Limey was a Lime.

As the name infers he is a lime.

And evil Lime.

But this lime was on a silly little object show named "Beautiful Ultimate Never Ending Realm"

And on this show he made an enemy turned lover.

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Limeys POV:

 I was with my incredibly EVIL teammates as we all sat down waiting for Daddy Long Legs to show up. Now that my buddy Pilly is gone, I have no one who even respects me on this team! They should be worshipping me! But they aren't cause they're a bunch of peas! AND I HATE PEAS!! >XP. THEY THINK THEY CAN BE GREEN?! THAT'S MY JOB! >:C

So now I'm alone. And I hate being alone...

And hungry. Imma go see if that tree has anymore apples.

Playdough (aka twink ass) POV: 

I was admiring my beautiful and wonderful face in my fancy bedazzled mirror! I'm so pretty. Like I'd marry myself. Currently I'm under the apple tree, about to feast on the last apple when I hear the MOST HEART STOPPING, MIND BOGGLING THING EVER!! 

"Hey ugly! Is there anymore apples in that tree?!" The ugly ass little skimpy twink shouted at me. The audacity is real and it's in my beautiful face- GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

"HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MWA?!?!" I pretended to sob in pain but he just scoffed.

"Just tel me if there's any apples!"

"I'm about to eat the last one! So no!"

"GRR! YOU SAY NO TO LIMEY SUPREME?!?!"The little gremlin suddenly attacked me! 

"HANDS OFF MY PEASANT!" I tried to push him off, so bit down on the apple to hold it up.

When Limey tried to grab it with his mouth I accidentally dropped the apple. MAKING THE LITTLE LEMON KISS ME!!!?!?!??!

Before I knew it I kissed back. He tasted bitter and I liked it. 

Shit I'm horny as fuck now.

then they got married and had 2763 children. THE END.