Robotnik Escape
[The film opens up with the Paramount Pictures logo, with Rings being in the place of the stars flying across the ocean and forming the iconic arch over the mountain. The SEGA logo then appears, showing multiple games made by the company, and the Original Film logo is presented on a blue background in metallic red text before fading out to black and fading into a new scene.]
[Scene: Mushroom Planet, dawn.]
[The scene opens with a space view of the Mushroom Planet. A large title card is then shown, which says "THE MUSHROOM PLANET." The scene then shows a view of the mushroom planet, after which it shows a mushroom rising up to another mushroom, as a title reads "PARAMOUNT PICTURES presents", causing it to tip what appears to be a small rock over. The small rock then bumps into a small mushroom which rolls into another mushroom, which rolls into another mushroom, which bumps into a round rock when another titles reads, "in association with SEGA SAMMY GROUP". The rock then bumps into a line of four rocks which one by one fall into a gear made out of mushroom which after turning makes a round bucket tip releasing water from inside. The water then pours into the bottom of another mushroom tied to a rope making it lower and hit the ground as a third title reads "an ORIGINAL FILM production". The water picks up a tiny mushroom which floats downhill into a spoon like contraption made out of mushroom which turns and drops it into another as another title reads "a MARZA ANIMATION PLANET/ BLUR STUDIO production". The spoon like contraption drops with the other end rising and bumping into a line of mushrooms that grow in size until the largest lands on a blower like plant which blows at a large round rock. The rock then rolls and bumps into a cable car like contraption which reveals to be holding something inside. The rock rolls into the background as the cable car contraption is taken downward revealing a cart made out of mushroom. The cable car contraption bumps into a platform shaped rock and opens to allow the cart to roll out revealing small Sonic and Y/N-like figures in front of it as we see the rock roll in the background. The cart rolls forward as it runs into a column of sticks which fall down making mushroom cups to drop berry-like fruit into the cart. The cart then bumps into a rock tossing the figures and fruit out and into a juicer like contraption with thorns in it as the rock drops on it crushing the content revealing a classic Eggman Empire logo painted on it. The content then is then turned into liquid and pours into a cup which is picked up by Dr. Robotnik ]
Robotnik: Doctor's log. It is day 243 in this, portabello purgatory.
[Robotnik is shown sitting on a chair in front of his Eggpod, looking at his environment. He then looks down as he holds up Sonic and Y/N's quill and proceeds to stir his drink with them.]
Robotnik: My only companion is a rock I named "Stone."
[Robotnik looks to the rock. He then looks away, tapping the quills to his cup to dry them off.]
Robotnik: The question is, for whom am I narrating this?
[Robotnik sticks his tongue out and puts it to the quills, causing them to electrocute him. The scene changes to Robotnik pulling parts out of the engine of his Eggpod.]
Robotnik: It seems I have become a feature player in the theater of the absurd. Marooned in deep space by that wretched blue rodent and his annoying black brother. But it is all good thanks to a breathable atmosphere and my supreme intellect, sharpened against the only competitor savvy enough to br-r-r-r-ring it.
[The scene changes to Robotnik playing chess with mushrooms as the pieces. He takes a mushroom and places it forward.]
Robotnik: Chanterelle to D4.
[The screen changes to reveal a rock mirror, revealing that Robotnik is playing against himself.]
Robotnik: Hmm?
[Robotnik lifts the cup in his hand.]
Robotnik: I have been striving to make fungi into a functional drink of choice...
[Robotnik lifts the cup to his nose and he sniffs it.]
Robotnik: Mushroom coffee.
[Robotnik sips the mushroom juices only to spit it out afterwards due to the bad taste. Robotnik tries another batch, only to spit it out as well.]
Robotnik: WITH LIMITED.
[ The scene then shifts to the round rock squeezing more mushrooms.]
Robotnik: LIMITED.
[Robotnik tries out three more cups of mushroom juices, but spits each of them out in disgust. Robotnik picks up another cup of mushroom juices.]
Robotnik: LIMITED.
[Robotnik tries out the cup of mushroom juices, but spits it out in disgust.]
Robotnik: Success.
[Robotnik tries out a cup of mushroom juices, but slowly spits it out in disgust. The scene then changes to Robotnik picking rope-like wires out of the Eggpod and walks forward.]
Robotnik: But today, day 243 has brought a new optimism to my most pressing endeavor!
[The scene switches to Robotnik looking at a large mushroom with rods and a pole, making it look like a radio tower or a satellite transceiver.]
Robotnik: Planetus exodus to returnecus and KICK BLUE AND BLACK BUTTECUS!
[Robotnik climbs up the mushroom to a monitor screen placed on top of the mushroom tower and proceeds to press a few buttons on the instrument board.]
Robotnik: If my calculations are correct, and there is no reason to say this, because they always are.
[Robotnik lifts a jumper cable with Sonic and Y/N's quill in its pincers.]
Robotnik: These quills, are going to power my masterpiece.
[Robotnik lifts another jumper cable in his other hand.]
Robotnik: Let's light this candle, and see who comes a-knocking.
[Robotnik clamps the jumper cable on the quills and energizes the power cable, which bolts with blue and black chaos energy. The tower subsequently creates a shockwave, sweeping a screaming Robotnik off his feet and onto the ground. The screen switches to a shot of outer space as a shockwave of chaos energy generate a stream of light stretching through space before dissipating.]
[Scene change: Mushroom Planet, night.]
[Robotnik lies where he fell, unsuspecting the Ring portal appearing in front of him. Soon after, a trio of humanoid alien scavengers wearing chicken skulls for helmets and holding spears walk out from the Ring portal and scout the area. The head of the trio looks to Robotnik tilting its head in curiosity. It proceeds to bend down and move its spear towards the seemingly sleeping Robotnik. It then gently presses the side of his spear on his shirt, before looking to the quills in his hand. Before he can bend down and take it from his hand however, Robotnik's eyes bolt open.]
Robotnik: Greetings!
[The scavenger backs away as Robotnik uses his other hand and pulls a tarp of grass, revealing his trap. Suddenly, a giant mushroom slams down, causing the mushrooms around it to spin rapidly, alarming the scavengers. Suddenly, the lead scavenger unexpectedly steps into a rope trap, catapulting him screaming into the distance.]
Robotnik: Klatuu Barata Nikto!
[The other scavenger looks to Robotnik, who kicks a mushroom, resulting in a giant mushroom stem to slam into the second scavenger, sending him flying away, thus leaving the last scavenger to open its spear to reveal red blades. The scavenger proceeds to swing them around to intimidate Robotnik, only for Robotnik to use his Robotnik Control Glove to make a call.]
Robotnik: Agent Stone? Now!
[The Eggpod engines burn a rope that is connected to a catapult that holds "Stone", sending said rock flying and hit the scavenger in the face, making him fall on his back. Robotnik gets up while looking at the Ring portal.]
Robotnik: Hey, Stone! It's time to say goodbye to this, [Inhales] PIECE OF SHIITAKE PLANET!!!
[Robotnik licks the quills, electrocuting himself again before making a beeline for the Ring portal in slow motion. However, he stops at the sight of two silhouettes. Robotnik gasps as he stops in his tracks, falling on his back as we see the creature's hand, encased in a massive white boxing glove like fist with twin spikes. In a close up of one figure's face, the creature reveals himself to be an anthropomorphic echidna marching right up to him with his eyes glowing red. The other was also an anthropomorphic echidna, but more femine.]
[The echidnas walk up to Robotnik before noticing the quills in his palm.]
Knuckles: Where did you get that?!
Sonya: Answer, while you stilll have your teeth.
[Robotnik looks to the quills in his hand and swiftly lifts it in between their faces.]
Robotnik: From two little blue and black menaces on the planet called Earth.
[Knuckles and Sonya look at Robotnik sternly.]
Robotnik: I'd be happy to show you the way.
[The camera swiftly zooms off the area and off planet as the view enters a large blue circular tube. The camera then zooms out to reveal the title card reading "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG". Suddenly an orange blur zooms passed and sits with the title revealing itself to be an orange "2" sprouting two fox tails. The screen then cuts to black.]
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