SWEETY 's POV

As much as I wished that the whole video camera thing was a part of my diabolical plan I genuinely had nothing to do with it it was a total accident that their whole discussion got on camera and worked so well into my plans and now all I had to do was to play my cards right and I was going to actually win this bet. 'Lekin yeh kisko patha tha ki jo chaal tumne nehi kheli woh bhi tumpe ulti pad sakthi hai' (But who knew that even the tricks you don't play would come back to bite you on the ass)

"Tume karwaya hai yeh? (You did this didn't you?)" Titu asked pissed.

"Tu paagal ho gaya hai kya? Yeh main kaise karwa sakthi hoon? (Are you mad? How can I do this?)"

"Mujeh kya patha tumhari camera se nikla hai tum hi explain karo, unke shaadi jab se tair hotyhe hi achanak tu tapak gayi hamari life mein waapas aur jab se aayi ho tab se bass unki shaadi todne ki try kiye ja nahi hoon jaa rahe ho tum par congratulations ha kyuki even tho mere saath sona kyu na pada ho tumne kam se kam apna point toh prove kar diya, bohot accha fayda uttaya tumne meri loneliness ka (How would I know it came out off your camera you tell me, as soon as their wedding got fixed you showed up out of nowhere and ever since you came you have been trying to sabotage their wedding but congratulations because even though  you had to sleep with me you finally proved your point, you took great advantage of my loneliness)"

"Thera deela hai kya? Tujeh kya lagtha hai ki sirf tumeh hi lonely feel hotha kabhi socha hai mujeh kaise feel hua hoga jab kuch waqt pehele ussi hall pe meri bhi engagement hui thi lekin shaadi nehi hui (Have you lost it? You think you are the only one who was feeling lonely, have you ever considered the fact that how I was feeling when just a while ago I got engaged at the same hall but never got married)"

"Agar tumne mujse jhoot bolkar mujeh lootne ki koshish nehi ki hothi tho shaadi ho chuki hothi (If you wouldn't have lied to me and tried to scam me then we would have gotten married)"

"Aur aghar tu ek number ka chutiya nehi hotha na toh tumeh lootna bhi nehi padtha mujeh jaisa hai waise shaadi kar lethi main (And if you weren't such an idiot then I wouldn't even have to trick you I would have married you either way)"

"Bagwaas mat kar Sweety tum na kissi se pyaar nehi kar sakthi (Don't talk rubbish you cant love anyone)"

"Kar sakthi thi aghar jisse bhi pyaar kiya tha unn sabb ne mere dil nehi thoda hotha toh, tumhara problem patha hai tumeh lagtha hai ki tum bada ahsaan kar raha tha mujse shaadi karke, lekin sach yeh hai ki main ahsaan kar rahi thi tumse shaadi karke (I coud have if everyone I ever loved wouldn't have broken my heart, you know what your problem is you think you have been doing a favor to me by marrying me but the truth is I was the one doing you a favor)"

"Chup ho jaa Sweety mujeh nehi sunna hai, mujeh koi farak nehi padtha ki hamari shaadi kyu ho rahi thi aur abb toh iss baat se bhi farak nehi padtha ki Sonu mujse jhoot kyu bol raha tha kyuki sach toh yeh hai ki jab se Somya aayi hai na woh toh aise behave kar raha hai jaise main exist hi nehi kartha mere opinions matter hi nehi karthe uske liye, aaj subeh ki baath hi dekhlo tum mere saat baahar jaane wala tha uske shaadi ki taiyaari karne aur nikl gaye Somya ke saat kahi duniya bhar ke chuthiyappa karne ka time hai uske paas lekin uski apni shaadi ki taiyaari karne mein mere help karne ki time nehi hai (Shut up Sweety I don't want to hear this, I don't care why we were getting married and now I don't even care why Sonu was lying to me because the truth is ever since Somya came along he have been behaving like I don't exist anymore like my opinions don't matter anymore, look at this morning he was going to go out with me to run arrant for his wedding but he left with Somya somewhere he has time to do all kinds of nonsense but he doesn't have time to come with me for planning his own wedding)"

"Titu Suno...(Titu listen.......)"

I was saying but stopped abruptly because I saw Somya was standing behind us. Somya walked straight upto Titu stood infront of him looked him straight in the eyes and said.

"Kehena kya caahthe ho tum? (What are you trying to say?)" Somya asked.

"Somya main bas yeh keh raha tha......(Somya I was just saying........)"

"Yahi ki woh chuthiyappa kar raha tha (That he was doing nonsense)"

"Toh galat kya kahan maine? (So what did I say wrong?)"

At this point I could see Somya's face get red with anger, and before I knew it she held Titu by the collor.

"Mooh tod doongi main tera aghar doobara aise bagwaas kiya toh (I would break your face if you say something this stupid ever again)"

She shouted. I gasped with shock I was sure she was going to beat him up but thankfully she let him go.

"Tumeh patha bhi hai woh kaha gaya tha mere saat? Woh mujeh apna purane ghar lekar gaya tha, uski mom ki death ke baath pehele baar gaya tha woh waha pe jisse tum chuthiyappa samajthe ho na woh uske liye kithna difficult or important tha yeh tum imagine bhi nehi kar sakthe (Do you even know where he went with me? He took me to his old home he haven't been there since his mom's death you cant even imagine how difficult and important what you think as nonsense was for him)"

"Sorry Somya mujeh todi patha tha yeh sab (Sorry, Somya I didn't know all this)"

"Explenation milne ke baath toh strangers bhi saat dethe hai Titu jo apne hothe hai who trust karthe hai caahe kuch bhi ho jaaye (After getting an explanation even strangers support you but people who are your own trust you either way no matter what)"

"Somya tum samaj nehi sakthi ki kya chal raha hai mere saat aaj kal (Somya you won't even understand what I am going through)"

"Tumne kabhi samajne ki koshis kiya tha ki Sonu pe kya beethi thi jab tumhari shaadi ho rahi thi? Tum toh bade hi aasani se uspe gussa karke bait gaye the aur aur woh poore raat mujeh pakadkar ro raha tha, shaadi ho rahi hai hum dono ki lekin tumhare ek phone aathe hi woh bina kuch soche mujeh chodkar tumhare paas aa jaatha hai woh toh tum yeh kabhi mat kehna ki usne mujeh tumse zyaada importance diya, tum imagine bhi nehi kar sakthe kithna pyaar kartha hai woh banda tumse (Have you ever tried to understand that what was going on with Sonu when you were getting married? It was easy for you to get mad at him but later on he would hold onto me and cry all night, we are getting married and yet every time he gets a call from you he leaves me and comes to you without even thinking twice, so don't you ever say that he gave me more importance than you, you have absolutely no idea how much that guy loves you)"

Titu looked down.

"Kissi ke saat dena hai na toh teek se saat do, aise saat dene ka naatak mat karo (If you want to support someone do it properly don't just pretend to do it)"

Somya said and walked away.

***

SONU 's POV

I walked into my bedroom to see a frustrated Somya trying to tie a saree at this point I was very familiar with her 'annoyed but won't admit it face' so I proceeded with caution.

"Somya.....tum teek ho? (Somya....you okay)"

"Teek hi hoon yaar mujeh kya hona hai (Yes I am okay what is going to happen to me)"

"Saree badi acchi hai (The Saree is beautiful)"

"Toh tum hi pehan lo, kyuki mujse yeh banda nehi jaa raha (So you wear it, because I can't put it on)"

"Toh mat pehano na kya farak padtha hai (then don't wear it who cares)"

"Toh pajama pehenke shaadi karloo kya tumse (So should I marry you in my pajamas?)"

"Jo bhi ho tum hi ho na toh chalega yaar main bhi pohonj jaaonga apni Tshirt main (Whatever at the end of the day its still you I will show up in my T shirt)"

I said and sat down and looked at her. Somya came and sat down on my lap and rested her head on my shoulder.

"Waise saree badi acchi hai yaar (Still the Saree is really pretty)" Somya said.

"Toh main help karoonga na saree pehenne main (So I will help you to wear the saree)"

"Tumeh todi aatha hai Saree baandna (You don't know how to wear a saree)"

"Uttarna toh aath hai wahi reverse mein kar loonga (I know how to take it off I will just do it in reverse)"

Somya laughed. And right then there was a knock on the door it was Titu right on time as usual.

"Haan aaja bhai (Yes come in man)"

Titu walked in. He handed us a packet.

"Yeh lo tum dono ke liye mere tharaf se early wedding gift (There you go from me for both of you an early wedding gift)"

"Kya hai isme? Their jayaadad ki papers toh nehi hai? (What is in it? Your property papers?)" I joked.

"Kuch aisa hi samaj lo (It's something like that)"

I looked at Somya who had opened the packed and she looked shocked.

"Kya hua? (What happened?)" I asked.

Somya showed me the packed and it had a name plate in it with the name 'Mr & Mrs. Shama'.

"Sharma?" I asked.

"Saale tu ithne saal se mere ghar pe aatha hai meri mummy ki haat ke khana khaa raha hai lekin hamare sir name rakhne mein sharam aathi hai kya tumne, mummy ne bhi bol diya mujeh abhi Somya ko officially hamare ghar ke bahu banana hai chup chaap maan le warna disown kar dena hai tujeh, kyu Somya chalega? (You have been coming to my house eating my moms food for years but you hesitate to still use our sir name mummy also told me that now when you get married Somya should be officially her daughter in law so now just go along with it or I would disown you, so Somya okay?)"

I looked at Somya her eyes were moist; She stood up and rushed and hugged Titu.

"Thank you" She said.

I joined their hug.

***

TITU 's POV

"Tumeh decoraton wale ko nehi catering wale ko phone karna tha, shaadi ho rahi hai meri focus kar tu (You were supposed to call the caterer and not the decorator, I am getting married focus)" Sonu said.

"Tumhari shaadi ho rahi hai main kyu focus karoon? Tum karo focus mujse nehi hotha yeh sad (You are the one getting married why should I focus, you focus)" I said.

"Main akele sab kuch kaise karoonga? (How can I do all this alone)"

"Tum event management kartha hai there ko shaadiyan karane ki paise milthe hai (You do event management, you get paid for arranging weddings)"

"Main shaadiyan karatha hoon kartha nehi hoon roz roz..... (I arrange wedding I don't get married everyday.....)"

Sonu continued ranting as usual; meanwhile Soumya walked in and swiftly grabbed a bottle off the table and stated chugging it down her throat as I looked at her shocked. Sonu turned around and looked.

"Bhai isko kya ho gaya? (Bro what happened to her?)" I asked.

"I have no idea"

He said as Somya kept a now empty bottle now back on the table. Sonu walked up to Somya.

"Tum teek toh ho? (Are you okay?)" Sonu asked.

Somya looks up with a lost look on her face.

"Meri Shaadi ho rahi hai (I am getting married)" She said.

"Yeh tumeh abhi patha chal raha hai? (And you are only finding it out now?)" I asked.

"Somya I know yeh toda sa scary hai par, lekin hum dono ne bohot kuch handle kiya hai yaar saat mein yeh bhi handle kar lenge, aur waise bhi hamare beech mein toh koi kaleesh karne waale risthedaar bhi nehi aaram se ho jaayega shaadi tum tension mat le (Somya I know this is a bit scary but its us, we have gone through a lot together we can handle this too at least we don't have relatives who creates drama don't stress over it)" Sonu said.

"Rishthedaar ke zaroorat hi kahan hai yeh Titu hai na duniya bhar ki kalesh karne ke liye (We don't even need relatives we have Titu to cause all the drama in the world)" Somya said.

"Kamaal hai yaar tum dono apne ladayi ki beech main tum mujeh kyu laa rahi ho maine kya kiya yaar? (That's great why do you guys bring me in between your fights what did I do?)" I asked.

"Tum hamaesha hamara romance ke beech main bhi guss jaatha hai na toh abb ladayi ke beech main bhi gussna padega (You always comes in between our romance so now you will have to come in between our fights)"

Sonu said, I rolled my eyes.

"Baby hamara relationship hi aisa hai, main iski relationship main kalesh kartha hai yeh meri relationship mein kalesh kartha isse pyaar badtha hai baba (Baby that's just how relationship is like I create drama in his relationship he creates drama in my relationship it just increases our love for each other)"

"Haan lekin iske wajah se mere dil mein there liye pyaar kam ho raha hai na (Yes but because of this I am loosing the love I have for you)"

"Arey ithna zyaada pyaar hai hamare beech mein thoda kam ho jayega toh bilkul farak nehi padega yaar (There is so much love between us even if we loose a little bit it won't make a difference)"

Somya smiled.

I stood up and walked into the kitchen to go find a cure for Somya's unavoidable hangover.