(A/N: Here have a Alice in Wonderland Creek! :3) 

Blueberry followed The Tweek Rabbit into the woods but then unfortunately lost sight of him.She searched around a area of the forest trying to find him "do you suppose he could be hiding?" she said to herself not knowing two figures were following here

"I suppose he must've-" she muttered before looking upon said two figures who judging by the flopping heads and beady eyes were indeed Canadian. "Why...what peculiar little figures" she said as she looked closely at the collars of their shirts and saw their names crocheted. "Phillip-Dee and Terrance-Dum" she read

"If you think were waxworks you ought to pay you know" Terrance-Dum said bumping Phillp-Dee's Shoulder "contrary wise if you think were alive you ought to speak to us" Phillip-Dee added bumping Terrance-Dum's Shoulder. "That's logic" the two spoke at the same time

"Well it's been nice meeting you,goodbye!" Blueberry replied as she tried to walk away but was stopped by the two Canadians. "You're beginning backwards" said Phillip-Dee "The first thing you do in a visit is to say..." added Terrance-Dum and the two sung a little ditty about saying "how do you do",shake hands,and stating your name and business. "That's manners" the duo said at the same time

"Really?...well my name is Blueberry and im following Tweek so-" Blueberry replied as she tried to walk away again was stopped by Terrance and Phillip yet again. "You can't go yet" Terrance-Dum said "no the visit has just started!" Phillip-Dee added.

Blueberry kept trying to leave and kept getting stopped by the duo "Well im very sorry but-" Blueberry replied before being interrupted "want to play hide and seek?" Phillip-Dee asked "or button button,who's got the button?" Terrance-Dum suggested. "No thank you...." Blueberry replied once again trying to leave and getting stopped "If you stay long enough we might even have a battle" both of them suggested. "That's very kind of you two but i must be going" Blueberry replied and was yet again stopped by the duo

"Why?" Both asked "Well im following The Tweek Rabbit" Blueberry Answered "Why?" Phillip-Dee asked "well....because im curious to see where he's going" Blueberry answered "Oh she's curious..." Terrance-Dum commented "the oysters were curious two weren't they? and you know what happened to them" Terrance-Dum whispered to Phillip-Dee. "Poor things...." the duo said taking their hat's off and sobbing

This caught Blueberry's attention and she walked back to the duo "why? what did happen to the oysters?" Blueberry asked "oh you wouldn't be interested" Phillip-Dee said "but i am!" Blueberry replied "No,your in way too much of a hurry" Terrance-Dum replied back. Blueberry hesitated for a moment "I suppose i could spare a little time...." Blueberry suggested "you could?!" the two Canadians asked in delight "well..." the two spoke as they sat Blueberry down on a log.

"The Cripple and The Carpenter" Phillip-Dee said and bumped Terrance-Dum's shoulder "or The Story Of The Curious Oysters" Terrance-Dum added and they begun the story "The sun was shining on the sea,shining with all it's might" Phillip-Dee told Blueberry "It did it's very best to make the day smooth and bright" Terrance-Dum continued "and that's all because it was...." Phillip-Dee continued "the middle of the night" both said in unison

"The cripple and the carpenter were strolling towards the dam,the beach was wide from side to side and much to full of sand" Terrance-Dum said "Mr. Timmy said Jimmy the carpenter" "my brain begins to perk,we'll sweep this clear in half a year...if you don't mind the work,said the carpenter" Phillip-Dee continued

"Timmeh?! (Work?!) Timmeh (The time has come) " The cripple said "Timmeh (to talk of other things) Timmeh(of shoes and ships and ceiling wax and Cabbages and kings) Timmeh (and why the sea is boiling hot,and whether pigs have wings) Timmeh! (calloo-kallay! no work today!) Timmeh (where cabbages and kings!)

"The carpenter saw oysters in the water and signaled the cripple to the water" Terrance-Dum told to Blueberry. "The cripple spoke to the oysters "Timmeh (oh oysters,come and walk with us! the day is warm and bright!) Timmeh (a pleasant walk,a pleasant talk,would be a sure delight!) but mother oyster winked her eye and shook her heavy head,she knew too well this was no time to leave her oyster bed" Phillip dee continued

" "The sea is nice take my advice and stay right here" Mother Oyster said "Timmeh (yes yes,of course,of course)" said the cripple has he closed mother oysters shell with his cane. "Timmeh ( but the time has come to talk of other things of shoes and ships and ceiling wax and cabbages and kings and why the sea is boiling hot,and whether pigs have wings calloo-kallay! no work today! come and run away where cabbages and kings!" said the cripple" Terrance-Dum said

"The cripple played his cane like a flute and the oysters followed him to a little hut Jimmy the carpenter built,"Timmeh...Timmeh!(ah...lets see...oh yes! a loaf of bread is what we need!) The carpenter took note and went to the kitchen. With the carpenter out of sight the cripple the cripple was able to make his move "Timmeh....(now if you are all ready oysters dear we can begin the feast...) the cripple said rubbing his hands together" Phillip Dee continued

" "Feast?" the oysters asked "Timmeh...(yes)" and went about his poem with slightly altered words.When Jimmy the carpenter came back he saw that the oysters were gone! because the cripple had took care of them...so to speak...The carpenter was so mad he chased Mr Jimmy the cripple across the beach..." Terrance-Dum told Blueberry."Where cabbages and kings!...The end!" The two said as the ended the story.

"That was a very sad story...." Blueberry commented "and there's a moral to it" the Canadian duo said "oh yes a very good moral...if you happen to be a oyster" Blueberry replied "well it's been a very nice visi-" she added and tried to leave but the two went on about the story of old father Garrison,then as the two were talking Blueberry left.

Blueberry walked out of the forest and saw a green house "now...i wonder who lives here..." she said to herself then she heard a familiar voice "Bebe-ann! Bebe-ann! ak! that girl where could she put my-".After going through the gate to the house she reached the front door only to see The Tweek Rabbit run out the front door "excuse me sir but-" Blueberry said which made Tweek stop in his tracks "Why Bebe-Ann! what in the world are you doing out here?" Tweek asked sternly "Bebe-Ann?" Blueberry asked

"My gloves! fetch my gloves! ak! im late!" Tweek demanded "but late for what?" Blueberry asked "My gloves!" at once!" The Tweek Rabbit demanded and pushed Blueberry into the house "goodness..." Blueberry said to herself as she went upstairs to try and find the gloves

"If i were Tweek...where would i put my gloves..." Blueberry asked herself as she opened a container filled with lemon bars with 'eat me' written on them with frosting "don't mind if i do" Blueberry said as she took one of the lemon bars and took a bite.She walked over to the chest to try and find the gloves,but then she rapidly grew in size "not again..." Blueberry muttered as she grew so tall that her head hit the ceiling.

Tweek got impatient at the front door and decided to rush into the house angrily "ak! now you see here Bebe-Ann!" he muttered but then soon rushed out the door in panic.He panicked even more when he saw Blueberry who was now stuck in Tweek's house "Ak! Monster!! help assistance!!!!" The Tweek Rabbit exclaimed as he panicked and ran.

As Blueberrry was trying to find something to make her shrink she heard that The Tweek Rabbit came back "A monster Clydodo in my house dodo!" she heard Tweek say "Clydodo?...." Blueberry thought as she was thinking about the caucus race from earlier. "By jove!" Clyde exclaimed as she saw Blueberry the giant,"well do something Clydodo! ak! don't just stand there!" The Tweek Rabbit exclaimed

"Yes,a dashing one at that...well i have a very simple solution" Clyde said "ak! please tell me and hurry!" Tweek replied in a panic "we simply pull it out the chimney" Clyde suggested " ak! oh yes please do!!!" The Tweek Rabbit replied "who me? don't be ridiculous what we need is...." Clyde said.Then he spotted Butters (the chimney sweeper) with ladder.

"Someone with a ladder!" Clydodo said as he got a bright idea "oh yes! ak! Butters can you help us?" The Tweek Rabbit asked "At your service Governor" Butters said as he walked towards the two "say...have you ever been down a chimney" Clyde asked "well governor i've been down many!" Butters replied "excellent,you just pop down the chimney and pull that monster out" said the Clydodo as Butters was going up the ladder

The word monster made Butters stop in his tracks and panic "m-m-monster?!" Butters asked in fear "why yes,but you don't wanna miss out on a golden opportunity don't you?" Clydodo asked Butters "well....no...." Butters answered "that's the spirit! you can be famous! now in you go lad!" Clydodo replied as he shoved Butters down the chimney which caused ash to come into the room

Blueberry tried her hardest not to sneeze but failed "a-a-achoo!!!" she sneezed,thus blasting Butters out of the chimney. "Well....there goes Butters...." Clydodo said "poor Butters" Blueberry added rather sadly "well that didn't work....i saw we try a more energetic approach..." Clydodo said "ak! yes please! but hurry!" The Tweek Rabbit replied "well then..i propose we....burn the house down!" Clyde suggested "ak! yes burn the house-what!!!" Tweek happily said before realizing it meant "oh no...." Blueberry muttered to herself

Clydodo took furniture from The Tweek Rabbit's house while Tweek frantically tried to stop him,unfortunately Clyde was able to light the furniture before Tweek could stop him and Blueberry once again tried to find something to make her shrink,thus eyeing on some coffee bean plants from The Tweek Rabbit's garden.But when she tried to grab some of the coffee beans Tweek grabbed onto her hand in a attempt to stop her,in fact he still had grabbed onto her hand once she pulled him and the coffee beans into the house.

"Im sorry but i must eat something!!" Blueberry said trying to reason with The Tweek Rabbit "ak! not my garden! you barbari-" Tweek said in attempt to stop her but she ate the coffee beans anyway luckily Tweek was dropped and unharmed as Blueberry shrunk to a small size,Tweek checked his pocket watch "ak! oh sweet Jesus im late!" exclaimed The Tweek Rabbit as he ran back into the forest of wonderland and Blueberry did the same,hot on his trail.

In the forest Blueberry once again lost sight of The Tweek Rabbit,cause she unfortunately wasn't fast enough at a small size.Blueberry spotted letters composed of smoke in the sky and followed the smoke letters to a boy with a blue hat (with a yellow ball on it),a sweater with blue and light blue horizontal stripes,yellow shoes,and black hair (though that wasn't fully visible,regarding the hat covered it).

Blueberry got on to a mushroom to get a closer look at the Craigpillar who was smoking on a larger mushroom.The Craigpillar noticed Blueberry "who...are...you?" Craig asked sleepily "well i hardly know sir you see-" answered Blueberry "I do not see" replied Craig as he blew a smoke letter C "explain yourself..." The Craigpillar commanded "im afraid i can't explain myself sir because im not myself you know.." Blueberry replied "I do not know...." Craig replied "well i can't put it any more clearly for it isn't clear to me.." Blueberry said

"You?....who...are...you?" The Craigpillar replied "well...don't you think you ought to tell me who...you are first?" Blueberry replied back "why?......" Craig asked. Blueberry couldn't really think of a reply "oh dear....everything is so confusing.." she said sadly "it is not....." Craig replied "well it is to me..." Blueberry replied back "why?...." said Craig "well i can't remember things as much as i used to-" Blueberry said "Recite" Craig interrupted "oh! why yes sir um...how doth the little busy bee improve hi-" Blueberry replied trying to recite a poem "stop!" The Craigpillar interrupted.

"That is not spoken correctly....it goes.....how doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail and pour the waters of the nile with every golden scale,how cheerfully he seems to grin...how neatly he spreads his claws and welcomes little fish in with a gently smiling jaws...." The Craigpillar recited "well i've never heard it that way before..." Blueberry replied "I know i have improved it..." Craig replied "well....if you ask me-" Blueberry replied back "you?...who....are....you? Craig asked sort of sternly

Angrily Blueberry got down from the mushroom and almost left when The Craigpillar stopped her "wait! i have something important to tell you!" he exclaimed trying to get Blueberry's attention,which succeeded as Blueberry came back "exactly what is your problem" Craig asked "well it's exactly this...i should like to be a litter taller sir-" Blueberry answered "why?...." Craig asked "well after all three inches is such a wretched height-" replied Blueberry which made The Craigpillar pissed off

"I am exactly three inches high! and it is a very good height indeed!!!" shouted Craig "well im not used to it!" Blueberry replied "and you need to-" Blueberry continued untill she saw The Craigpillar now with wings "by the way i have a few more helpful hints..." Craig said to Blueberry from above "one side will make you grow taller and the other side will make you grow shorter" Craig continued speaking and flew away...as well as secretly flipping Blueberry the bird "One side of what?!" Blueberry asked,but alas The Craigpillar left.

Blueberry assumed the mushroom The Craigpillar was one and so she took a piece of 1 side and a piece from the other side and of course she had no insight to which of side made her what size so shit bit a tiny bit of one of the two mushroom pieces and then she suddenly grew so tall she was as tall as a tree,not knowing she had a bird's nest on her head

This shocked the bird and it flew around Blueberry's head panicking and screaming "serpent!!!" "but im not a serpent!!!" Blueberry said to the bird,trying to calm it down "indeed? then just what are you?" the bird asked "well im just a little girl-" Blueberry answered "little? ha!" the bird mocked and laughed "well i am..." Blueberry said "well i don't suppose you eat eggs do either?" the bird asked "well yes i do but-" Blueberry answered "i knew it! serpent!!! serpent!!!!" the bird shouted and flew around Blueberry's head again "oh for Christ's sake!" Blueberry shouted and bit the other mushroom piece,in which she shrunk again

"Goodness.....i wonder if i'll ever get the knack of it...." Blueberry said to herself and licked the piece of the mushroom that made her bigger and she was back to normal size. "There...i should put these away and save them for later" Blueberry told herself as she put the mushroom pieces into her pockets and went further into the forest of Wonderland.....