Road Trip
(Sonic is now inside Ozzy's dog cage, much to Y/N's dismay and Tom gently pokes him with a spatula and moves his head a little. He then holds up Sonic's and Y/N's quill and makes an intriguing discovery.)
Tom: The blue devil and the Black Angel.
Y/N: No, duh.
(Tom walks to the counter and ponders what he should do, while Y/N walks over to the couch, placing his backpack and his guitar case down, and sits down. He waits and waits for his brother to wake up, not knowing how long that sleeping dart Tom shot with will last. He then sighs, feeling he needs to relax and knowing Sonic is strong. So he opens his case, pulls his guitar out, and turns it on as he tunes it to make sure it's working before he begins to play.)
https://youtu.be/qJ3x0JOkFhk
(Once he was done, he turns to tom who was speechless.)
Tom: Woah...you play the guitar?
Y/N: Yeah, sometimes...you like it?
Tom: It's... amazing. It's fantastic. Aren't you that Dark Syren everyone's been talking about?
Y/N: A...what?
Tom: You didn't know? You're viral.
(Tom showed him a few videos of Y/N in his black disguise playing guitar with the songs they know. They got some good comments about it.)
Tom: You're pretty famous.
Y/N: Awesome!
(Just then, Sonic regains consciousness, opens the cage, and tries to stand up. Tom smiles at Y/N, turns back to the cage, and is startled by Sonic.)
Y/N: Bro! You're okay!
(Y/N runs and gives Sonic a quick hug before helping him stand a bit while the latter tries to regain consciousness..)
Sonic: (Looking to Tom) Donut Lord?
Tom: It can talk. You're not... you're not here to abduct me, are you?
Y/N: What?
Sonic: You abducted ME!
Tom: Okay, that's a fair point. What are you two? Why were you guys hiding out in my garage?
Sonic: We needed somewhere safe. And you're the only person I could think of, Donut Lord.
Tom: Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord?
Y/N: Cause you talk to donuts and then eat them if they get out of line. Which is weird...
Tom: Again, fair...
(Sonic looked around the house.)
Sonic: Wait, wait, wait. Where are all the mushrooms? Why are we still on Earth? What is-- Oh, no! I lost our Rings!
Tom: What!?
(Before Y/N could explain, Tom hears a vehicle approaching outside, which is Dr. Robotnik's truck.)
Tom: What's happening? Is this your mother ship? I'm not in the mood to get probed.
Sonic: You think you're worried? We're not even wearing pants!
Tom: [Looks out the window to see Robotnik's truck parked outside] What the...
[Sonic and Y/N look out as well but yelps and covers the window with the curtains]
Sonic: They're coming for us!
Tom: Who's coming for you two? What does that got to do with me?
Y/N: Who's coming for you two? What does that got to do with me?
Tom: No, I don't! Why?
Sonic: Well, my legs, which normally would be classified as lethal weapons, feel like spaghetti. I need your help. Please. It's life or death.
(Tom looks at Sonic and Y/N, then back to the window, then he makes his decision.)
Tom: Fine. Come with me.
(Tom walks out and Y/N follows after him while Sonic tries to walk, but instead faceplants on the floor after falling off a table.)
Sonic: Uh, a little help?
(Y/N sighs at this and pulls his brother by the leg and drags him through. They the made it to the attic.)
Tom: All right, stay here. And be quiet.
Sonic: Good plan. Great plan! We're already working so well together! Practically finishing each other's sentences.
[Tom walks downstairs, closing the attic door on the way out]
Sonic: Okay, bye.
Y/N: Real smooth, bro.
https://youtu.be/jzSCGziMX_8
(Start at 2:22)
(Back in the attic, Sonic and Y/N are curled up into a ball to blend in with the other sports balls to avoid detection.)
Sonic: Okay, I'm a ball, just a normal ball. I'm blending in like a ball.
Y/N: Shh, stop talking.
Sonic: No, you stop talking.
Y/N: Shut up, Sonic!
Sonic: YOU be quiet, Y/N! Oh, I hope they aren't scanning me with X-rays. I had a kind of an embarrassing lunch.
Y/N: Dude, gross.
(Another flying drone flies into the attic and starts scanning the area and they get closer to the blue and dark balls.)
Sonic: Don't freak out. Don't freak out, don't freak out. [The lasers get even closer] Don't freak out, don't freak out.[Just before the scanners reach him, he panics]
Sonic: I'm freaking out!!!
Y/N: Sonic, wait!
(Sonic leaps out of his hiding spot and fumbles out of the attic and rolls down the stairs.)
Y/N: God.....dang it......Sonic.
(Sonic rolls into the kitchen and bumps into the counter. Y/N rolls himself away from the lasers and gets out of the attic after uncurling himself and goes after Sonic.)
Dr. Robotnik: Compared to what I--[Robotnik and Tom look for the source of the noise]
Tom: Old pipes.
Dr. Robotnik: Yeah. Probably just the house settling. Nothing to see here![Robotnik pushes past Tom and rushes inside to find the source of the noise with Tom behind him]
Tom: Hey![Tom and Robotnik find a raccoon on top of the counter, chomping away at the cake]
Dr. Robotnik: Here's the thing. I'm never wrong.
Tom: [Pats Robotnik's shoulder] Well, first time for everything, I guess.[Tom walks over to the counter as the raccoon leaves through a doggie door]
Tom: Would you like some cake? I hear raccoons have the cleanest mouths of any animal that routinely eats garbage.
(Robotnik chuckles and gives Tom a chagrined look and turns away, only to find two of Sonic and Y/N's quill on the table, and he picks them up, a sinister smirk on his face.)
Dr. Robotnik: Look at that. I was right. [Waves his hand down his face] Note the lack of surprise.[Robotnik's face turns angry once again]
Dr. Robotnik: Shall we try this again?
(Robotnik whistles to the tune of Richard Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" and an flying drone slowly approaches Tom while Sonic and Y/N are watching underneath the counter and the drone arms its weapons and aims them at Tom. Robotnik strokes two quills as he inches closer to Tom.)
Dr. Robotnik: I'm going to give you five seconds to tell me where it is. Five.T
Tom: I don't know what you're talking about.
Dr. Robotnik: Four.
Tom: Hey, tough guy. I'm a cop. And you're threatening an officer. [Brandishes his badge]
Dr. Robotnik: How can you threaten somebody who never existed? Three. Come on! Rack your brain! You might be able to come up with some lame excuse to go on living, in two...[Tom glances at the drone.]
Dr. Robotnik: One!
(Sonic and Y/N rushes from beneath the counter. Y/N gets his energy ready and glares at Robotnik.)
Y/N: Back off mustache!
Sonic: Wait! Don't hurt him!
Dr. Robotnik: AAH!!!
(Tom punches Robotnik in the face, knocking him to the ground. A skirmish ensues inside the house with the flying drone firing its weapons everywhere, breaking objects and knocking some over while Tom, Y/N, and Sonic scramble for cover.)
Sonic: This feels excessive!
[Sonic notices the drone and gets an idea.]
Tom: Stay behind me.
Y/N: Uh, Dude?
(Tom notices Sonic is no longer with him, but only Y/N, who points at something. He turns to see him rather, climbing on top of a shelf, preparing to commence his attack. Tom and Y/N shakes their head urgently but Sonic just nods and give them a smug look and Sonic jumps onto the drone.)
Sonic: Hiyah!
Sonic: Don't worry, I got it right where I want it!
[Tom and Y/N scramble for cover while Sonic is having a blast.]
Sonic: Can you believe Amazon is gonna deliver packages with these things?[The drone tries shaking Sonic off.]
Sonic: This was a horrible plan! What was I thinking?!
Y/N: Nothing! You don't think at all!
(Tom sees Y/N brings out his energy, ready to strike as Sonic continues to fight the drone but is ultimately thrown off.)
Sonic: I'm gonna puke!
(Y/N runs out from corner, leaps into the air, and pulls his fist back.)
(The punch sends the robot flying out a window and crashing into a tree near the house. Tom then goes to Sonic and carries him out of the house as Y/N quickly places his guitar back in the case, closes it, and takes it with him and follows after Tom while Sonic is acting loopy from the fight.)
Tom: Come on! We gotta get out of here.
Y/N: Don't have to tell me twice!
Sonic: [droozing] Oh, don't tell me that's all you got! I'm just getting started! Let me know if you want to go round two with the blue!
(Tom puts Sonic in the passenger seat while Y/N sits in the back of where Sonic is sitting. Tom gets into the truck, starts it, and drives away as quickly as possible, just as Agent Stone arrives and he walks inside the house and finds Robotnik on the floor.)
Agent Stone: Doctor! Are you okay? [Helps Robotnik to his feet] I saw a guy race out of here and thought--
Dr. Robotnik: That you should stop them? Open your mouth and say you thought that you should stop them.
Agent Stone: No, I thought that maybe I should check to see if you were okay...![Robotnik grabs him by his lower jaw and pulls him close]
Dr. Robotnik: You know what's hard about being the smartest person in the world?
Agent Stone: Everyone else seems stupid.
Dr. Robotnik: Stupid, yes! Way to go! You got that one. [Releases Agent Stone and wipes his gloves on Stone's coat] Whatever those creatures are, it's our job to secure them, neutralize them, uncover the source of their power. And if they resist... we take them apart... piece by piece. [Puts on his broken glasses] See what makes them tick. Stone?
Agent Stone: Doctor?
Dr. Robotnik: Call Optical Illusions. [Takes off his glasses] Tell them I need new frames. [Tosses his glasses to the floor] They know what kind I like. [Walks away but stops] Oh, and bring those quills. [Walks out]
Agent Stone: Yes, Doctor.
(Sonic, Y/N, and Tom are now riding on the open road in Tom's truck.)
Tom: Alright, pals, you two need to start talking right now. Who are you guys? WHAT are you?
Sonic: We're hedgehogs! I feel like that's obvious.
Y/N: And we're in big trouble.
Tom: Oh, you're in big trouble? You're not the ones who punched some government weirdo back there.
Sonic: You think you have problems? I lost our Rings!
Tom: Rings? What are you talking about?
Y/N: Okay, Rings are how all advanced cultures travel between worlds. And now ours are on top of a pointy building I've only ever seen on your skintight T-shirt!
Sonic: So, I'd like you to take me to San Francisco so I can get back my Rings and use them to go to the Mushroom Planet.
Tom: Mushroom Planet.
Sonic: Yes!
Tom: Right. [Pulls over to the side of the road] Okay, pals, [Opens the passenger side door] out you go.
Y/N: Huh?!
Sonic: I'm sorry, what?
Tom: Look, this is the worst possible time for me to get myself into trouble, okay? You asked me to save your lives, I saved your lives. Now, please, go find your Rings and your mushroom land. Hopefully I'm gonna wake up in a hospital bed and the doctor's gonna tell me that my colonoscopy was a big success. Okay? So, goodbye.
Y/N: (Sighs) Fine.
Sonic: Okay. Goodbye.
(Sonic and Y/N step out of the truck.)
Tom: Goodbye." (Tom noticed the hedgehog siblings are still standing next to the truck.) Why aren't you two leaving?
Sonic/Y/N: We don't know where San Francisco is.
Tom: It's west.
Sonic: West?
Tom: Straight shot, can't miss it.
Sonic: Fine. That's cool. We're totally cool saying goodbye now.
(Sonic and Y/N speed off in the direction Tom gave them, but they comes back to the truck, now soaking wet and covered in seaweed with a fish on his head while Y/N looks completely fine and all nice and dry, with stopping himself before he hit the water, but not his brother as he snickers a bit for how funny he looks.)
Sonic: So, as we crashed into the cold, dark water of the Pacific, I realized a few things. A, we have no idea where I'm going. B, salt water stings. C, we shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but we are! Why?! Because you shot me!
Tom: I know.
Y/N: You shot my brother!
Tom: All right, I heard you the first time. You don't have to... pile it on. Good grief.
Sonic: [Extends his thumb] I'm wet, [Extends his index finger] I'm cold, [Opens his hands] there's a fish on my head!
Y/N: And clearly, we're not going to be able to do this on our own.
(Tom looks at Sonic as the fish falls off his head and then to Y/N, who looks determined. He eventually sighs in defeat,, knowing he can't get out of this.)
Tom: [Sighs] All right, get in the truck.
Sonic: Really? [Shakes himself off really quickly, puffing up his fur making Y/N laugh a bit.] You're gonna help us?!
Tom: I guess it is a little bit my fault that all this is happening to you two.
Y/N: Not a little bit. Entirely. It is ENTIRELY your fault.
Tom: Okay, it's entirely my fault. Are you two coming?Sonic: Yes.
(Sonic shakes himself off again, his fur going back to normal and he climbs back into the truck as Y/N sits in the back before he closes the door.)
Sonic: Road trip! Whoop, whoop!
Tom: [Sighs] What am I doing?
Y/N: Being the good guy.
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