be able to calm Pete down??? Maybe?" Michael says shrugging.

"Alright it's worth a shot." I say shrugging.

"Get ready to grab 'em." Craig says, both Kenny and Michael nod. Just as they're about to run by again Craig yells "EDGAR! PATRICIA!"

The two slow down and their respective Boyfriends grab hold of them. Kenny begins baby talking to Dovahkiin and petting him like crazy. Michael begins cuddling Pete like he's a five year old whose been reunited with his lost teddy bear.

Dovahkiin almost immediately drops on his side and into Kenny's lap, tail going mad and leg kicking away. Meanwhile Pete eventually drops the cucumber and begins rubbing up against Michael as well.

Kyle grabs the cucumber and goes out side and I watch through the window as he goes down the street probably to throw it in a bush somewhere or something.

"Okay so now what do we do?" Clyde asks.

"Mmmm watch a movie?" I suggest with a shrug.

"Alright and now for the massive what movie do we want to watch argument yaaaay! I say Spider-Man Homecoming." Kenny says.

Dova whose now rolled onto his stomach off Ken's lap barks in approval.

"I was thinking of a scary movie like Saw or something." Cartman suggests. Both Butters and Tweek flinch at the mention of Saw.

"I'm down for some horror." Michael agrees. "But Spider-Man also sounds good."

Pete and Dovahkiin bark in approval again.

"Why don't we just have a movie marathon? So like a horror movie, Spider-Man, and then like Deadpool or something?" Token suggests. We all nod in agreement.

"Alright and now problem two. What horror movie?" Craig asks.

"Cloudy with a chance of meatballs because carbs are spooky?" Butters asks hopefully, trying to get out of watching a scary movie.

"I like t-that idea." Tweek adds.

"Yeah no." Clyde responds. "Nice try though."

"How about alien?" I suggest. I notice Dovahkiin shiver and growl a bit. Oh yeah he got abducted the first day he moved to South Park. Pretty sure Cartman has before too but I think he just blacked that out of his memory.

"Sounds good to me.." Kyle says. The others follow with yeahs and nods. Minus Butters, Tweek and Dovahkiin.

Tweek and Butters give a whimper in response while Dova huffs and shakes his head like a dog.

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END OF CHAPTER 11
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AN: So Uh as you can see updates have become very slow and random and there is zero reason for that but uh yeah. It started with me wanting to make sure there were enough pre written chapters before I publish another but uh I am and always have and will be at writing chapters consistently.

I just get random burst and well uh that doesn't equal consistent updates and different quality chapters for when that inspiration run out.

Nonetheless I hope you enjoyed this weird as filler chapter in a book that is just filler really. If you for some reason did then boop that vote button with your nose and mayhaps cough up a comment.

I shall see you all in who knows when. Au revoir little biscuits~

🤶🏻 Cookie out 🤶🏻