Act 2


T.Boi: Alright, let's get these dares going!

Gary: You're a furry.

Camilla: Your free trial of life has expired.

5 minutes later...

News Reporter: Breaking News, a Leafeon is beating up a boy because he called her a furry. Further News to come.

Arceus: ...

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Ash: Well I was shocked and Pikachu is carrying my clothes

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T.Boi: Indigo did.

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Max: Ok, let's make out!

Clemont: As long there is no human breeding involved, I'm ok with it.

May: Same with me.

Fourthwheel: *starts making out*

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Paul: Whatever....

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Eve: Ok, let's nuke them *presses the nuke button*

Meanwhile in the Team Rocket base...

Jessie: Alright guys, do we have any plans to steal the twerp's Pikachu?

Meowth: Hate to say dat, but no.

Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet! (Same here!)

James: Wait, is it just me or do I see.... A NUKE?!

Team Rocket: We're blowing up-

BOOM!

News Reporter: Breaking News, The Team Rocket base has been nuked. Further News to come.

Arceus: They deserve that.

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Luna: *transforms and breaks Gary's bones*

Gary: AAAAAAAAH-

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Bianca: What do you mean by that- *farts nonstop*

12 seconds later...

News Reporter: Breaking News, a girl is farting in Unova making it the smellest region. Further News to come.

Arceus: ...

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(Author's Note: Sorry if this is the wrong one)

https://youtu.be/XvqOjh4Req8

Serena: Now, that I think about it, you've traveling with a lot of girls.

Ash: I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH THEM THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS!

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T.Boi: *snaps fingers*

Flowey: Howdy everyone!

Sophocles: Don't trust him guys, I played undertale and he's a murderer!

Flowey: He's right, in my world it's to kill or be killed!

T.Boi: Ok, that's enough *snaps fingers and Flowey is back to his own world*

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Ash: Thank Arceus!

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Serena: Well it's something...

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Switchy: *grabs a gun* Neat.

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Dawn and Chloe: Umm...

T.Boi: How about I make clones?

Moonlightblossom: That's ok we guess?

And so T.Boi makes clones of them and makes them in love.

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Bonnie: Ok! *travels through the speed of light*

Clemont: Bonnie! *runs after her*

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Everyone: Heck yeah!

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Switchy: Ok so...

25 minutes later...

Switchy: And that's how we beat up the UEE and the ES cast.

The Pokemon Cast plus T.Boi: Remind us not to mess with you guys.

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Ash's Pokedex: Wooper has been added to your Pokedex!

Ash: HUH?! *checks his pokedex* Wow, I got a Wooper!

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Dawn: *kisses Ash*

Ash: ?!

Serena: ... Omae wa mou shindeiru (You're already dead)

Dawn: Nani? (What?)

5 minutes later..

News Reporter: Breaking news, a girl and a Sylveon are fighting over a baby, futher news to come.

Arceus: ...

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Ash: It was fun, but it was short.

Pikachu: Pika pikachu (I wish i was a human though)

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Wooper: Woopah! (Thanks!)

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Dawn: I got a Combee!

Piplup: Piplup! (Yay!)

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(Thanks for the dares! See ya on Act 3)

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