Sonic, Y/N, and Tails are struggling to get through the harsh snowstorm, but it was too strong and they're all covered up in snow.

"I absolutely cannot find my way! We completely, totally, unequivocally lost!!" Sonic shouted.

"No kidding!! Thanks, Sonic!" Y/N sassed.

Tails looks through his device called Miles Electric.

"Sonic, Y/N! In this weather, there's no way we can get any readings on this thing! Should we go back?"

Sonic, however, spots a public restaurant nearby.

"No, no, no, no! There's a light up ahead! Maybe we could take shelter in there!"

"Are you sure? Remember the last time we went into the bar?"

"This is different!"

Sonic, Y/N, and Tails heads over to the cabin. Sonic looks over the snowy hill and sees winter clothes and goggles.

"Ah, perfect!"

"Are you sure about this? We don't know who's inside." Tails asked in concern.

"Yeah, I don't think it's a good idea." Y/N added, remembering the bar incident.

"Don't worry! On Earth, people are very welcoming and love taking complete strangers into their homes." Sonic assured with a smile.

"Yeah, right." Y/N rolled her eyes.

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Inside the cabin, men and women are chatting in the table loudly with smiles and cheers. Some of them are dancing through the music while the waitress is serving them. The door opened loudly with a creak to reveal Sonic, Y/N, and Tails in their winter clothes disguises. They get an icy and threatening reception from the patrons. One man turns with a scar on his face right where his left eye is. Sonic and Tails gasped while Y/N just stared. They turned to see another man sitting next to the other and stabbed the table with his knife.

Sonic and Tails gasped again and turned to the old lady in a rocking chair, knitting. They sighed in relief, but then she turned to them and showed a knitted skull face. They screamed again as Y/N looks ready to fight them off. The Butcher cuts off the head of the fish, causing to fall and go rolling towards them.

"Run." it said before dying in that spot.

Tails begins to faint if it wasn't for Y/N catching him. Sonic quickly change the atmosphere.

"Table for three, please!"

They're now sitting in the table as the waitress gives them menus. She asked them what they want in Siberian language.

"Three beef stews, please." Tails said.

His Miles Electric translated for him in a same language as hers. The waitress rolls her eyes and takes away their menus rudely.

"Where'd you get all these cool gadgets?" Sonic asked in admiration.

"I invented them. That's... kind of my thing. In fact, my inventions is how I discovered you two. Remember that night at the baseball field? Your energy blast reached all the way to my home planet. I saw you two save your whole village from that crazy mustache guy."

"Wait, so you've been watching us this whole time?" Sonic asked in surprise.

"Even in the shower?" Y/N cringed, slightly backing away.

"Ah, that's a trick question. Sonic the Hedgehog prefers bubble baths. Y/N the Hedgehog prefers privacy and sauna."

Sonic and Y/N were in awe.

"Wow..."

"Man, you're good!"

"When I learned Knuckles was on your trail, I knew I couldn't just sit back and watch anymore. I had to come warn you guys."

A notification beep was heard.

"Oh, what? Hang on, one second. Donut Lord's checking it."

Sonic pulls out his phone and gets a text message from Tom, prompting Sonic to write one back as he did.

"How's it goin' ?"

"Just chillin. Watching TV"

"And your sister?"

"Doing good. Just reading boring mangas 😒"

"Another boring night at home"

Seeing those text messages, Y/N smacks him in the arm looking offended that he called her manags boring. He gives her a mischievous grin and keeps texting Tom back.

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Meanwhile, back in Green Hills, Robotnik and Stone have intercepted Sonic and Tom text messages.

"The hedgehogs has returned home!" Knuckles exclaimed.

"Vansov, which is latin for 'Wrongo'."

Robotnik pinpointed his location in Siberia with his technology.

"According to my Worldwide Network Cell Tower Triangulation, he's lying. All the way... from the majestic hinterlands of eastern Siberia."

He shows the hologram of Sonic and Y/N where they're near the hologram of mountains as he peers down at them.

"He's a long distance liar!"

He begins to fiddle the holograms of Sonic and Y/N.

"Yeah, there's more where that came from."

Knuckles crushed the hologram of Sonic with his boxing glove, except Y/N.

"Tiny magic hedgehog destroyed."

Robotnik stares at him.

"Now let's begin our quest."

Robotnik is surprised he didn't crush the hologram of Y/N and had a suspicion that the echidna really cares for her. He and Knuckles begins to head out.

"Wait, what about your minion? The goat milker."

Knuckles gestured to Stone as he sweeps out the broken parts Knuckles have crushed.

"There's no room on the ship for Stone. I say we ditch him, ghost him, blow him off."

Knuckles doesn't like that.

"Dishonor!"

"This is how I roll."

Robotnik then opens door out of the coffee café with Knuckles following him.

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In Siberia, Sonic, Y/N, and Tails get the wrong dishes as the waitress served them some kind of octopus tentacles.

Tails groans in disgust while Y/N looks like she's going to puke. He turns to the waitress.

"Uh, I'm sorry, but I asked for the beef stew."

Tails brings out his device to correct her, but his translators glitches and turns his question into an insult.

"Her breath smells like goat poop."

That came out wrong as the waitress looks offended and demands what he just said. Tails doesn't know what to say and looks nervous. She calls everyone to come and see what he just said. The patrons approaches them.

"Uh, what's going on?" Sonic asked.

"Tails, what did you do?" Y/N asked.

"Maybe they think it's my birthday?"

Tails tries to fix his translator.

"Don't worry, we'll take care of this."

Sonic and Y/N stands on top of the table.

"Okay, everybody! Take it easy! I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation for whatever our friend said or did."

"He's pretty new to this and he really didn't mean to offend you."

It just worse as the translator tells them to stand back and that he farted. The patrons looks disgusted. As the situation escalates, the patrons tear off their disguises for everyone to see. The two space alien hedgehogs and a fox.

"Uh, meow?" Sonic meowed.

One of the patrons shouted to throw these monsters into the fire. Immediately, Sonic, Y/N, and Tails are grabbed by the patrons. The three struggled to get out of their grip.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Come on, guys! Take it easy! Let's talk this through! Let's talk this through!" Sonic exclaimed in panic.

"I don't think they'll listen!" Y/N gulped.

Tails struggles to find a solution through his Miles Electric. They're now near to the fireplace and the patrons prepare to throw them into it as they swung them back and forth.

"Come on, come on! Scanning Siberian customs! Oh, there's got to be something in here!"

"Tails, whatever you're doing, do it fast!"

"And hurry! Or else we'll be toast!"

Tails finally found something.

"Oh, I think I got it! Pivonka! Pivonka! Pivonka!!!"

The patrons stops at what they're doing and repeats the word 'Pivonka'. Soon after, they put Sonic, Y/N, and Tails down as everyone's attention turns to a single man in the restaurant, wearing a lion jacket. He turns to the trio and faces them.

"Dance. Pivonka!!"

He accepts the Pivonka challenge. Everyone cheers and began to spread out, removing chairs and tables to make a room around the circle.

"Tails? What's a Pivonka?" Sonic asked nervously.

"It's a Siberian custom to resolve disputes. If we win, they let us go. If we lose..."

On cue, the fireplace lits up, scaring the trio.

"Okay, we have to get the map and get out of here. Ugh, where's the map?"

"Oh no! I left it on the table! Look!"

They see the map on the table, which the waitress takes away. The Pivonka challenger then steps forward and takes off his shirt to reveal a tattoo of himself on the chest in a T-pose that he's doing right now.

"What??"

The bands play the music and the Pivonka challenger begins dancing to local music, which makes Sonic and Y/N realize what "Pivonka" is.

"Oh my God! It's a dance fight!"

"I'm not ready for this!!"

"Uhhh, Sonic? Y/N? What do we do?"

"We dance."

"And we get that map!"

"Here we go."

Sonic, Y/N, and Tails try to dance, but cannot get the rhythm right. Everyone boos at their horrible dance. They tried again but they ended up bumping into each other. The Pivonka challenger dances very well.

"Okay, this is not going well. Channing Tatum makes it look so easy."

"No kidding!"

"Wait, Sonic, Y/N! Look!"

They see the map stuck to the Pivonka challenger's shoe as he dances with the backup dancers following his move.

"The map! Come on, let's grab it!"

Sonic tries to get it, but the Pivonka challenger gets it first and shows it at them tauntedly.

"You want? Come get! Freaks!"

He puts the map in his pants. Everyone begins calling them 'freaks', which make Tails start to lose his nerve as he breathes in and out panicky. Y/N notices this and pats him on the head.

"Hey, what's wrong Tails?"

"Come on! We need you!" Sonic urged.

"I can't do this, guys! I'm not brave like you two! My gadget got us into this mess and I lost your map and we're gonna get tossed into a fire!"

Sonic and Y/N looks around and sees the speakers. They get an idea and Sonic zooms over and hooks his phone up to the speakers.

"New DJ coming in!"

He plays the music "Uptown Funk". Sonic comes back to them and everyone stops to hear a new music.

"Come on, pal. We got an idea."

Sonic and Y/N begins to dance their way around confusing Tails.

"They call us freaks..."

"...so let's get freaky!"

Sonic and Y/N goes to each side of Tails and brings out their hand.

"Just follow our moves. You'll be fine."

Tails grabs their hands and they begin to dance to their own music in their own way, which is much more successful and better as they do a spin with their hands on the floor. Everyone claps to the beat. Pivonka challenger was surprised. The trio move their arms up and down while moving their hips. Tails summons with holograms of himself using his Miles Electric.

"Alright! Backup dancers!"

"Now we're talking!"

Sonic, Y/N, and Tails kept dancing as more clones of Tails comes.

"Here we go!"

The Tails clones surrounded the hedgehog siblings and tossed them up in the air. They both did a spin and their own pose before landing back down. The real Tails accidentally trip himself and grab Y/N and twirl her around.

"For a little guy from another planet, you've got some move." Y/N laughed.

"Oh, that wasn't a move. That was an accident, but I accept the compliment."

The Pivonka challenger tries to beat them by doing his own dance, but it was no use. Tails grabs Sonic and Y/N and up they go. The trio spins around in the air, laughing wholeheartedly at how much fun they're having. Tails adds more clones but instead it's Sonic and Y/N as the clones copies them.

"Whoo-hoo!!"

"There's a lot of us right there!"

Tails swings them towards the chandelier before joining them.

"I love Pivonka!"

"Me too!!"

"And... the band is out!"

The clones of themselves disappears and the trio lands back down. Sonic gestures his sister to do the honors and she gladly faces the Pivonka challenger and does her solo dance, surprising Tails and everyone.

(Start by 0:00, 10:10, or others as they all got the best solo dance! Thanks RemixGal for the idea of dance battle!)

As she finishes dancing doing the pose, the Pivonka challenger looks like he's about to faint at any second. But she was not done yet as she brings out her guitar she secretly took with her before her whole fighting against Knuckles.

"Ohh! Things about to get real!"

Sonic zooms over and brings out the light as it shines over Y/N. She begins to play the strings of the electric guitar like a pro as she nods her head to the beat and starts singing. Sonic and Tails dance to the beat as her backup dancers.

"I can do it, I can run, I can hunt you down
You can try, but you can't stop me 'cause I'm gaining ground
I'm light on my feet, and I'm quick to the punch
I had a heavy breakfast, but a real light lunch
I'm a raging bonfire, a cherry bomb; I'm me

I'm rough-and-tumble, I'm the one to beat,
I'm a fresh coat of blacktop burnin' at your feet
I've got a poisonous sting, when I rain I pour
I'm the best of the best; I'm the soup du jour

I'm smooth as glass and sharp as a tack, I'm me
I'm the last and best stick of gum in the pack; I'm me

I'm a strong woman, fast-talking, big-bad-dog walking,
High falutin', drum-beatin', foot stompin', corn-poppin',
Speeding locomotive that just won't stop!
I'm a hot apple pie with a cherry on top!

I'm a crowd pleasin', head spinnin',
Winnin' in the ninth inning,
Whip-lashing, record-smashin',
Black-tie party crashing!

Cyclone of fun, I'm an army of one!
I'm strawberry sprinkles on a hot cross bun!

I've got you beat by a nose at the finish line
I'm a semi truck trailer with a scent of pine
I'm the cold hard walls of a prison cell
I'm a winter trip to the Wisconsin Dells
I'm a blood-red rose with a string of thorns, I'm me!
I'm a heart-shaped locket on a cold steel chain, I'm me!

I'm a big haymaker in a title fight
I'm a cute black kitten with a nasty bite
I'm an action double-feature on a Friday night!

I'm me! (x5)"

Soon after, Sonic, Y/N, and Tails hold hands and brought them up together in victory. Finally, the Pivonka challenger was finished as he collapsed on the ground.

"Ha ha ha! I'll take that!"

Sonic takes back the map from the fainted Pivonka challenger and the trio get carried and hailed by the patrons as the winners.

"Ha ha ha! Whoo-hoo! We did it!"

"That's amazing!"

"Heck yeah! Way to go, Tails!"

Tails smiles at the hedgehog siblings, who smiles back. Aftermath, Sonic, Y/N, and Tails are resting on the bar table as everyone either left or fallen asleep or knocked out from drinking.

"Wow! Only Sonic and Y/N the Hedgehog could win a dance battle that epic!" Tails said in amazement.

"Well, stick with us, pal. Earth can be a scary place, but sis and I know everything about this old pale blue dot."

"There's a lot of things you get to see. I even heard they've got some mechanics like you." Y/N added, getting Tails excited.

"Do you two really mean that?"

"I mean, not everything but I watch a lot of Discovery Channel while sis gets out most of the time and--"

"I meant about... me being your pal."

Sonic sits up and looks at him softly.

"Of course, buddy."

"Yeah. Plus, you are the most adorable fox I've ever met. Especially those fluffy tails of yours that makes me wanna cuddle it."

Tails was surprised and then hugged them with his twin-tails tickling Y/N's face.

"Ho, ho, ho! Coming in hot!" Sonic exclaimed in surprise.

"Oooh!" Y/N yelped and then giggled, feeling her face tickled.

Tails pulls away and explains, looking saddened.

"Growing up, I didn't have any friends. Everyone in my village thought my two tails were weird."

"Hey, we know that feeling."

"But then I saw you two! The fastest and bravest creatures in the galaxy! You both are weird too! But you both are legends! That made me think maybe being weird isn't so bad! You inspired me to leave my village to find you and help you in your mission."

"We're really glad you're here, Tails."

"I'm glad I'm here too, Sonic and Y/N."

They got off of the bar table, looking tired as Sonic yawned.

"Well, might as well get some sleep. This feels like a good place to spend the night. You'll be able to get clear readings on your gizmo thing once the storm is over. So I'd--"

"Shh!!"

Y/N shushed him to be quiet and pointed to show Tails is sleeping near the fireplace. Sonic smiles and comes over and tugs Tails in a blanket. Y/N lies down between Tails and Sonic.

"Night, sis. Night, Tails."

"Night, bro. Night, Tails."

Sonic's back is turned as he sleeps while Y/N sleeps on her back. Tails' twin-tails consciously moves and covers the hedgehog siblings to keep them warm. Y/N smiles in her sleep and snuggles into those fluffy tails.

The next morning, Sonic wakes up, yawning with a smile on his face. Though that was quickly wiped off to find an old lady hugging him in their sleep. Sonic taps Y/N and Tails awake.

"Sis? Tails? We have a situation."