Stan.
STAN MARSHMALLOW IS AN ALIEN FROM CANANNADA DATS GEY FOR KEINNY. THEY HAVE 3 LEMOON BABIES.

Kyle.
KYLE BROKINKSKI IS A JEWISH MAN THATS MARRIED TO ERIC CARTMAN CARTMAN AND HE HAS 16 PINEAPPLE CHILDREN THAT LIVE IN MEWNI.

Cartman.
ERIC CARTMAN CARTMAN'S NAME TRANSLATES TO
"HI IM PAUL BLART AND THIS IS MY PAWN SHOP!" HE OWNS A PAWN SHOP IN NARNIA.

Kenny
KINNY IS NAMED KENNY BECAUSE U CANT NAME YOUR CHILD KINKY FRESH SQUID. HIS HUSBAND AND HIS CHILDREN LIVE IN OUTER SPACE WERE HIS GRANDMAMA MISS SHERALD LIVES

Butters.
WHO LIVES IN A PEICE OF BUTTER SKOCH? LEOPOLD BUTTERS STOTCH!
BUTTERS HAS HIS OWN SHOW WERE HE MAKES 928347 721387472727E733737373727273 DOLLARS. AND HES GEEEEY

THERE ALL FUCKING GAY
THEFUCKINGEND