Somya's POV

I looked at Sonu's horrified face as he saw his biggest fear come to life in front of his eyes; the tension on his face scared me. Meanwhile Titu and Sweety just stared at each other and I knew that I had to get Sonu out of there at least until they both got decent. So I took his hand and walked out closing the door behind me.

***

"Shit Shit Shit" Sonu said holding on to his head.

"Jithna maine socha tha yeh Sweety toh usse bhi bhadi kameeni nikali (This Sweety turned out to be an even bigger Jerk than I thought) I said.

"Ye toh saari planning hi ulti pad gayi yaar (now our whole plan has backfired)"

"Ithna naatak kiya, Ithna saare piase karch kiya taaki yeh din na dekhna pade (We did all this drama spend all this money so that we don't have to see this day)"

"Jab se mujeh patha chala ki Titu meri peet peeche Sweety ko contact karne ka kosish kar raha tha uss time se issi din ka daar tha mujeh (From the time I found out that Titu was trying to contact sweety behind my back I was afraid of this)"

"Issiliye tho maine yeh solid plan bahaya tha tumhari help karne ke liye, thaaki hum Sweety se hamari fake shaadi tudwa sake (That's why I made this solid plan to help you, to make Sweety break our fake wedding)"

"Mujeh toh laga tha ki ek baar aghar Sweety ne Shaadi thudwa di Titu ko lagega Sweety ki wajah se toota hai aur woh guilt mein aake Sweety ki naam thak lena band kar dega (I thought if we just got her to break our wedding Titu will think that we broke up because of Sweety and then he will feel so guilty that he wont even mention her name ever again)"

"Kasam se naagin hai yeh ladki, hamare peeche mudthe hi dass lethi hai (I swear she is a snake she will bite us as soon as we turn around)"

"Patha hai issiliye toh  isse peecha choodane ke liye ithna mehanat kar raha tha mein, lekin Titu ne toh naagin ko hi gosle mein gussa liya (I know that's why I was working so hard to get rid of her, but Titu just put the snake in the hole)"

"Chee! Kaise baatein kar raha hai tu? (Eyeww! What are you saying?)"

"Ki Titu ne Sweety ko room mein.......Tumne kya socha? (That Titu invited Sweety to the Room...........what did you think?)"

"Accha woh, chodo na doosra plan banathe hai (Oh that, forget it let's make another plan)"

***

Sonu's POV

"Bhai suno toh......pee rakhi thi kal raat ko hogaya galti se (Bro listen....... I was drunk last night, I made a mistake)"

Titu said even as I focused on avoiding him.

"Abeyy chutiye tu ghir nehi gaya tha uske upar jo keh raha hai galti ho gaya, peeke log kammene ho jaathe hai chuthiye nehi ho jaathe (you didn't slip and fall on top of her to call it a mistake, people become assholes after drinking not idiots)" I said.

Titu rolled his eyes as I continued packing my bags for going home.

***

Sweety's POV

I tried squeezing my ear more into the door as I tried to listen to the conversation of Titu and Sonu.

"Maanna padega tumko hamara plan kya patha chala apna chal chala shuru ho gayi tum (I have to give it you this was impressive as soon as you found out about our plan you started with your own games)" Somya said from behind.

"Woh kya hai na mujeh tumara bagwaas sunne ki bilkul mood nehi hai abhi toh kindly dafa ho jao yaha se teek hai? (You know what I am in no mood to listen to your nonsense right now so kindly fuck off)"

"Kasam se aghar tumne galat target nehi choose ki hothi na toh main toh support kar rahi hothi tumeh (I swear if you wouldn't have chosed the wrong target I would have been supporting you)" "Main bhi mar nehi rahi hoon tumhare approval ke liye, aur tum na zyada sadi-saavitri mat bano tujme aur mujme zyaada farak nehi hai (It's not like I am dying to get your approval, don't you act all innocent now coz you and I are not that diffrent)"

"Tum kehana kya caahth ho? (What are you trying to say?)"

"Tum na ek number ki jhooti ho jhooti sonu ki help karne ki bahana karke ussi ko chunna laga rahi ho ? Sharam nehi aati tumen? (you are the biggest liar ever, you are taking advantage of Sonu by pretending to help him? Aren't you ashamed of yourself?)"

"Oh hello main na actually help kar rahi hoon uski mein tumhai tarah nehi hoon samji? (Oh hello I am actually helping him I am not like you do you understand?)"

"Mein shakal beewakoof lagthi hoon kya? Tum bina kissi faide ke uski help kar rahi ho? Itna accha koi nehi hota hota samji (Do l look like an idiot to you ? You are helping him without any benefit, no one is that nice)"

"Mujeh kya faida hoga yeh sab karne se ? (What will l ever gain from doing all this?)"

" Akheli ladk, rich ladka, dono kea age peeche koi nehi aur jithne bhi log hai uski life mein woh saare tumse impressed, aur kya caahiye life mein ?( lonely girl, rich guy , without any family, and whoever is in his life is impressed by you, what more do you need in life?)"

"Akheli hoon par independent hoon, mujseh aghar log impress hothi hai toh isme meri kya galti hai? Mein hoon hi impressive aur waise bhi main use zyaada paise kamaati hoon meri life mein paison ki koi kami nehi hai (lam alone but l am independent if people are impnessed by me how is that my fault? l am quite impressive and anyways l earn more money than him so l don't have any scarcity of money in my life)"

" Lekin relationship ki kami toh hai, tumhari shakal se hi patha chalta hai ki tumne aaj thak ek bhi serious relationship nehi kiya hai yeh baat tum bhi jaanit ho ki aghar situation aisi nehi hothi toh Sonu jaisa ladka tumse kabhi shaadi nehi karta, aur yeh sab jo tum log karte rehte ho na who sab sirf humeh dikhane ke liye toh nehi ho sakta, toh tum kabhi bhi yeh mat sochna ki tum mujse better ho ( But you do have a scarcity of relationship, l can tell from your face that you haven't been in one serious relationship till date, and even you know that if the situation was not like this a guy like Sonu would never agree to marry you, and the stuff you two keep on doing its not just to show us, so don't you ever think that you are better than me)"

Somya just stood there confused as I walked away.

***

Somya's POV

I sat in my room confused thinking about what Sweety said, was she right? Was I really doing this for Sonu or deep down am I doing this for me?)"

"Bohot ho gaya yeh faltoo ka planning , abb na kuch bada karna padega (I am done with these lowsy plans now we have to plan something big)"

Sonu said as he walked into the room.

"Tum teekh ho? (You okay?)"

He asked looking at me.

"Nehi,dimaag kharab ho rakha hai mera (NO, l am mad as hell)"

"Arey tu tension mat le main Sweety ko handle kar loonga, tu bas relax kar (Oho, don't you get stressed over it , I will handle Sweety)"

Sonu said putting his arm around me.

"Accha! Aur tujeh kaun handle karega? (Oh! And who is gonna handle you?)"

" Mathlab? (Meaning?)"

"Matlab Sweety their band bacha rahi hai aur tu yaha bait kar mujpe line maar raha hai (Meaning Sweety is beating you , but you are sitting here hitting on me)"

"Yaar tu toh ithni awesome hai, koi paagal hi hoga jo tumpe line na maarega, aur Sweety ka kya hai yaar woh kithne bhi paapad bhel le tumhare samne uske koi chance hi nehi banta (Dude you are so awesome, that only someone crazy to not hit on you, and don't worry about Sweety no matter how hard she tries, she doesn't stand a chance in front of you)"

"Yaar tu samaj nehi raha aghar tu haar gaya na toh tum sirf apne nazaron mein ghiroge lekin aghar mein haar gayi na toh mein tumhari nazaron mein ghir jaaogi aur who mujse bardaas nehi hoga ( You don't understand if you fail you will let yourself down but if l fail l will let you down and l can't handle that)"

"( Hum ek doosre ko ek saal se jaante hai aur jab se hum dono mile hai na tabse tum mere haar problem ka solution nikal rahi hai, kabhi na kabhi ek problem toh aani hi thi jiska solution kisi ki paas nehi hoga, lekin tumhara kaam mera saare problems solve karna nehi hai bas mera saat dena hai jo tum ithne time se karthe aaye ho tho tum yeh kabhi mat sochna ki tum mere nazaron mein ghir jaaoge kyuki that's impossible (We know each other for one year and since then you have solved all of my problems, but someday a problem was about to come that you can't come up with a solution to but your job is not to solve my problems but to just stay with me which you have been doing for such a long time, so don't you ever think that you are gonna let me down because that's impossible)"

He said and made my heart melt so I hugged him.

***

Sonu's POV

I don't know what Sweety said to Somya but she sure as hell got to her, I had half the mind to go scream at Sweety but l had to cheer up Somya somehow so l went out and got her favorite pastry l went into our room to surprise her but l saw something that l thought I would never find in my bedroom – Sweety.

"Sweety tum yaha kya kar rahi ho? (Sweety what are you doing here?)"

" Nehi, kaha ? Kya? (No, where ? What ?)"

Sweety said as she hid something behind her back.

"(Tumhare haat mein kya hai? (What's in your hand?)"

"Kuch nehi, mere toh haat hi nehi hai (Nothing, I don't even have hands)"

"Sweety.. . . give it"

I said in a stern voice.

"Okay fine!"

She said and gave me a packet, to my surprise it was just some pills.

"Tumeh gas hua hai ? (You have gas?)"

"Woh gas ki dawai hai? Fir toh accha hua ki tum aa gaye warna mein galti se yeh waali tablet le leti(That's the tablet for gas? Then it's a good thing you came by or else I would have taken these tablets by mistake)"

"Tum doond kya rahi thi? (What were you looking for?)"

"Tum mujeh judge toh nehi karoge na? (You won't judge me will you?)"

"Sweety yaar maine tumse zyaada embarrassing cheese ki hai, main tumeh kaise judge kar saktha hoon? (Sweety I have done more embarrassing stuff than you, how can I ever judge you?)"

"Main morning after pill doond rahi thi (I was searching for a morning after pill)"

"OMG! Jo kal raat hua who sachem accident tha aur tumhare koi diabolical plan ka hissa tha (OMG! What happened last night was actually an accident and wasn't a part of your diabolical plan)"

"Hann nehi tha accident, main upset thi kal raat ko toh mein Titu ko sach batane chali gayi par who apne bed pe bait kar daaru pee raha that oh fir maine bhi uske saat bait ke do teen peg laga di fir ho gaya yaar galti se mistake (Yes it was not an accident , I was upset so I went to tell Titu the truth but he was sitting on the bed drinking so I also had a few pegs and then we just made a mistake)"

"Toh tumne mujse jhoot kyu bola fir? (So then why did you lie to me?)"

"Kyuki mein nehi caahthi thi ki tumeh patha chale ki mein ithni badi bewakoof hoon, mujeh accha lagtha hai jab log mujeh supervillain type samajte hai (Because I didn't wanted you to know that I am such a big idiot, I like it when people think of me as a supervillain)"

I dug through my stuff and found a pack of moring after pills.

"Yeh lo, lene se pehele expiry date check kar lena Somya yeh zyaada use nehi karti usko side effects hote hai (Here you go, but check the expiry date before you take it , because somya don't take it much because she has side effects)"

"Toh fir uske pass yeh pills kyu hai? (Then why dose she have these pills)"

" Emergency ke liye (It's for emergencies)"

"Emergency mahlab? Actually uska jawab mat dena,mujeh nehi jaanna ki tum dono kya ajeeb cheese karthe rahthe ho (Emergency meaning? Actually don't answer that I don't wanna know what weird stuff you guys do)"

"Accha main ek baat bolo tum kuch bhi karlo mere liye tum hamesha supervillain hi rahogi (Okay but can I say something, no matter what you do you will always be a supervillain for me)"

Sweety smiled.

***

"Somya main tumhare samne haath jhodthi hoon please iss paagal ko mere room se baahar le jaao (Somya I beg you please get this idiot out of my room)"

Titu begged Somya as he struggled to get me off his bed.

"Aghar paagalon waale harkatein karoge na toh paagalon ke saath hi night spend karna padega (If you behave like an idiot you will have to spend your nights with idiots)"

Somya said as she handed Titu a pair of earplugs.

"Yeh lo yeh raat ko karate bohot maarta hai (Here take these, he snors a lot at night)"

Titu took them and looked at me pathetically as I smiled at him from the bed.

"Aaj tho mein bohot aaram se soungi (I am going to get a good night of sleep tonight)"

Somya said as she walked out of the room.

***

Somya's POV

I tossed and turned on the bed because as it turns out I have gotten so used to Sonu's snoring that now I can't sleep without it. As I was trying to make peace with the fact that I won't get any sleep tonight I heard the door open and it was Sonu.

"Tu yaha kya kar raha hai? Titu pe nazar kaun rakhega who Sweety se milne chala gaya toh? (What are you doing here? Who will keep an eye on Titu what if he goes to meet Sweety?)"

"Tu uski figar mat karo main usko room mein lock karke aaya hoon, tumhare binna neend nehi aa rahi thi yaar (Don't worry about him I locked him in the room before coming here, I couldn't sleep without you)"

"Toh aaja fir (So come on then)"

I said as I smiled and lifted up the blanket, he got into bed and hugged me and we fell asleep within seconds.