"So, where do you children want to go first?" Toriel asked them as she drove down the street.

"Mhm, sure," Leonie hummed, not paying attention in the slightest as she was on her phone.

The car was a bit crowded, due to Toriel's being a smaller car than Papyrus' car. Her car only had five seats, which was a slight problem, as there was five children. Silky sat in the front, while Addy, Leonie, and BoBo sat in the backseat. Cole, on the other hand, was laying directly across their laps without being buckled.

"I still feel uncomfortable with you laying like that, Cole," Toriel said, looking at the backseat through the mirror. "Are you sure you don't want to just sit in a seat and have Addy sit on your lap?"

"Nah dude, I'm posing over here," Cole said, resting his head on his propped arm. "Leonie, draw me like your shirtless Waluigis."

"Sorry, I can't," Leonie said, finally looking away from her phone. "Waluigi is sexy when he's shirtless, and if I drew you shirtless I'd have to draw a trashbag."

"I said draw me, not yourself," Cole retaliated back.

"Don't use that word!" Toriel said, "Sexy is inappropriate."

"Trust me, I've tried to make them more decent," Silky told Toriel, "It's a hopeless cause."

"No one is hopeless!" BoBo objected, "And is there any pet stores-"

"NO!" All of his siblings suddenly shouted, looking at him fearfully.

"What?" Toriel asked.

"BoBo isn't allowed to visit any pet stores since the 'great escape'," Silky explained, "I do believe it was on the news. It occured four years ago if I'm correct."

Toriel thought for a moment, squinting at the road. "Oh, that's right! I do remember that, all of the pet stores suddenly lost all of their pets, it was this whole thing."

"That was the result of BoBo," Silky said, "He went to a pet store that day and decided he wanted to adopt one. Then another, then the entire store. Then he proceeded to rob every pet store of every animal that he could until my Dad found out. I had discovered BoBo had taken every pet to the underground by waking up with a snake coiled around my neck. A very unpleasant morning for most of us."

"I had to save them by adopting all of them!" BoBo said, "It was so sad looking at them behind cages, they needed to be free!"

"There was dog sh*t everywhere," Cole said, "Actually everywhere."

"Okay, I understand." Toriel laughed. "No pet stores for BoBo. But there are plenty of other options! We could see a movie, go to a park... there's plenty of options."

"I mean, I could have been playing on my D.S, nintendo switch, phone, game cube, xbox one, xbox 360-"

"We get it, you're spoiled rich," Cole said.

"I think we all are," BoBo said, looking down at him while patting his head.

"-Play station 3, Wii, Playstation 4, 3DS, Super nintendo-" Leonie continued.

"Does she really have that many gaming consoles?" Toriel asked Silky.

"She has every game console ever made," Silky said, "And most of the games ever made for each one."

"I did know that Sans wasn't lacking in the money department, but how did he manage to get her that many devices?"

"Some of them he bought, but some more of the rare ones he got through illegal means. Some black market, some robbery, and a few hints of stumbling onto them when getting dinner for Addy and her father."

"Ah."

Toriel would have to admit the thought of eating organs still did make her uncomfortable. It might be easier for Papyrus to adjust to, as he has none, but not Toriel. She was unaware how Undyne and Alphys dealt with it, but it still made her slightly queasy. Just knowing that the poor child had to eat it without any choice...

At least Sans didn't force his children into the Creepypasta lifestyle. Silky had explained it to her, telling the goat mother that their parents never forced them to kill. All they had learned was self defense and skills to hide from the police due to their parents, but they weren't forced to kill. If it made them uncomfortable, then they didn't have to. And Sans even made organs into some normal looking recipes just to make Addy and Eyeless Jack feel more comfortable with their forced diet.

"Oh sh*t," Cole said, rustling in the backseat. "I may have accidentally stolen your wallet and house keys, goat lady."

"You did what?" Toriel asked him.

"That's mean, Cole! Give the straight back her keys!" BoBo said.

"The straight?" Leonie snorted.

"Does that mean I get to keep the wallet?" Cole asked, riffling through it. "There's a lot of pictures of that Frisk person in here. Toby Fox woman, I know you like your kid and all but my Dad a doesn't carry around 50 million pictures of us in his wallet."

~~~~~~

Meanwhile, in hell, Sans was showing Zalgo some pictures.

"Oh, oh!" Sans said, grinning as he pulled out yet another picture of his children out of his wallet. "This was a picture of Cole when he was 6 during his birthday party. The curtains caught on fire because he kept using the candles on the cake to try and burn down everything."

"He's so cute!" Zalgo cooed.

"Sans, I thought we were going to train!" Chara objected, crossing her arms. "How many pictures do you even have?"

"But baby pictures!" Sans objected, pulling out another photo. "I'll train in a little bit, just after I show Zalgo these millions of other photos."

"Oh my gosh!" Zalgo squealed at the next photo. "Is that toddler Hewey wearing a tutu?"

"DAD!" Hewey screeched.

~~~~~~

After some debate with the children, they finally settled on going to a museum. Silky liked learning new things, BoBo was happy to go anywhere, Cole said he liked looking at dead things, and Leonie didn't care in the slightest. Addy couldn't speak her opinion sadly, but BoBo said that Addy didn't mind going to a museum.

Surprisingly, it was actually a little crowded. Groups of children stood near adults, being told about an exhibit nearby. A school must have been on a field trip.

"Don't even think about it," Silky hissed at Cole.

"What?" Cole asked innocently, smiling the usual grin at her.

"Aw, look at all of the young gays!" BoBo giggled, wrapping his hands together. "Only a few of them know, I can't wait until they come out! That teacher is very accepting."

"The gaylings," Leonie snorted to herself.

"Asgore said he would be here soon, so we can wait for him before we head in," Toriel said, glancing down at her purse before she started rummaging around inside of it. "Oh dear, where did I place my phone?"

"I might have stolen it," Cole said, feeling around in his pockets. "I never can keep track at this point if I steal things or not- Oh yeah, there it is."

"Stealing is mean!" BoBo said, pouting as he held Addy's hand.

"It would be helpful if you didn't rob me dry, Cole," Toriel joked, accepting her phone back from him.

"I just do it at this point, sometimes I don't really pay attention," The white haired boy said, shrugging. "Sometimes I just reach into my pocket and pull out random things I didn't even know I stole."

Leonie glanced up from her phone. "I'm pretty sure he'd go through withdraws if he didn't steal anything for awhile."

"Let's just make sure everyone stays close until- where did BoBo go?" Toriel asked, frantically looking around.

One moment, he had been holding Addy's hand. The next, he was just gone! Toriel loved children, but it hadn't even been five minutes before she lost one of them. How did Sans manage?

"Excuse me," BoBo's voice rang from the distance, "I just have to say you're hair is adorable."

Toriel quickly turned to find him standing in front of a woman on the other side of the large room, complimenting her long brown hair.

"Oh, thank you," She said, "Uh, I like you're... bowtie?"

"Aw, there's no need to compliment me back! I already know I look adorable!" BoBo giggled, handing her a pin. "Have a smiley face pin!"

"BoBo, no," Silky said, suddenly appearing next to him as she grabbed his wrist.

BoBo pouted, protesting with a quick, "But her hair is so fluffy!" before he was dragged away back to the group.

It didn't take long for Asgore to get there, but it felt like an eternity when it came to watching the kids. There was only five of them! And Sans had nine apparently, how did he manage to deal with all of them? It didn't help that they were children of Creepypasta, though. That could explain why they seemed more erratic than normal children, as Frisk was always more behaved. Or it could just be a difference in their personalities.

"Asgore, hello," Silky said when she saw him approaching, reaching to shake his hand. "It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance again."

"It's good to see you too," Asgore said.

"He has a beard! That's so cool!" BoBo said, pushing Silky to the side before he grabbed Asgore's hand. "Hiya, I'm BoBo and you're bisexual! That's cool!"

"Huh?" Asgore asked.

"He can tell sexuality on sight, and he likes to announce it to everyone he meets," Silky explained.

"The girl with the fluffy hair is straight," BoBo said, smiling at Asgore. "But you're King of monsters, right? That's super cool!"

"It's not that interesting," Asgore chuckled.

"Can you kill people? Like, execute them?" Leonie asked him.

"It's still a no, the same answer I told you before," Asgore said.

Leonie sighed. "What's even the point of power then?"

"And we lost Cole!" Silky said, looking around.

Indeed, Cole was nowhere to be seen.

How did they disappear so quickly?

"We have to go find the two before some priceless artifact gets stolen by Cole," Silky sighed, looking at Toriel. "I can go look for him while you two take the others about."

"Nonsense, we can all look for him together," Asgore said, smiling at her. "We can go look at the exhibits while also looking for him."

Silky stared at him. "This is Cole we're talking about. You do understand what that means, right?"

"It means he's probably taking a sh*t on some famous painting," Leonie said.

"He is not!" BoBo objected.

"How about we at least split up and go look for him, while happening to look at the exhibits on the way?" Toriel asked.

The kids together was too much to handle, and she could see why Silky had warned her previously. If she only had to deal with two of them, then it could be a little easier.

"I want to go with Mrs. Toriel!" BoBo said eagerly, "And Addy can come!"

"And I myself don't mind looking for Cole with King Asgore with Leonie," Silky said, glancing to her sister. "Would you mind using more appropriate words when in the presence of the King?"

"Hell nah," Leonie chuckled.

"I tried," Silky said, "Anyway, it's time to go judge the museum for how uneven everything is. The columns are inches apart, it's so obviously unbalanced and I might have to bring it up with the owner."

"Well I think it looks beautiful! Just like Mrs. Toriel!" BoBo said, smiling at her. "No wonder you landed the King himself, your fur is so smooth!"

"Aw, thank you child, you're going to make me blush," Toriel said, smiling back.

"Wait, wait," Leonie said, holding her phone up to Asgore's face. "There's a pidgey here, I have to catch it."

"Come on, let's go!" BoBo giggled, grabbing Toriel's and Addy's hands before he started pulling them down. "We have to go compliment people, look at all of the artifacts, compliment more people, look at pretty things, then compliment even more people!"

And just like that, they were off.

BoBo was obviously the most outgoing one of the three, Cole barely on his mind as he overreacted to every exhibit. It was as if he never ran out of energy or happiness, it didn't very much feel like Sans' child. While Cole shared the same grin and prankster attitude, and Leonie shared his 'I don't care about anything around me' attitude, BoBo felt as if he was from another planet entirely. The child was sweet, yes, but rather draining. However, Toriel couldn't help but smile and grin when he was near; his presence had some positive aura around him that made people smile. It could be seen in others around them, who always seemed to perk up a little when he walked into a room.

Addy, on the other hand, was more reserved. It was likely the selective mutism, as Undyne said that Addy liked to talk a lot. The girl clung to Toriel's hand, backing away from large crowds of people whenever they drew near. She also sometimes switched from holding BoBo's hand to Toriels, but she never walked alone. At this point Addy was willing to look at Toriel's face without breaking eye contact, so there was progress. Not as much as Papyrus', but it was there.

It wasn't long before security started watching BoBo due to how close he got to artifacts, his excitement getting the better of him as he would lean closer to the glass than necessary. One of the security guards approached Toriel and asked for her to keep him under control, Toriel apologizing to them. However, it wasn't long before BoBo started talking to the security and even becoming friends with them, too.

During the time, Toriel had to excuse herself to retreat to the bathroom. BoBo and Addy were both people that didn't need to use the bathroom, so neither of them really needed to use it.

When Toriel left from the room, she found that BoBo wasn't where he was last. Instead, he was on the other side of the room, sitting on a bench and talking to a couple of men she didn't know. Addy stood next to the bathroom door, waiting for Toriel as she probably didn't feel comfortable near men she didn't know.

This was where Toriel was a little worried. BoBo was outgoing, too outgoing. The men he could be talking to could have been kidnappers, or some dangerous people who wanted to do bad things to him. The boy poor was too trusting, she was a little worried for him.

So Toriel approached quickly, intending to pull the boy away as quickly as she could. When their conversation was audible, however, Toriel slowed down.

"... And it's okay to be bisexual, I'm bisexual too," BoBo said, "It's okay to like both boys and girls, you don't have to choose one."

"I guess I was just worried over Bryce thinking I wasn't satisfied with our relationship," The first man said, looking at the other man. "I thought if I came out as bisexual and poly, that he would think I wasn't satisfied by him in bed."

"I would never think that!" The other man said, "I don't mind bringing other people to bed if you want to."

"Being polyamorous isn't about having multiple partners for sexual intercourse," BoBo said, smiling at them. "It's about loving multiple people in a romantic way. It's about accepting that you want to share your heart and soul with more than one person, and that you want to love multiple people and have multiple relationships with people that you care about. If you two want to introduce a third person into your relationship, and you both love that person as you love each other, I think you guys will do great. I know some people can't handle too many relationships, so you guys should make sure you love this girl if you want her to join you guys. And make sure she loves both of you, too. I know you both are polyamorous, so I know you both can handle the time it takes to love two people. Just ensure that you three love each other very much and never forget that. My parents are polyamorous and they always make sure to spend time with one another, and although not all of them love each other romantically, they all make sure they're okay with it and spend time together. I know you two would be adorable with a third, so take it slow and I know you guys will do great!"

"Thank you, I'll text her and see if she wants to go on a date with us tonight," Bryce said, pulling out his phone.

"You two have such a cute relationship, I hope she says yes!" BoBo said, "And I'm sure she will, you two are fantastic bisexual men who deserve a happy relationship. Here, let me give you guys some pins."

BoBo pulled out two pins colored with flags made from pink, purple, and blue from the inside of his shirt. After a moment of looking at them and nodding to himself, BoBo handed one pin to each of the men.

"Those are bisexual pride flags!" BoBo said, "I have polyamorous flags too, but some group in Texas created a new flag, but I've had some people say they like the older one, and some say they like the new one. Do you guys want the original, or the newer one? Know what, I'll give you guys both since you two are such sweethearts!"

BoBo reached under his shirt again, producing four more pins that he handed to the two men. After that, he noticed Toriel standing there with Addy, waving to her.

"Well, my other other mother is here!" BoBo said, standing up. "I got to go, but it was so amazing to talk to you both! I bet the date is going to be romantic!"

"Thank you BoBo!" The two men said, waving goodbye to BoBo.

"No problem, you guys have a fantastically great day!" BoBo said to them, waving excitedly to the two.

"What was that?" Toriel asked him.

BoBo simply smiled at her, clapping his hands together. "Just a couple who needed a little push, that's all."

~~~~~~

"So, like, can you even force anyone to do anything?"

"I can give orders, yes."

"Do people call you a tyrant?"

"I don't think so."

Leonie had a lot of questions for Asgore, obviously screwing with him. Silky at first attempted to keep her sister under check, but it didn't work very well. Leonie persisted through the entire time, asking him questions about being King.

"Haven't you had any sort of thought about abusing your power? Like, at all?" Leonie asked him.

"No," Asgore said.

"If I was ever Queen, my Kingdom would die in five days because I wouldn't care enough to try and run it," Leonie snorted, pulling out a piece of gum. "I gotta hand it to you, it's probably hard and all of that, but being a 'goody two shoes' King had got to be even harder. I don't buy it, I seriously don't. Not even one moment of abuse of power?"

"I would never abuse my power on my subjects," Asgore said to her, "Their safety always comes first. Why are you so interested in this?"

"I've always wanted to meet a tyrant! It sounds awesome!" Leonie said, "Like, not have to deal with them or anything, but just meet one then go back onto my computer."

"If you want to meet a tyrant, look around us, we're in a museum where history of tyrants have been stored!" Silky said, spreading out her arms.

"But I don't, like, get to meet them," Leonie said, chewing on her gum. "At all." The girl then pointed to a nearby picture of a person from history. "Imagine meeting this guy. Sitting back and watching him screw over his Kingdom? Dude, tyrants are so funny to watch. Hewey and I could sit back and just watch them for hours to be honest."

Silky looked at her sister, saying with a tired voice, "That's a picture of Abraham Lincoln."

Leonie paused, looking back at the picture. "Oh."

"GUYS!"

The scream was sudden and sharp, pounding footsteps of running shoes echoing throughout the room. The three turned to find Cole sprinting at them, a panicked look on his face as he was being chased by security guards who were yelling at him to stop.

And there, balancing on his shoulders, was a massive skeletal structure of a dinosaur. Dinosaur fossils.

He was stealing an entire dinosaur fossil.

"RUN!" Cole yelped, running even faster.

《》《》《》

I said this chappie would be longer!

It's only five kids and Toriel can barely handle them, poor Toriel.

Also, I drew this really nice pic with my new drawing tablet, so I have to brag because I worked hours on it and now you have to see it. I drew Sal from Sally Face since I finished the game (yes that quickly) and I loved it a lot! Like, it has to be one of my favorite games now! Not beating Undertale for very obvious reasons, but it's up there in the top 5 for sure! the picture in the top left is the original picture.