(Dies from cuteness)
Y/n: come on, come on!!! Only need to beat Vergil in Dante Must Die mode on DMC 3!!

Vergil:*game* I've lost?
(You played this game you know if you don't well DON'T WATCH IT!!)

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Y/n: yes finally I finished this dam game on Dante Must Die Mode!!

He watches the ending and credits, he saved the game and shuts off the PC. He hears a knock on the living room door, so he went down and opens the door to reveal Helena, Chilly, Citrus,Charm, Grace, Sakura, Asagi, and Murasaki.

Y/n: oh hey girls nice to see you!!

Helena: hello Y/n I'm happy you're doing good with your homework.

Y/n: thanks but why are you all here?

They smirks and licked their lips making Y/n well freaked out.

Y/n: w..what are you doing?

Helena: I've been lonely in my home, I want you~

She pushes him to the couch and as she was about to kiss him but Kiriko and Sugaha came in the living room and there was an awkward silent.

Y/n: girls this isn't what it looks like!!!

Sugaha: brother......

Kirito: we're going to tell Sachi about it.....

Y/n: NO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!

It was too late Sugaha called Sachi and told her what just happened. They have a dark aura with sadistic smirks and Y/n was scared.

Y/n:*mind*god save me!!

Reki Kawahara:(creator of the manga/light novels):no you change Kirito's gender into a girl so you'll suffer.

Y/n:*gulps*

Then Sachi walked in and her eyes were twitching, and she made a innocent smile but truly she was not happy.

Sachi: Y/n.....

Y/n: h..h..hey Sachi-Chan this is not what it looks like!!

Sachi:*cracks her knuckles* oh you're big trouble.

Y/n: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Brought you by chibi team neko rwby being chased by chibi Hichigo while being stopped by Chibi Zangetsu and Chibi Gin play Resident Evil 3(ps1)

Y/n: it....hurts....my...Saiyan...pride...is....broken...

Sakura: we're very sorry what we did girls.

Kirito: it's ummm okay we should've know by now.

Sachi: I should apologize to Y/n.

Y/n: I'll get my revenge on you.....

He crawls to the couch and summons a ice pack on his "jewels". He was getting scared of women and made a note of never piss them off or he'll feel their wrath.

Kirito: so umm this is awkward.

Sugaha: Ummmm yeah.

Then a knock was heard and Grace opened it to see a box. She carried it and puts it to the coffee table in the living room. She opens it to reveal chibi nekos of rwby.

(She has cat ears and a cat tail)

(Ignore ALO Kirito)

Y/n: chibi rwby and chibi of you girls!?They're so cute!!! MINE!!

Sugaha: uhhhhhh.

Sachi:*sweatdrop*

Ruby: WAN!!

Y/n:*passes out from cuteness*

Kirito: ummm

C.Ruby: WAN!!

Helena: oh here's a strawberry cookie from school.

She carries it and walks to her team(chibi). They are it while C.Raven and C.Cinder were fighting for some random reason.

C.Raven: NYAAAA!!

Y/n: no bad C.Cinder!!

C.Cinder:*whimper*

Y/n: say you're sorry or cat nips!!

C.Cinder:*head pats C.Raven's head*

Y/n: oh a chibi neko Kirito!!

C.Kirito: NYAAAA!!!

C.Asuna: NYAAAAA!!

Kirito: brother!!

Y/n: he looks cute-oh*smirks*.

Kirito: No, no, no, no, no!!!!

He rushes to Kirito's room and puts fake cat ears on her head making her blush.

Kirito: I hate you!!!

Y/n: bye!!

Kirito: GET BACK HERE YOU BAKA!!!