A/N: HAIII GUYS SO HERE'S ANOTHER PERCABETH CHAPTER BECAUSE PERCABETH IS LIFE HAHAHA LOL ALSO THERE'S SOME AJHADSIDGFIAFBLZS SOLANGELO AND

(wait, what is a pipabeth? ... but piper's not gay. ... but what is a bi ... no, they don't exist)

JIPER AND (what is frazel? ... but hazel is innocent bean. ... no, they also do not exist)

HOPE YOU ENJOY MY LUVS AND VIOLATION BEANS (actual a/n, i am so sorry... kind of)

Annabae's POV

i woke up at exactly 5 am and then got out of bed.

my hair was perfectly tamed and instead of leaving it down i threw it up in a messy bun and put on a quick outfit.

i didn put on any makeup because thats too girly.

then i went downstairs to go to school. my mean stepmother helen was there.

"YOU BETTER BE HOME ON TIME OR ELSE NO PHONE FOR A WEEK."

her voice makes me want to cry. it's no fair. just because i was ten hours late last night, she wants to ground me for no reason. shes so mean

aNyWaY i grab my backpack and go to school

~time skip~

so i go to my locker where my #besties are at

my group is piper, a totally straight girl with whom i have absolutely no sexual tension with at all in canon, thalia (what is a thalia? OH EM GEE GOTHIC GIRL SHE'S TOTALLY A LES BEAN) and hazel, who is totally innocent.

then the bell rings and i have to go to class but then i see my arch nemesis percy jackson

he's so annoying and cute WAIT NO I DIDN SAY THAT NSAJGILSFLZIS HE NOT CUTE AT ALL

i roll my eyes and go to my class and look down at my soulmate tattoo that is a blue cookie and wave and blue and nothing that actually has something to do with percy's character. i wonder who my soulmate could be.

~time skip~

i skip to my locker, making out with piper along the way. but not in a gay way. we had socks on and said no homo.

then percy comes up to me.

hes so cool and popular. why would my enemy want to talk to a boring smart person

"d-d-do y-you want to g-go to prom w-with m-m-me?"

"AJKSGFIZDGBLIHDSGBZELSBFVZSHL YES YES YES OH EM GEE YES," i am so happy because percy is so hot and like nice and hot and stuff. he scoops me up in his arms and we go home

~time skip~

piper and i were at her house, cuddling while listening to girl in red and watching the owl house and cutting each other's nails and then piper said

"WAIT WE DON'T HAVE PROM OUTFITS"

"ASJHGSEFGZRILG WHAT DO WE DO"

"WORRY NOT, LOVE OF MY LIFE i mean gal pal FOR MY MOTHER WHO HAS NOT BEEN MENTIONED AT ALL IS A DESIGNER."

~time skip~

i went to aPhRoDiTe'S pLaCe and tried on dresses with my friends

i wore this:

it cost 3856835268 dollars but because money doesn't exist here until i want it to exist

and then piper started trying on dresses

i don't quite know how to describe how i felt as i helped piper with the zipper. the way electricity seemed to prickle at my fingers with every lingering touch.

piper glanced back at me, her eyes staring into mine. each passing second, millisecond, drew me closer to her.

i slowly wrapped my hands around her waist, tugging her closer as she closed her eyes and leaned in.

then she gave me a frienship french kiss.

anyway, piper wore this:

i gave piper a friendship kiss and said she looked pretty

~time skip~

percy picked me up in his blue limo with blue flowers

"hi, let's go to prom," he said

"SHGFIFDHGTIRZSG ok." i go into the limo and drink champagne even though i'm 16 an unsupervised

when we got there, i saw piper with jason and felt a pang in my chest.

it must be because percy was sitting next to me, even though i feel nothing towards him

then a slow song comes on it's Your Song by elton john. percy asks me to dance and i follow him to the dance floor.

after staring into his eyes for a prolonged period of time with really shitty metaphors for love i lean in and kiss him

for like a long time

like a reealllly long time

then we go home

A/N OMG HOW DID YOU LIKE THIS CHAPTER LUVVVVS

OK NOW FOR DJHSERZHFGBZDSILUH SOLANGELO EEEEEEEE

nico POV

i sigh gloomily and sadly and make my way to school

my sister died in a car crash and my mom died in a plane crash when i was 5 days old

A/N I KNOW IT'S SOOOO SAD LUVS

i skip all of my classes, amking going to school in the first place pointless. people say i should just go to class or drop out, but i dont want to

during lunch i went to my math teacher's room and wrote OuR lITtLe GrOuP hAs AlWaYs BeEn AnD aLwAyS wIlL uNtIl tHe EnD because im so original

then i go back to the auditorium and play on the piano that randomly appeared there. i played a super sad song that no one has ever heard of

will POV

i am will and i am sunshine personified

but on the inside i am actually really sad because one time when i was 4 i wanted candy and my mom didn't let me get it

so, im really depressed

i hear something coming from the auditorium and i am spiritually connected to the music

wow.

i walk into the auditorium and see an emo boy crying while playing the piano and singing a soft melody

i'm not okay

i am empty

but i see you

and you fill me

A/N SOOOO DEEP RIGHT????????????? I WROTE IT MYSELF SAJHZFILZDHEBLGRSBZL

i am so moved by these extremely deep lyrics to this song and i go to talk to the guy

"hiya friendo"

the goth kid jumps and then hisses and runs away.

i am now in love with this man

~time skip~

after 37463 days we are now best friends

and i am still in love with this emo gremlin.

but one day nico didn go to school

so i called him

"william stop because you dont know me."

"what do you mean"

nico started crying. "my mom died when i was 5 days old."

i let out a sad and depressing and gloomy sigh. "neeks when i was 4 my mom didn buy me candy"

nico paused for a moment "wow that so tragic. you really do have it hard."

nico then teleported to me and kissed me.

A/N OH EM GEE MY GAY BBs I LOVE THEM GJZHGITeGKXGUBLYCTRLHBLCRIGHILTVUBHYIRH NHJWTBZEGFZJKRVAZBHELTDXHLHLOC FJRHYDLKHGBLUERTHLOZR

NOW TIME FOR FRAZEL

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ok now its actually me

hello my violation beans and happy april fools.

i hope you are aware of the fact that i had a stroke while writing this

1,100 words of straight nonsense

i'm so sorry

anyway i was watching a design show while writing this and i love it

i also watched spencer and it is a sin that it was only nominated for one oscar, but will smith got that. so i literally can't even be mad because his performance in King Richard was amazing

on another note, i had an essay on mythology which is fun when you are a perfectionist who makes fanfics on mythology fanfics

and i got to peer review one

here is a sentence

"Mythology has more value than just entertainment because there are people who worship them and make stories and stuff."

the essay was shitty, the person got a 65%

that's really all i can say

the actual chapter will be out eventually

love y'all