As she walked through the woods,Blueberry came across a place with many paths and many signs nailed to trees "now...where was i?.. i wonder which way i ought to go....." Blueberry said to herself as she looked around for The Tweek Rabbit "Loose something?...." said a somewhat muffled voice.This startled Blueberry "well i suppose if you put it in a way..." Blueberry replied

Blueberry saw someone materialize of of thin air,starting the the legs and to the head.It was a boy with a purple parka(with the fluffy hood part was pink) and pants with pink horizontal stripes on the entire outfit except the shoes which were just purple and had the resemblance of cat's paws,speaking of he purple cat ears and tail (with pink stripes) to boot

"Why....Kenny..." Blueberry said "Cheshire Kenny" The boy corrected."Well....i was just wondering which way i ought to go..." Blueberry said "well......that depends on where you want to get to..." The Cheshire Kenny replied "oh..well it really doesn't matter as long as i-" Blueberry replied back "then it really doesn't matter which way you go" Kenny interrupted and then disappeared into thin air

Blueberry saw cat footprints being made in the path meaning The Cheshire Kenny was till there but just invisible,He perched upon another tree "oh by the way if you would really like to know he went that way" Kenny explained pointing to the right "who did?" Blueberry asked "The Tweek Rabbit" Kenny answered "he did?!" replied Blueberry happily "he did what?" The Cheshire Kenny asked,pretty much fucking around with Blueberry at this point "went that way" Blueberry answered pointing to the right "who did?" Kenny asked "The Tweek Rabbit" replied Blueberry who was starting to loose her temper a bit "what rabbit?" Kenny asked

"But didn't you just say i mean-oh dear!" Blueberry replied sternly "can you stand on your head?" asked Kenny,completely going off track.This made Blueberry pout and almost walk away "however if i were looking for a Tweek Rabbit,i'd ask the Mad Tesser" The Cheshire Kenny suggested "Mad Tesser?" Blueberry asked in a mix between happiness and surprise.

Blueberry looked at a sign that said "Mad Tesser" and shook her head no rapidly "or....there's the Jew Hare in that direction" Kenny suggested pointing to his right "oh uh thank you i think i should visit him-" Blueberry replied and was just about to walk off "of course...he's mad too" The Cheshire Kenny added "but i don't want to go among mad people!" Blueberry complained "oh you can't help that,we're all mad here...." Kenny replied and disappeared "Goodness....if the people here are like that i must try not to upset them" Blueberry said to herself as she walked to the Jew Hare's house.

She got to a wooden gate and saw a long table with many chairs in rows across said table as well as many teapots and teacups as well as other things.She saw two people sitting at the very right end of the table.One was a girl with a aqua green top hat,light green coat,white bow tie,mint green skirt,white buttoned shirt,and aqua green boots.The other was a boy with ginger hair that was hidden by his green hat with flaps(said flaps were his bunny ears,pointing downward),He had similar clothing to Tessa except that his buttoned shirt was orange,his coat was more dark green,his bow tie was the same color as his hat,his long pants were a dark shade of green and his shoes were black.Blueberry also saw two little kids with mouse ears one was a canadian boy and his outfit was mostly light blue,the other was a girl and her outfit was almost the same as Tessa's except with a white necktie

Blueberry sat down from the very left end of the table.Tessa and Kyle noticed her after they finished singing and got right out of their seats "no room! no room! no room!" they chanted "but i thought there was plenty of room!" Blueberry replied to their chanting "ah,but it's very rude to sit down without being invited" The Jew Hare explained to Blueberry "I'll say it's very rude indeed!" The Mad Tesser added "very very very rude indeed...." The Ikemouse and the Briannamouse said in unison rather sleepily "well im very sorry but i did enjoy your singing" Blueberry replied "you enjoy our singing?" The Jew Hare asked in delight "oh what a joy this is! we hardly ever get compliments" Tessa said in happiness "you must have a cup of tea!" She added "ah yes,indeed the tea! you must have a cup of tea!" Kyle added to Tessa's words

"That would be very nice,im sorry i interrupted your birthday party" Blueberry said as The Jew Hare was about to hand Blueberry a cup of tea before quickly swiping it away "birthday? my dear lady this is not a birthday party!" Kyle explained to Blueberry in a scolding manner "of course it isn't darling! this my dear is a Unbirthday party!" Tessa added "unbirthday? well im sorry but i don't quite understand..." Blueberry replied "well,statistics prove that every year you have one birthday,one birthday every year" Tessa explained "but there are 364 unbirthdays!" Tessa added "why then today is my unbirthday too!" Blueberry said in excitement "it is?!" The Jew hare asked "what a small world it is.." Tessa commented

The two sang their unbirthday song with the Ikemouse and the Briannamouse ending the song in their poem "Twinkle Twinkle Little Cat". "Oh that was lovely" Blueberry commented while clapping "anyways you were saying that you would like to seek some information of some kind?" asked The Mad Tesser,sipping on her tea "oh yes! start at the beginning" Kyle said "then when you reach the end,stop" Tessa added "well i was sitting near a pond with with Wendy-" Blueberry explained.

Then suddenly the Tweek Rabbit opened the gate and ran towards the table "no no no! no time! no time! ak! Im late! Im late im late!" Tweek said before being pulled by the rabbit ears by The Mad Tesser who then took Tweek's pocket watch "why no wonder your late! why this clock is exactly two days slow!" Tessa said "two days slow?" Tweek asked.Tessa slams the clock on the table which broke the clock face thus showing the wheels "aha! i see the problem why this watch is full of wheels!" She explained as she used a fork to take out the wheels and gears,with The Tweek Rabbit panicking.The Mad Tesser and The Jew Hare attempt to "fix" it but their attempts made the watch go haywire "there's only one way to stop a mad watch!" shouted Kyle,then he smashed the watch with a hammer thus destroying it. "My poor watch....and it was a unbirthday present too..." Tweek said in tears "it was!?" The Mad Tesser exclaimed and Tessa and Kyle sung their unbirthday song and flung The Tweek Rabbit over other fence leading to the Tulgey wood.Blueberry got out of her seat and ran into the Tulgey Wood

In the Tulgey Wood Blueberry could have sworn that she was going in circles as she saw the same things over and over.She sat on a rock and moped "well...i suppose when ones lost i suppose it's good advice...to stay where you are..but...who would ever think to look for me here?" Blueberry said to herself somewhat teary eyed "good advice.....i give myself very good advice...but i very seldom follow it...well ever learn to do the things i should?....." Blueberry continued on the verge of crying.Tears went down her face as she sniffed.

Then she heard a familiar voice,a grin appeared and then a body..."Cheshire Kenny! it's you!" Blueberry said somewhat in delight "who did you expect? The Tweek Rabbit? by chance?" Kenny asked somewhat mockingly "oh no....im through with rabbits i wanna go home!" Blueberry answered still fighting back tears "but i can't find my way..." Blueberry continued on what she was saying "naturally...that's because you have no way,always here you see are the kings way" The Cheshire Kenny explained "but i never met any king.." Blueberry replied "You haven't? oh but you must! he'll be mad about you! just mad!" Kenny replied back "how can i find him?" Blueberry asked her tears drying up "well...some go this way,some go that way but as for me myself personality,i prefer the shortcut" Kenny explains then he pulls down a branch on the tree he was perched on at,a door opened in the tree that lead into a beautiful garden....

Blueberry walked through the lush garden of red roses and hedges but stopped when she saw three people in black and white outfits with black club symbols on them (who are Kevin Stoley,Token Black and Scott Malkinson,i just was too lazy to describe them in more depth) painting white roses red "pardon me but you three why must you paint the roses red?" Blueberry asked "well you see Ms we accidentally planted white roses by mistake and the King likes them red and if he so likely stared" Kevin explained "he'd raise his voice" Token added "and each of us" Scott continued "would greatly loose his head!" The exclaimed said all together "goodness!" Blueberry said shocked "since this is the part we dread,were painting the roses red" The Three said

Suddenly the sound of trumpets were heard "The King!" Scott exclaimed in terror as the three bowed to the ground and the rest of the kings court surrounded the three and Blueberry a path cleared and The Tweek Rabbit came running in panic "ak! your majesty! your excellency! the king of hearts!" Announced Tweek as a rather *ahem* large boy wearing a red,white,black,and yellow kings outfit,adorned with some hearts,came walking down the path to the three who were painting the roses "Who's been painting my roses red!!!!" Cartman Shouted.The Three started accusing each other until Cartman couldn't take it anymore "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!" Shouted The King as the 3 were taken away to be executed.

"Oh please they were only-" Blueberry pleaded before being interrupted "and who is this?" Cartman asked rather angrily "well..." said a girl who was dressed in a queen's outfit with the same color scheme as the king "it certainly isn't a club, nor a heart..." Heidi said "why it's a girl" Cartman said in a fake-like happy attitude "well then...lemme ask you a question...do you play croquet?" The King asked Blueberry "well i suppose i hav-" Blueberry answered "Then let the games begin!!!!" shouted Cartman

The game was assembled the card guards were the little croquet hoops(by doing the backbend position) turkeys were the mallets and cats as the balls.as the game went on and it was Cartman's turn,Blueberry noticed a familar looking grin materialize behind Cartman and then a second later "You know we could make him a little more angry...shall we try?" The Cheshire Kenny said in a mischievous way "Oh no! No! No!" Pleaded Blueberry desperate to make sure she doesn't loose her head "why not? it'll be tons of fun!" replied Kenny as he titled the mallet so it went under Cartman "No Stop!" shouted Blueberry,but it was too late Cartman flipped over because of Kenny's little prank,and of course The King was furious "Oh Dear!" shouted Heidi as she ran to Cartman in panic

"Someone's head will roll for this..." said The King angrily and pointed at Blueberry "YOURS! OFF WITH HE-" Shouted Cartman before The Queen tugged gently at his outfit to get his attention in which it worked "but consider my dear....couldn't she have a trial?" Heidi asked politely and slightly timidly "trial?" Cartman replied a bit sternly "just a little trial? hm?" Heidi asked.The King thought for a moment "very well....let the trial begin!!!" said Cartman

The Tweek Rabbit bursts through the courtrooms doors blowing the herald's trumpet and reaching one of the stands and pulls out a scroll "ak! your majesty,members of the jury,loyal subjects...and the queen,the prisoner at the stand is charged with enticing his majesty the king of hearts into a game of croquet and thereby..." Tweek Announced "but!-" said Blueberry trying to protest but was then stopped by two of the guards "teasing,tormenting,and otherwise-" Tweek continued "never mind all that! get to the part where i loose my temper!" The King demanded which cause Tweek to panic and go to the last sentence of the scroll "thereby causing the king to loose his temper" Tweek said

"Now...are you ready for your sentence?.." The King asked "sentence? but there must be a ver-" Blueberry protested "Sentence first! verdict afterwards!" Cartman shouted "now...OFF WITH HER-" Cartman continued before The Queen lightly tugged his outfit again "consider my dear...we called no witnesses...couldn't we hear like one or two?" Heidi asked timidly "oh alright.....But get on with it!" Cartman replied "first witness! first witness!" Heidi demanded "The Jew Hare" The Tweek Rabbit announced as two guards brought Kyle up to the witness stand

"What do you know about this unfortunate affair?" The Queen asked "nothing" The Jew Hare answered "Nothing Whatever?!" The King asked angrily "Nothing Whatever!!!!" Kyle Shouted back at Cartman "that's very important!,jury write that down!" Cartman demanded "unimportant,your majesty" Blueberry corrected "SILENCE!!!!" Cartman shouted "next witness!' He demanded "The Mad Tesser" The Tweek Rabbit announced and Tessa came to the stand "where were you when this horrible crime was commited?" The Queen asked "at home drinking tea,it is my unbirthday after all" The Mad Tesser.

Blueberry then remembered "the mushroom!" she said to herself and ate the two pieces of the mushroom without a second thought which made her grow so tall her head hit the ceiling "rule 42 persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately!" The Queen demanded "im not a mile high! and im not leaving" Blueberry protested "sorry..rule 42 you know..." The King said in fear "and as for you,your majesty why your not a king! your a fat,pompous,bad-tempered old ty-"Blueberry said angrily as she slowly shrunk back to normal size. Cartman rubbed his hand's evilly "what were you about to say?" he said wickedly "well she simply said that your a fat pompous bad-tempered old tyrant!" The Cheshire Kenny(who was right next to the king) said mischievously "OFF WITH HER HEAD!" The King Demanded and swarms of card guards closed in on Blueberry.But fortunately she was able to run out of the castle doors

She ran and ran based the guards and bushes and soon every denizen of Wonderland was chasing after her and she soon found herself at the door she saw at the beginning,without hesitation she pulled the doorknob tightly and quickly "still locked you know!" the doorknob scolded "but the king! i simply must get out!" Blueberry pleaded desperately "but you are outside!" the doorknob replied "what?" Blueberry asked "see for yourself" the doorknob said and Blueberry peaked through the keyhole to see herself sleeping.....indicating this was all a dream "Blueberry wake up! please wake up Blueberry! please wake up!" Blueberry demanded desperately and everything started to fade away....

"Blueberry wake up!" Wendy demanded to Blueberry and she did "what on earth were you doing this whole time?" asked Wendy,who was so invested in the book she had no idea what Blueberry did during that time before sleeping "oh...well i was having this dream where i-" Blueberry said,stopping because it was kind of hard to explain in perfect detail "nevermind that....come along Blueberry,it's time for tea" Wendy replied and then they both went home for tea

                                                               The End~

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