Act 2
T.Boi: Alright, let's get these dares going!
Gary: You're a furry.
Camilla: Your free trial of life has expired.
5 minutes later...
News Reporter: Breaking News, a Leafeon is beating up a boy because he called her a furry. Further News to come.
Arceus: ...
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Ash: Well I was shocked and Pikachu is carrying my clothes
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T.Boi: Indigo did.
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Max: Ok, let's make out!
Clemont: As long there is no human breeding involved, I'm ok with it.
May: Same with me.
Fourthwheel: *starts making out*
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Paul: Whatever....
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Eve: Ok, let's nuke them *presses the nuke button*
Meanwhile in the Team Rocket base...
Jessie: Alright guys, do we have any plans to steal the twerp's Pikachu?
Meowth: Hate to say dat, but no.
Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet! (Same here!)
James: Wait, is it just me or do I see.... A NUKE?!
Team Rocket: We're blowing up-
BOOM!
News Reporter: Breaking News, The Team Rocket base has been nuked. Further News to come.
Arceus: They deserve that.
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Luna: *transforms and breaks Gary's bones*
Gary: AAAAAAAAH-
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Bianca: What do you mean by that- *farts nonstop*
12 seconds later...
News Reporter: Breaking News, a girl is farting in Unova making it the smellest region. Further News to come.
Arceus: ...
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(Author's Note: Sorry if this is the wrong one)
https://youtu.be/XvqOjh4Req8
Serena: Now, that I think about it, you've traveling with a lot of girls.
Ash: I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH THEM THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS!
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T.Boi: *snaps fingers*
Flowey: Howdy everyone!
Sophocles: Don't trust him guys, I played undertale and he's a murderer!
Flowey: He's right, in my world it's to kill or be killed!
T.Boi: Ok, that's enough *snaps fingers and Flowey is back to his own world*
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Ash: Thank Arceus!
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Serena: Well it's something...
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Switchy: *grabs a gun* Neat.
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Dawn and Chloe: Umm...
T.Boi: How about I make clones?
Moonlightblossom: That's ok we guess?
And so T.Boi makes clones of them and makes them in love.
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Bonnie: Ok! *travels through the speed of light*
Clemont: Bonnie! *runs after her*
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Everyone: Heck yeah!
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Switchy: Ok so...
25 minutes later...
Switchy: And that's how we beat up the UEE and the ES cast.
The Pokemon Cast plus T.Boi: Remind us not to mess with you guys.
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Ash's Pokedex: Wooper has been added to your Pokedex!
Ash: HUH?! *checks his pokedex* Wow, I got a Wooper!
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Dawn: *kisses Ash*
Ash: ?!
Serena: ... Omae wa mou shindeiru (You're already dead)
Dawn: Nani? (What?)
5 minutes later..
News Reporter: Breaking news, a girl and a Sylveon are fighting over a baby, futher news to come.
Arceus: ...
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Ash: It was fun, but it was short.
Pikachu: Pika pikachu (I wish i was a human though)
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Wooper: Woopah! (Thanks!)
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Dawn: I got a Combee!
Piplup: Piplup! (Yay!)
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(Thanks for the dares! See ya on Act 3)
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